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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    77.) You get excited to tell your friends all the news about the newest Bond film, even though they couldn't care less.

    78.) You look forward to going out, just so you can dress up as Bond.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
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    DaltonCraig007 wrote:
    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    65.) When you walk around and realize this would be a good location for a Bond film.

    You must live in a beautiful city !

    No, just a healthy mix of vacation into my busy schedule! I guess I should rather do:

    79. You zone out imagining a Bond scene taking place where your at.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    77.) You get excited to tell your friends all the news about the newest Bond film, even though they couldn't care less.

    78.) You look forward to going out, just so you can dress up as Bond.
    Both true for me, and I love dressing up, partly because I feel like Bond, as well as Humphrey Bogart in one of his noir films. :)

  • forgotmyusernameforgotmyusername
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    33. You have unbridled earthy raw dirty relations with hundreds of women when buy them just one drink.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    forgotmyusername wrote:
    33. You wish you have had unbridled earthy raw dirty relations with hundreds of women when buy them just one drink.

    Fixed. :)
  • RC7RC7
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    80. A girl loses interest the moment she finds out you know each and every one of Bond's licence plates.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    RC7 wrote:
    80. A girl loses interest the moment she finds out you know each and every one of Bond's licence plates.

    But then maybe not the right girl. ;)

  • DoubleOhhSevenDoubleOhhSeven
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    81)You impress people with your knowledge of Don Perignon and Bollinger champagne vintages, accumulated mostly from the Bond film.

    82)You get into a sold out screening of Quantum of Solace by explaining to the guard how big a fan you are and how much you want to see the film.
  • jolearonjolearon
    Posts: 645
    YES.
    DoubleOhhSeven wrote:
    28)You get excited when a Bond marathon is on TV even though you already own all the Bond films on DVD.
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  • DoubleOhhSevenDoubleOhhSeven
    edited October 2012 Posts: 1,778
    83) You tell everyone you know that today Oct. 5th is Global James Bond day. Naturally ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    84. When you can't name a non-Bond song by a well known artist who has performed a Bond song.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Kerim wrote:
    84. When you can't name a non-Bond song by a well known artist who has performed a Bond song.

    Adele? ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Alicia Keys. :P
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    You find yourself naturally humming the Bond theme (M. Norman's guitar version) while at work - even though you work at a kindergarten and are inundated with children's songs throughout the day.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    *You dress up when going to see a Bond film in the theaters.

    *Upon hearing an old Bond tune after a bad day at work makes you feel instantly better.

    *You get into heated arguments with people who are yammering on about Bond being a sociopath.

    *While dealing with incorrigible people you mumble to yourself, "Discipline, [your name here]. Discipline."

    *After you find out that a stranger likes Bond too you act like a giddy school girl and demand to have a conversation with them.

    *You dreamily consider faking your death, to the likely horror (and later anger) of your friends and family. Considering I am also a big Holmes fan, the people in my life have a lot to worry about here...

    *You wait impatiently for someone to ask you what your hobby is so that you can reply with, "Resurrection."

    *You contemplate commenting that you are a very nervous passenger while riding with a rather reckless driver.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2013 Posts: 12,480
    3 more for me:

    1) You enjoy saying "Yes ... considerably." in all kinds of situations (and with the inner secret smile)

    2) When you find someone who says they like James Bond, you ask overly casually (just testing the waters, you see ...) "Oh really? How so? I do, too." And then eagerly hope they are a HUGE fan just like you are. At which point you would try to not hammer the poor person with dozens of questions at the same time, barely containing your glee - it does sometimes feel like meeting someone else to talk to after being on a deserted island for a year. Or maybe living in another country where you don't speak the language ...

    3) You've never been to a casino, yet you already feel at home in one. ;)

  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    You know your a Bond fan when you are itching to meet the cousin of your date after finding out they went to the same John Barry tribute concert as you

    Maybe I should give her a ring :-??
  • StirredNotShakenStirredNotShaken Toronto
    edited August 2013 Posts: 2,402
    When you order water "shaken, not stirred." to the eternal confusion of the waiter/waitress.
  • LicencedToKilt69007LicencedToKilt69007 Belgium, Wallonia
    Posts: 523
    ...Perhaps when you know the second roles names and actors names almost by heart and can even tell the right dialogue(s) in the right film.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    4EverBonded wrote:
    3 more for me:

    1) You enjoy saying "Yes ... considerably." in all kinds of situations (and with the inner secret smile)

    2) When you find someone who says they like James Bond, you ask overly casually (just testing the waters, you see ...) "Oh really? How so? I do, too." And then eagerly hope they are a HUGE fan just like you are. At which point you would try to not hammer the poor person with dozens of questions at the same time, barely containing your glee - it does sometimes feel like meeting someone else to talk to after being on a deserted island for a year. Or maybe living in another country where you don't speak the language ...

    3) You've never been to a casino, yet you already feel at home in one. ;)

    Oh yes, I do this. A lot!
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
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    When you visit MI6 Community regularly.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    StirredNotShaken wrote:
    When you order water "shaken, not stirred." to the eternal confusion of the waiter/waitress.

    I've gotta try that one out! :))
  • andmcitandmcit
    edited August 2013 Posts: 1,068
    84) it's 3:00am and you're still messing around with 30-50 layer photoshop files for Bond fan poster artwork? And the alarm is set at 7:00 for work tomorrow...
  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    edited January 2014 Posts: 822
    Time to Bring This Thread Back!
    85: You want to go to London someday, just because of Bond
  • DoubleOhhSevenDoubleOhhSeven
    Posts: 1,778
    86) When hitting up Atlantic City, merely walking into a Casino doesn't seem like enough. You wish you could make a grand entrance on a moving barge thru a glowing dragon's head accompanied by an array of fireworks and a Thomas Newman score.

    87) You receive a toy Aston Martin DB5 for Christmas despite the fact that your nearly 25.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You change your name to incorporate 14 Bond girls, or more impressively, every film, as two people have done in the past:

    http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/juice/content/english-woman-changes-name-14-james-bond-girls/2092220
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    89) When you make replica's of your favorite Bond props! :D
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  • DoubleOhhSevenDoubleOhhSeven
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    @Murdock. Pretty spot on.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    DoubleOhhSeven wrote:
    @Murdock. Pretty spot on.

    Thank you. :D For those who didn't know. They were made from PC joysticks from the 90's.
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  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    Posts: 578
    You have 3 different posters of the same movie
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