The Sir Roger Moore Memorial One-Liner Elimination Game

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  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Quick correction - my error.

    Monday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 17
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 22

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 16

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 45
    "So does England!" - 23
    "What a helpful chap" - 9

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 27
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 6


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,197
    Monday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 18 (+1)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 22

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 14 (-2)

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 45
    "So does England!" - 23
    "What a helpful chap" - 9

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 27
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 6


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 19,339
    Monday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 18
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 22

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 14

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 45
    "So does England!" - 23
    "What a helpful chap" - 9

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 40 (+1)

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 27
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38 (-2)


    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 6


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,341
    Monday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 18
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 23 (+1)

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 12 (-2)


    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 45
    "So does England!" - 23
    "What a helpful chap" - 9

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 40

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 27
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 6


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,120
    Monday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 16 -2

    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 23

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 13 +1

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 45
    "So does England!" - 23
    "What a helpful chap" - 9

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 40

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 27
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 6


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 16
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 23

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 13

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46 (+1)

    "So does England!" - 23
    "What a helpful chap" - 9

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 40

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 27
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 4 (-2)



    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,341
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 16
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 23

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 13

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46
    "So does England!" - 23
    "What a helpful chap" - 7 (-2)

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 19 (+1)

    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 40

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 27
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 4


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Posts: 19,339
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 16
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 23

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 13

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46
    "So does England!" - 24 (+1)
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 19
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 40

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25 (-2)
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 4


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,197
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 17 (+1)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 23

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 11 (-2)

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46
    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 19
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 40

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 38

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 4


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,135
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 17
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 23

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 11

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46
    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 19
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38 -2

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39 +1


    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 4


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 17
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21 -2

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 11

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46
    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 20 +1
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 39

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 4


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"

  • Tuesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 17
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 11

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 46
    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18 -2
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40 +1

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 4


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 17
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 11

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47 (+1)

    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 40

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2 (-2)


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,341
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 15 (-2)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 11

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47
    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41 (+1)

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 13 (-2)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 11

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47
    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 20 (+1)

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2


    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,120
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 11 (-2)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 12 +1

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47
    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 20

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,197
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 12 (+1)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 10 (-2)

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47
    "So does England!" - 24
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 25
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 20

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2
  • Posts: 19,339
    Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 12
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 10

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir]." - 47
    "So does England!" - 25 (+1)
    "What a helpful chap" - 7


    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 18
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23 (-2)
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 20

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 41

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2
  • Wednesday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 12
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 10

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir]." - 47
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 7


    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 16 -2
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 20

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42 +1

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,197
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 13 (+1)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 8 (-2)

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir]." - 47
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 7


    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 15
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 20

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42 +1

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 11 (-2)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 8

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir]." - 47
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 7


    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 15
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 21 (+1)

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 42 +1

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2

  • Thursday

    LALD

    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 11
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG

    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 8

    TSWLM

    "Keeping the British end up, sir]." - 47
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 7


    MR

    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 13 -2
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 38

    FYEO

    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 21

    OP

    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43 +1

    AVTAK

    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    edited July 2017 Posts: 3,369
    Thursday

    LALD
    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 11
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 8

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 47
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 13
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39 +1

    FYEO
    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19 -2

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43

    AVTAK
    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 2

    ELIMINATED

    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Thursday

    LALD
    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 11
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 8

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 48 (+1)
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 13
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39

    FYEO
    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43

    AVTAK
    "A little restless but I got off eventually." - 0 (-2 Eliminated)

    ELIMINATED

    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • It got off the list at last.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Friday

    LALD
    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 9 (-2)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 8

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 48
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 14 (+1)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39

    FYEO
    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43


    ELIMINATED

    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Friday

    LALD
    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 9
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 21

    TMWTGG
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 6 (-2)

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 49 (+1)
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 7

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39

    FYEO
    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43


    ELIMINATED

    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • zebrafishzebrafish <°)))< in Octopussy's garden in the shade
    Posts: 4,341
    Friday

    LALD
    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 9
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 22 (+1)

    TMWTGG
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 6

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 49
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 5 (-2)

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39

    FYEO
    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43


    ELIMINATED

    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,197
    Friday

    LALD
    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 10 (+1)
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 22

    TMWTGG
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 4 (-2)

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 49
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 5

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 14
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39

    FYEO
    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 43


    ELIMINATED

    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
  • Friday

    LALD
    "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." - 10
    "Sheer magnetism, darling." - 22

    TMWTGG
    "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it." - 4

    TSWLM
    "Keeping the British end up, sir." - 49
    "So does England!" - 25
    "What a helpful chap" - 5

    MR
    "Take a giant step for mankind." - 12 (-2)
    "His name's Jaws, he kills people." - 39

    FYEO
    "The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!" - 23
    "Yes. Well, you get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream." - 22
    "He had no head for heights." - 19

    OP
    "No, ma'am, I'm with the economy tour!" - 44 (+1)


    ELIMINATED

    13. "A little restless but I got off eventually."
    14. "Oh, he had to fly."
    15. "Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."
    16. "Good night, Sir"
    17. "So speak or forever hold your piece."
    18. "It's just a hat darling...belonging to a small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken"
    19. "Just being disarming, darling."
    20. "She's just coming, Sir."
    21. "All right, keep your hair on!"
    22. "Not from where I'm standing."
    23. "A Woman?"
    24. "I discovered it had a crush on me."
    25. "Well, I certainly wouldn't have killed you before."
    26. "Play it again, Sam."
    27. "There's no sense in going off half-cocked."
    28. "How does that grab you?"
    29. "I took the scenic route."
    30. "I hope he was dining alone!"
    31. "Something came up."
    32. "Anything I can do to warm you up?"
    33. "He was cut off - permanently."
    34. "Toro. Sounds like a load of bull."
    35. "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures."
    36. "Oh, a snake. I forgot, I should have told you. You should never go in there without a mongoose."
    37. "Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert."
    38. "Call me James. It's five days to Alaska."
    39. "Bang on time!"
    40. "There's a fly in his soup!"
    41. "Well, I'm an early riser myself."
    42. "Well, the trouble is there's never a 70-year-old around when you need one."
    43. "Of course you are."
    44. "Really? Sexual discrimination. I'll definitely have to pay it a visit."
    45. "That should keep you in curry for a few weeks."
    46. "Having problems keeping it up, Q?"
    47. "In your rear end!"
    48. "He must have found me quite titillating."
    49. "It's women's lib. They're taking over the teamsters"
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