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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I thought you'd enjoy one of these.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    I give you..... very best duck.
  • jobojobo
    edited May 2021 Posts: 7,507
    Nick Nack! Tabasco!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    I'm pleased you approve - since you're paying the *bill*.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    I sure am, bwoy!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...Your man drives the hearse in, the money's exchanged, their man drives the hearse out.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    And that's all there is too it?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    At the current rate of exchange, minus the fees
    and certain unforeseeable expenses. Voilà, the receipt.
  • BonSimonLeBon_1BonSimonLeBon_1
    Posts: 2,436
    And the kitchen sink?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    Comes with the Solex. No extra charge.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Make yourself at home! I'll be out in a minute!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    Well, do me a favor, will you? If they do ever let you back out (here), warn me first.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    It was in all the papers.
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ....but the editor(s) taught me one important lesson. The key to a great story is not who or what or when, but why.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Hilarious question, particularly from you. Did you ever ask why?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    ...I won’t ask again.
  • StirredNotShakenStirredNotShaken Toronto
    Posts: 2,402
    What lunatic asylum did they get you out of?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    I can’t tell you!
  • EHollanderEHollander
    edited May 2021 Posts: 3,687
    He escaped from Namur Prison by strangling his psychiatrist.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Horrible woman!
  • ThrasosThrasos
    Posts: 1,469
    Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr Bond.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    Wait till you get to my teeth.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    [They] can project a spot on the moon, or, at closer range, cut through solid metal. I'll show you!
  • jobojobo
    edited May 2021 Posts: 7,507
    (Double post)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    And which do you prefer?
  • EHollanderEHollander
    Posts: 3,687
    I’ll use the laser.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Another excellent choice.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    You’re very sure of yourself aren’t you?
  • LocqueLocque Escaped from a Namur prison
    Posts: 262
    It's what keeps me alive.
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Sounds like a load of bull!
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