Assuming he wasn't sick of it (YOLT) and wasn't doing it for the money (DAF), just what would it have been like if Connery had stuck with the series and continued until 1985, making TLD a 'reboot' of sorts.
The thought occurred to me when I read the NSNA thread and thought to myself 'hmmm, what if it had been him this whole time?', not unlike the TV character, Columbo, was played exclusively by Peter Falk for YEARS and aged the whole way (not that I'm comparing Columbo with James Bond, lol) Then we could truly say, 'Sean Connery IS James Bond'
And BTW, I'm trying to avoid the inevitable 'it would have sucked' or 'it wouldn't have lasted', (I agree it likely wouldn't have lasted) but rather, I want to hear how Sean would have handled the situations of the films George and Roger did? That being said, I'll get the ball rolling!
OHMSS- I'll just skip this as it's been discussed tons of times
LALD- while I like Moore very much- I feel like Connery wouldn't have taken too kindly to being pushed around in Harlem (at the fillet of soul and when he first meets Mr Big). And knowing Mr. Connery, he would have taken Solitaire's virginity at their FIRST meeting (maybe even BEFORE! lol) but seriously, him with Quarrell JR would have been cooler because of the history, and the hand to hand combat would have had Connery's famous ruthlessness (every Connery movie should have had a 'Bond vs Grant' type of brawl- in this one it should be Bond vs Kananga)
TMWTGG- Obviously, the showdown between Mr. Connery and Mr. Lee would have been epic. And I feel like Knick Knack wouldn't have been so lucky as he was with Moore at the end of the film... and we likely wouldn't have had Sheriff Pepper again (does anyone else feel the urge to call him Sergeant Pepper? lol!)
TSWLM- we've seen Connery handle Russian women before- this entry would probably been closer to the Cold War awesomeness that FRWL was. Connery wouldn't have been an idiot in the van while Jaws was attacking (the one time I've ever wanted to slap sense into Roger Moore) - and we'd see him in his awesome Navy uniform- this time for some action!
MR- this is the only one I feel wouldn't have been any good. Moonraker is a DUMB movie- a fun dumb one granted, but let's be honest: it's silly. Moore is the reason this one works as a popcorn flick. I feel if we went from serious Connery in the early years to goofy Connery in MR, it would likely kill the series there.
FYEO- Now this would have been pretty cool! Keeping with the aging theme, I don't see Connery sleeping with Mileena- his relationship with her would be more paternal (even more than Roger's) which is fine- we've had Bond movies where he doesn't sleep with the main girl (QOS).
OP- this is Octopussy without the existence of NSNA obviously, though it's helpful that we know exactly how Connery Bond would have looked in 1983! I feel like the clown business wouldn't have happened- and since Connery was with Bernard Lee the WHOLE time, it would make sense to throw a bit of tension in between Connery and Robert Brown
AVTAK- Connery vs Walken- that sounds like a MONSTER MOVIE!! lol seriously, this one MUST address the age and possibly retirement for agent 007- with it being Connery's last film, they'd just have to pull all the stops; it would likely be a different movie entirely. Hell, maybe he'd even end up with MoneyPenny at the end!
Anyway, those are my ideas, just for starters. I'm curious to hear yours!
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Here are my thoughts I agree with pretty much everything you've said on LALD. I think LALD would have been better with Connery. It seemed like a natural extension of DAF. Plus Moore, doesn't seem quite comfortable in the role yet; Connery would have been a more natural fit. I don't think TMWTGG would have worked. Lee and Connery are more equal in physical stature than Moore and Lee. I liked seeing Moore's Bond up against someone slightly more physically imposing, yet Moore had a sharper wit to counter with. Also, a NicNac-Connery fight scene would have been beyond bizarre; it would have been embarassing and demasculating. Moore somehow makes it fun. Connery would have seemed horribly out of place in the whole environment in this film. On the plus side, I think Connery would have kicked more a** in that fight scene in the belly dancer's dressing room. Well said, I think this would be more reminiscent of TB had Connery been it and probably an incredible film.
