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I thought I was the only one in the world! All these years I've done it that way without even realising.
You attempt to educate yourself about the finer refinements in life (champagne, wine, national landmarks, countries etc).
You aspire to learn & be fluent in multiple languages.
Holy crap i do the same... except when you're 400 lbs - no matter if your dressed to the nines, you come off looking like a fat prick walking around like that lol - but i do it anyway.... but I do more of Craig's walk than Brozzer's..
This happened to me a few times... they ask you like it's some sort of childish phase they've expected you to grow out of..... umm, sorry, no. lol
I was planning on doing this very thing this upcoming year for the release of Bond 24 - but since i was laid off, that has thrown a wrench into those plans, so i'll probably push my London trip back to when Bond 25 comes out... besides, i want to loose some weight before i head over lol...
but here are some of my own "You know you're a Bond fan, when..."
187. When you told you ex-girlfriend (who you almost married) that if you were to marry, you had to have a bride and groom only dance to "We Have All The Time In The World" by Louis Armstrong...... this is actually still a must of mine should i ever tie the knot.. my wife can have the entire wedding the way she wants it - but i want that one song - for jealous Bond reasons lol.
188. You honestly wish that Shaun Of The Dead had a bit role from either Sean Connery, George Lazenby, or Roger Moore - to complete a Bond hat trick in the Cornetto Trilogy.
189. While playing any sort of multiplayer shooter, you turn down your tv volume a little, and put on some of your Bond soundtracks as background music.
190. Suggested a name for your newborn niece (unbeknownst to your sister at the time, the name was of a Bond girl.) - not only that, but your sister likes the name, and gives the name to her daughter... now you got a little niece named Miranda, and you remind her every chance you get that she is named after a Bond girl. lol.
191. Started drinking Mojitos because Bond did it in DAD. (has become my favorite drink btw - i liked it before it became a fad recently lol)
192. For myself, as an amateur filmmaker, the pinnacle of your career would be to direct a James Bond film.. and if that ever happened, you direct it - then immediately retire, because you've climbed your own personal everest, and nothing could ever top that. lol.
193. As a child, you made it your personal mission to be the best out of your friends at the game Goldeneye.. not only that, but when it came to multiplayer, you always had to be Bond, because you were the biggest Bond fan out of your friends.
194. While you're having a night out with some friends, you get a phone call from your other friends - who are in the middle of a game of Trivial Pursuit, and a Bond question came up - they didn't know the answer so they called you... lol... even better is in the background over the phone, you can hear one of your other friends yell "You called him?! Thats not fair! Thats cheating!!!"... and then you smile - like a boss.
"Bond. James Bond."
Well, that's what Lewis Gilbert did every time he directed a Bond movie : serve the same story with more spectacular stuff each time. Not my favourite approach to the character.
197) You pull you're N64 out of mothballs once every few months and have Goldeneye 64 night with your friends.
198) During said night you get upset once that one person inevitably picks Oddjob and kills you all.
199) Your response to said dilemma is to swallow your pride and choose Jaws despite the fact you only ever want to play as anyone other than Bond or Trevellyn.
200) You're sitting at your computer right now at 5:12 A.M. waiting for the Bond 24 press conference.
2. You look in the mirror in the morning and think Skyfall rough today.
3. You suddenly appreciate McCallan even though you have never liked whisky.
4.You cant put on a new suit without practicing your gun barrel walk and fire in the mirror. Lol
Still waiting to use this one.
That is a great line. And delivered dry as a bone by the awesome Michael Lonsdale.
203 : When the title and cast of Bond 24 is to be released on a live stream, you wait in front of your computer 3 hours earlier, excited just as if it was Chrismas
204 : The roof above your computer bears the mark of your head since you jumped through the roof with excitement learning Bond 24 would be called SPECTRE.
Oh yes I have one of these which will take pride of place once my Bond room is built!
You mean 7! And wow! That's inspirational haha I started watching Bond at 10 I believe.
That's #212. Remember gents let's keep these numbered. ;)
It's cute and all...but as a parent, I have to wonder why a six-year-old is watching OHMSS. WTH.