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SKYFALL: FANS' REACTIONS - GUARANTEED SPOILERS

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  • Smoloko123Smoloko123 Banned
    edited November 2013 Posts: 18
    I completely agree with the young man in this video regarding Skyfall. One of the better reviews I've seen in quite awhile.

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    Nothing's kept straight these days. Not even a phone. :D

    Right, IFM folks! That said, you need a laugh, here's 13 minutes of awesomeness for ya! :D

    [tears rolling from my eyes]
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    What I love is not that he doesn't know how to hold the phone the right way up, but he still goes ahead and posts it on YouTube anyway. Most sane people would just re-record it.

    I often find that when I'm reviewing a film on a camera phone, I like to be semi naked. The black & white is a nice touch. Gives it a noir quality don't you think?... :-\"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited November 2013 Posts: 40,968
    DarthDimi wrote:
    Nothing's kept straight these days. Not even a phone. :D

    Right, IFM folks! That said, you need a laugh, here's 13 minutes of awesomeness for ya! :D

    [tears rolling from my eyes]

    It's quite the treat.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    WillyGalore wrote:
    What I love is not that he doesn't know how to hold the phone the right way up, but he still goes ahead and posts it on YouTube anyway. Most sane people would just re-record it.

    I often find that when I'm reviewing a film on a camera phone, I like to be semi naked. The black & white is a nice touch. Gives it a noir quality don't you think?... :-\"

    Are you kidding? Bogart would see this and think: "no drink, no dame can turn me up like this". This is film noir at its best.

    To be frank, when I get half naked and put myself on tape, I ask money for it. [-(
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    DarthDimi wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    What I love is not that he doesn't know how to hold the phone the right way up, but he still goes ahead and posts it on YouTube anyway. Most sane people would just re-record it.

    I often find that when I'm reviewing a film on a camera phone, I like to be semi naked. The black & white is a nice touch. Gives it a noir quality don't you think?... :-\"

    Are you kidding? Bogart would see this and think: "no drink, no dame can turn me up like this". This is film noir at its best.

    To be frank, when I get half naked and put myself on tape, I ask money for it. [-(

    Small world, I do the same thing!

    $5. I'm cheap. Nude movie reviews, $2.50.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Interesting...

    I had no idea Ian Fleming's name was pronounced EON Fleming. :))
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    LOL he's still trying!?! =))

    This isn't film noir! I want film noir dammit!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    It's also a "quick review" that lasts over 13 minutes.

    I should make a parody of this and just do a shirtless review of me, making no sense and seizing ever so slightly at a bad camera angle with my Goodwill watch on.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Creasy47 wrote:
    It's also a "quick review" that lasts over 13 minutes.

    I should make a parody of this and just do a shirtless review of me, making no sense and seizing ever so slightly at a bad camera angle with my Goodwill watch on.

    You should know by now @Creasy, remakes can never better the original ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    That's true, @WillyGalore. It'll be impossible to top. Maybe if I shake uncontrollably a little bit more, maybe oil up my non-muscular body?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,480
    I am laughing so much right now - and I have not even seen the video yet. I cannot play it yet (too early here) but I hope to watch part of it before going to work today.

    @Creasy47 - go for it! I'll give you 5 bucks, some popcorn, and much applause just for having the guts to make a parody of that.

    By the way, is he reading all of our responses? He hasn't actually been banned yet, right? We are not exactly IFMing here, are we?

    Oh, Christmas came early this year ... ;)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    @4EverBonded. There are some people you don't want to ban too early cos it's just so much damn fun :D
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    I say leave him. This is too rich to get rid of. This video just needs a thread of its own.
  • doubleoegodoubleoego #LightWork
    Posts: 11,139
    To be honest some if the stuff he was saying, particularly about the series' lack if stealth I agree with but damn, I don't have the time to watch all 13 minutes if the video.
  • MrBondMrBond Station S
    Posts: 2,044
    Isn't that our "beloved friend" @Touchmybuttons? Didn't he go great lengths to show off his body...?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Why yes, yes it is, MrBond.
    As per usual when it comes to visuals ...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Next time someone asks my opinion on a film, I'll tear my shirt off and rant for over ten minutes.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Next time someone asks my opinion on a film, I'll tear my shirt off and rant for over ten minutes.

    I would actually pay you to see that @Creasy.

    4 of my finest English pounds ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Next time someone asks my opinion on a film, I'll tear my shirt off and rant for over ten minutes.

    I would actually pay you to see that @Creasy.

    4 of my finest English pounds ;-)

    Come find me and ask about some movie I don't care for!

    *whips out non-existant abs* "Yeah, it's, uhh...governmental conspiracies, homosexual agenda, umm...CIA plots. Yeah!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    Here's my first tip for "Scotty":

    Don't tell people you're giving a quick review of a film, only to then rant on for 14 bloody minutes!

    Even Mark Kermode's famous rants aren't that long. And at least he's funny.
  • Smoloko123Smoloko123 Banned
    Posts: 18
    So did any of you actually bother to listen to the full review ? besides just complaining about the filming errors ?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Smoloko123 wrote:
    So did any of you actually bother to listen to the full review ? besides just complaining about the filming errors ?

    Oh, we most certainly listened, but on my end, it was the equivalent of having the cast of Jersey Shore screaming in my ears while having a very dull knife plunged into my body repeatedly.
  • Smoloko123Smoloko123 Banned
    edited December 2013 Posts: 18
    Creasy have you ever considered becoming a comedian ? You're really funny 8-|
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Smoloko123 wrote:
    Creasy have you ever considered becoming a comedian ? You're really funny 8-|

    Actually yes, he is really funny.

    Bit defensive about that video aren't you @Smoloko123? Unless of course you know the chap in that video... :-\"
  • MrBondMrBond Station S
    Posts: 2,044
    His YouTube channel has endless of amusing material. One where he dances, one where he runs around like a "CIA agent".. I remember that his channel were brought up earlier this year, and it was as funny now =))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited December 2013 Posts: 40,968
    Smoloko123 wrote:
    Creasy have you ever considered becoming a comedian ? You're really funny 8-|

    I try, unlike SOME people. *lets out long sigh, nudges head in direction of TouchMyButton's YT video.*

    @WillyGalore, thank you for the non-sarcastic compliment.

    EDIT: Case in point, wh...what is this? WHAT am I watching? It's quite counterproductive, this: trashing the 'homosexual agenda' and condemning them to death and Hell and misery and torture and pain, yet you oil yourself up, hop in panties, and dance like you're being tazed to 'Superfreak'? Come on...

  • MrBondMrBond Station S
    Posts: 2,044
    Haha, oh my sides. It's just too much =))

    Taking into account about what he's written about homosexuality, he looks like he's unsure about his sexuality...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited December 2013 Posts: 6,396
    I've just watched that video @Creasy47 put up. Brilliant! I'm actually wetting myself with laughter. I'm sure the irony has been completely lost on Scotty.

    Perhaps he should do a Tom Daley ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    @WillyGalore, I think he IS Tom Daley.

    That video screams "I hate homosexuals, but I am, in fact, a homosexual."
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