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The theories of Bond films! How did Bond father a child after being tortured by LeChiffre in CR?

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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    slide_99 wrote: »

    One big question is why the Russian mafia let a former MI6 agent (or even just a guy with an English accent) take power in St. Petersburg.
    Easy, he had friends in high places (Ourumov).
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Villainy.



  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    Thanks for giving me some theories to ponder. Interesting thoughts and in some cases, totally new things to consider.

    This next one was submitted by @SIS_HQ who wonders the following:

    After the torture from LeChiffre in CR how is Bond able to father a child in NTTD?

    As we know Bond is struck multiple times in the...ahem...groin area. One would think that some damage would be sustained, yet 15 years later he's able to father a child? What is our theory for how this was possible?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Based on the laws of aerodynamics for a fixed-wing aircraft, the bumblebee is incapable of flight.

    And yet, it flies.

  • NoTimeToLiveNoTimeToLive Jamaica
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    I seem to recall that the doctors in the novel say that everything will work just fine after his recovery.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Superman is the man of steel.
    Jaws has jaws of steel.
    Bond, well, he has balls of steel; scratching them doesn't change a thing. Also, we know that Bond shoots very well...
  • SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ Lekki, Lagos, Nigeria
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Superman is the man of steel.
    Jaws has jaws of steel.
    Bond, well, he has balls of steel; scratching them doesn't change a thing. Also, we know that Bond shoots very well...

    Perfect answer :))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Superman is the man of steel.
    Jaws has jaws of steel.
    Bond, well, he has balls of steel; scratching them doesn't change a thing. Also, we know that Bond shoots very well...

    Perfect answer :))

    We aim to please.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Breaking news: Bond's balls bounce back.
  • SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ Lekki, Lagos, Nigeria
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Superman is the man of steel.
    Jaws has jaws of steel.
    Bond, well, he has balls of steel; scratching them doesn't change a thing. Also, we know that Bond shoots very well...

    Perfect answer :))

    We aim to please.

    That's right :)
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Based on the laws of aerodynamics for a fixed-wing aircraft, the bumblebee is incapable of flight.

    And yet, it flies.

    There's that. And from what I understand, complete infertility is fairly rare: men with low sperm count can still impregnate a woman, men who lost a testicle to cancer can still have a high sperm count, etc.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Ludovico wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Based on the laws of aerodynamics for a fixed-wing aircraft, the bumblebee is incapable of flight.

    And yet, it flies.

    There's that. And from what I understand, complete infertility is fairly rare: men with low sperm count can still impregnate a woman, men who lost a testicle to cancer can still have a high sperm count, etc.

    I never thought we'd be reading that in this (or any) thread, but I certainly appreciate the information. ;-)
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    After the torture from LeChiffre in CR how is Bond able to father a child in NTTD?

    He didn't, Mathilde was Logan Ash's child. The whole plot was a ruse by Madeline to get Bond to kill himself.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    slide_99 wrote: »
    After the torture from LeChiffre in CR how is Bond able to father a child in NTTD?

    He didn't, Mathilde was Logan Ash's child. The whole plot was a ruse by Madeline to get Bond to kill himself.

    I think Bond would've still killed himself even without Mathilde as he still loved Madeleine, he didn't allowed Safin to have her.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    All I will say is that the human body has a remarkable capacity to repair itself. Bond is also somewhat superhuman and virtually indestructible (until the NTTD finale anyway) and this has been the case since the original Fleming Bond novels onwards.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Ludovico wrote: »
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Based on the laws of aerodynamics for a fixed-wing aircraft, the bumblebee is incapable of flight.

    And yet, it flies.

    There's that. And from what I understand, complete infertility is fairly rare: men with low sperm count can still impregnate a woman, men who lost a testicle to cancer can still have a high sperm count, etc.

    I never thought we'd be reading that in this (or any) thread, but I certainly appreciate the information. ;-)
    Imagine the thrill of following Bond's impossible mission to fertilize an egg, on a cellular level.

    Scientifically speaking, I mean.

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    SecretAgentMan⁰⁰⁷ wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Superman is the man of steel.
    Jaws has jaws of steel.
    Bond, well, he has balls of steel; scratching them doesn't change a thing. Also, we know that Bond shoots very well...

    Perfect answer :))

    We aim to please.

    Just scratching


    the surface of a complicated question, as I don't think thay seeded the idea of a child just jet in CR. If it was there, it'd be an an embrionic state.

    The truth is:

  • LucknFateLucknFate 007 In New York
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    Bond went to a clinic and froze his sperm in 2005. You didn't see the short? 007: Loaded
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    James Bond actually visited a sperm bank (and made a donation) in Raymond Benson's second Bond continuation novel, The Facts of Death (1998).
  • Reflsin2bourbonsReflsin2bourbons
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    James Bond actually visited a sperm bank (and made a donation) in Raymond Benson's second Bond continuation novel, The Facts of Death (1998).

    I don't think Bond actually goes through with the donation. Rather he goes through the rigmarole to meet the head to the bank, and then asks her to be his "stimulation." Then he chickens out.
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