Your feelgood, real life 'Bond' moments.

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I got locked out of my house last night, so I had to go through my bedroom window on the second floor, which involved building a very precarious tower made out of wheelie bins and an outdoor table, and then scaling part of the roof, in the dark, on uneven ground, and in my bare feet.

    Actually I was thinking I'm a little bit more like the Milk Tray Man. Risking life and limb to deliver Milk Tray to the bedroom of a fair maiden and then leaving as quietly as I came in. Only I didn't have any chocolates, or a lady to deliver them to. And I didn't come in or leave quietly. So more like your average home-invading pervert. I do have a black turtleneck though.

    You need to keep a spare key in the flower pot methinks. ;)

    Indeed.

    That was a very Bondian response to the situation though so it's not all bad news. In my younger days I sometimes had to climb through an ajar window when I forgot my house key.
  • jet skiing in Antigua felt quite Bondian at the time
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