You know what? I think MR would be great with Connery! This is the Bond who's been in an ejector seat Aston Martin, a jet-pack, Little Nelly and a Moonbuggy for crying out loud! Seeing Connery in that Bondola with his trademark wink and smirk would have been classic. This would have basically been DAF Part 2 and I can't help but seeing this as anything but brilliant with Connery in the lead. Connery handles self-mockery better than Moore; Moore is just always campy and humorous by nature--in MR even Moore is flabergasted with how ridiculous the film is This would be good indeed--very FRWL in feel, but a few script adjustments would need to be made. Having Connery dispatch Blofeld in the beginning would be even more deflating than it already is. On the contrary, if we assume Connery was in OHMSS, the Tracy scene would have been more poignant. The Necros Connery fight would have been more ruthless as well. But Connery would totally shack up with Mileena--you are wrong there sir. I don't see Connery running through the jungle swinging from vines either...there would have been slightly less silliness, which would have worked in a Connery context. But OP has a great story, fine locations, a Cold War feel, and an assortment of memorable characters. This would have been a great swan song for Connery. Plus, hearing Connery say "Octopushy!" would have been priceless. Hmmm...I think the film's story is pretty strong as it stands. But as is the case with Moore, it would still be a disappointing last stand for Connery as well. Stacy Sutton is too young for either actor playing Bond. End on an all time high with OP--retire gracefully on Octopussy's island. Let Dalton take the reigns in '85
because well
A. it is a bit confusing
B. it is sort of a obituary title and you see why i got a bit of a shock
But my point is that if Connery had stayed until 1983, the franchise would have ended with him.
Lot's of GREAT 'what if's' there:
http://007art.free.fr/index.php/category/what-if/
TSWLM would of been written differently to suit Connery's acting style and would certainly of lost some of it's charm, same with MR, though that may of been no bad thing!
FYEO would possibly of worked better with Connery, as the part was very much written for an experienced though ageing agent, and I'm sure his Bond would of done the decent thing and given Bibi Dahl the full works (though if this film was going to be recast, surely it's crying out to be a Lazenby gig!).
OP with it's sensitive romance with Octopussy wouldn't of seemed credible for Connery's Bond and the juvenile humour would also of jarred much more with his take on the character.
AVTAK would just of been a dreadful anti climax to the actor's 23 year reign and really highlighted the decline in quality since the 60's.
Connery staying on until 1985 is overkill, but on the upside, that means no Lazenby and.... (let me savour it) .... no Moore. =D>
This scenario would mean we wouldn't have had the Brosnan films, which some folks would see as a big plus. But if a new production company had the rights its likely they would take the easy route of simply re-making the series. Imagine what Hollywood would do with the first four films if they were to remake them today - Miley Cyrus as Honey Rider? Megan Fox as Domino? :-q
~X(
Based on your combined opinions, as well as my own, I feel like THIS could have worked:
Sean Connery in Live and Let Die:
http://images1.snapfish.com/232323232fp::6>nu=3246>9<3>:8:>WSNRCG=348784<;7:325nu0mrj
but any further than that would not. Agree or disagree? ....and be kind to my photoshop skills, I'm an amateur ;-)
Honestly, I think Connery should have called it quits after YOLT - his presence serves DAF little in the long run.
http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/articles/images/licence_to_shill_connery4.jpg
but I'm suspicious that it's an old photo
It's from the MI6-HQ's article on Connery's advertisements.
Anyone have any pics of Sean from the 73-maybe 80's range?
Connery....
http://www.bondmovies.com/stills/nsna/8.jpg
http://www.bondmovies.com/stills/nsna/32.jpg
http://www.bondmovies.com/stills/nsna/44.jpg
Moore....
http://screenmusings.org/Octopussy/pages/Oct_465.htm
http://screenmusings.org/Octopussy/pages/Oct_194.htm
http://screenmusings.org/Octopussy/pages/Oct_891.htm
;-)
Nobody likes my photoshop? :(
;)
Not bad. Can you do one for Sean Connery in TSWLM, please?
Here's one that DocLathropBrown photoshopped with Lazenby in TSWLM-
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5987/lazenbytswlm.jpg