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South Bend, Indiana news: James Bond charged with murder

Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
edited December 2011 in News Posts: 7,854
I saw this on NBC last night and cracked up. Obviously it wasn't the real James Bond (actually, his name was James Bond Jr, if that's funnier).

Here's the link:

http://www.wndu.com/localnews/headlines/James_Bond_charged_with_murder_135969053.html

Read at your leisure.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Hang on- let's backtrack for a minute. James Bond murdered someone?!
    WNDU wrote:
    The St. Joseph County Prosecutor charged James D. Bond, Jr...

    Danger's his middle name.
    WNDU wrote:
    ...and could face a maximum of 85 years in jail.

    Gee, that's a long time- almost as long as the time Bond spends imprisoned in Goldfinger.
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    Priceless. Think they'll let him out in 14 months time, when he grows a Jesus beard and gets to walk across a bridge?
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    That was truly priceless. Tell me something #Agent007391, did the anchor/journalist/whatever manage to keep a serious tone while giving this piece of news?
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    Yes, surprisingly.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I'm having a blast with this. :)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    This is exactly what happens when Bond has his licence to kill revoked, and no one tells him.
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    M: Your license to kill is revoked.
    (Bond walked away ten minutes before).
    M: Did he hear me?
    Tanner: No, sir/ma'am (depending on the M), I don't think he did.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    Ha, what a story this is! On par with the chap who changed his name to Mr. James Dr. No From Russia With Love Goldfinger........Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond!
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    What?
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited December 2011 Posts: 13,355
    http://www.mi6-hq.com/news/index.php?itemid=4416
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,599
    ^ Lol he put DAD in his name?! That's dedication! After 5 years, I take it he's now fed up with filling out and signing paperwork. :-t If 'names is for tombstones'- then he's going to need a bigger tombstone. He'll also have to change it every two years now, to keep up-to-date with the films. :!! How much does it cost to change your name? $-)
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Just think how many James Bonds there are out there really, it's really a fairly common name

    I was indeed at school years back with a Michael Jackson and James Stewart, there was never much fuss made about it honestly
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    Just think how many James Bonds there are out there really, it's really a fairly common name

    I was indeed at school years back with a Michael Jackson and James Stewart, there was never much fuss made about it honestly

    But Bond is fictional. It is more of a popular news story therefore.
    An autopsy confirmed Mr. Hamilton died of multiple gunshots and detectives from County Metro Homicide have been continuously investigating this murder.
    I've broken the case in two! It can't be Bond. He only needs one shot! \m/
  • shadowonthesunshadowonthesun Banned
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    See, this is news that has the potential to be slightly amusing. Certainly moreso than men eating cocaine out of each others' behinds.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,599
    ^ Well, that's just your opinion... But I totally agree.
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
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    I'm a little concerned about those people, and would love to know why I've never heard of that story... But, I guess now I can say it and get away with it: I live within 20 miles of a real James Bond.

    And, if DC007 is here on this discussion anywhere, my brother's response was this: "Who'd he kill, Roger Moore?"
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    To all those people who turned down the opportunity or thought of having a colored Bond, shame on you

    This guy was obviously reading the MI6 pages and got so angry about it he went on a rampage around Massachusetts racking up some DUI charges X(

    http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/07/15/boston-police-arrest-james-bond/
  • Risico007Risico007
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    Dam it one to many martini's at the casino
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    We could be here all night with this, but not going to-

    The best thing was 'James Bond', 'not the British actor' bit, really ?

    by the way, James Bond is a fictional character, should of been 'not Craig' etc

    still worth a look

    http://surprisebaba.blogspot.com/2011/07/james-bond-arrested-for-raping-9-yr-old.html

    don't forget to check out the 'Nigerian Prophet claiming to exorcise evil spirits with his penis' bit further down, I haven't read it although I'm sure it's a most engrossing read

    :-S
  • Agent007391Agent007391 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
    edited December 2011 Posts: 7,854
    How many mother[expletive deleted] James Bond's are there that commit crimes?!
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