Mister Stamper, I'm having fun with my titles! (from now on random fun: enjoy!!)

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Hilarious, everyone! I love this thread. :D
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Feel free to continue with YOLT but I think I'll work ahead on other titles so this thread doesn't die another day. xD

    On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    bad 50s science fiction Virus Omega and the Angels of Death.
    horror Bedlam in the Alps.
    educational/documentary Piz Glora A Restaurant that advertises!
    comedy Gate Crashers or On Her Majesty's Sewer Service. (Parody from the Super Mario Bros Super Show.)
    romantic emo teenage flick Jimmy and Tracy.
    porn What goes on under Hilly's Kilt in Room 8. 1969 Edition. ;)
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    OK, let me give it a try. I think the previous entries were brilliant!

    You Only Live Twice

    bad 50s science fiction: Killer Wale spaceship!
    horror: Japanese piranhas
    educational/documentary: How to become Japanese in 10 easy lessons
    comedy: Nellie's Japanese trip
    romantic emo teenage flick: Tears of poison
    porn: Steamy Japanese bathtub
  • edited October 2012 Posts: 553
    Bad 50s sci fi: The Revenge of Scarface and the Terror Volcano!
    Horror: The Dead Walk Among Us
    Documentary / Educational: Sake and Rice Wines, a Beginners Guide to Preparation
    Comedy: So, I Married A Pig
    Porn: Shag Me To Death, or Watch Me Blow
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    OHMSS

    bad 50s science fiction: Attack of the brainwashed alergic babes
    horror: The fair faces of evil
    educational/documentary: Auricular lobectomy: a guidebook in colour.
    comedy: How James met Tracy
    romantic emo teenage flick: Love beyond death
    porn: Scottsman in a Swiss Harem
  • RC7RC7
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    bad 50s science fiction: She came from Morecambe Bay
    horror: The John Glen Bobsleigh Massacre
    educational/documentary: Joanna Lumley's Alps
    comedy: De Bleuchamp: Party Liason
    romantic emo teenage flick: Weekend at Hilly's
    porn: Swollen Bunt
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
    Posts: 2,632
    bad 50s science fiction: Virus from Bedlam
    horror: The Changed Man
    educational/documentary Where to go in the Alps
    comedy Have We Met before
    romantic emo teenage flick Jimmy and Tracy: A Whirlwind
    porn A Night with Hilly
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited October 2012 Posts: 2,629
    OHMSS

    Bad Sci-Fi: They Hide in Your Bed
    Horror: Gutted Skiiers
    Educational: How to Safely Ski at Night Through the Alps
    Comedy: Are You The Other Fellow
    Emo: Shotgun Honeymoon
    Porn: In Her Majesty's Secretive Cervix or 69 Angels 69ing in '69 Vol 69
  • bad 50s science fiction: Death Virus From Piz Gloria
    horror: Frozen Terror
    educational/documentary: Unmasking a Secret Agent, by E.S. Blofeld
    comedy: Married to the Mob
    romantic emo teenage flick: Till Death Do Us Part
    porn: In Her Majesty, Secret Service Part IV

  • SmithersSmithers Bandit Country
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    bad 50s science fiction: The allerigies of the vestal virgins!
    horror: Zay are de rules of ze glinik.
    educational/documentary: Alternative uses for a snow blower.
    comedy: Carry on Skiing
    romantic emo teenage flick: Cougar Baby - on Ice
    porn: The allergies of the vestal virgins part 2
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Diamonds Are Forever.

    bad 50s science fiction: The Satellite of Doom!
    horror: A Madman and his clones.
    educational/documentary: Jimmy Dean's Las Vegas Tour.
    comedy: Proposing to a Widower
    romantic emo teen flick: How Wint met Kidd.
    porn: Messin with Bambi and Thumper.
  • OHMSS

    Bad 50's - The Virus of the Beautiful Women of Piz Gloria
    Horror - The Australian who never Acted! (Couldn't resist!)
    Educational - How to Ski and evade gunfire while stealing someone's daughter
    Comedy - The other Secret Agent
    Romance - Tracy
    Porn - Slight Stiffness: Lipstick Edition

    Diamonds are Forever

    Bad 50's - The diabolical duo murderers
    Horror - Men in Drag: Charles Grey edition
    Educational - How to leave Las Vegas after robbing/cheating in a casino
    Comedy - Willard White's Big Adventure
    Romance - A girl's best friend
    Porn - Sean's Bit*hes: Plenty O' Toole and Tiffany's Case
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited October 2012 Posts: 12,480
    OHMSS

    bad 50s science fiction: It Came From Under The Kilt
    horror: Death by Bad Acting
    educational/documentary: The Dangers of Combining Hypnosis and Allergies
    comedy: Dude, Who Was that Other Fellow?
    romantic emo teenage flick: We Have All The Time in The World (but hurry up!)
    porn: Secret Sweaty Nights Under The Kilt; Hilly Nights and Swollen Angels; In Her Majesty's Secret Sex Manual

    Diamonds Are Forever

    bad 50s science fiction: The Paunch Returneth
    horror: Blofeld in Drag
    educational/documentary: 101 Uses for Scorpions; How To Flambe with a Blowtorch
    comedy: Dude Looks Like a Lady; Vegas Babes and Bozos
    romantic emo teenage flick: Tiffany, Get Off My Case!; Oil Rig Romance
    porn: Plenty O'Toole (enuff said); Thumping It with Bambi; Matching Collars and Cuffs
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    Bad 50s Science Fiction Virus of the Mountain Man
    Horror Death Angels
    Educational/Documentary How to make your archenemy forget you in 1 easy step
    Comedy Bedlam in the Alps!
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick Rescued by Love
    Porn Gold Balls, Hilly and his College of Arse

    Diamonds Are Forever

    Bad 50's Science Fiction Space Lasers of the Evil Twins v Dragon Lady
    Horror Whyte Noise or What the Cat Dragged In
    Educational/Documentary Improve your aim: people out of window episode
    Comedy There's Something About Ernst
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick Cruise of Love
    Porn Right Idea Wrong Pussy, Q's magic finger tool, Getting something of Marie's chest
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    OHMSS

    Sci-Fi: The Mutant Polar Were-Bear of the Alps
    Horror: The Bunt Under the Bed
    Docu/Edu: Curling Like a Baronet
    Comedy: Cool Runnings :\">
    Romance: Dawn in the Alps
    Porn: Blow-feld's Busty B*tches
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Perhaps we should slow this down a bit.

    DAF

    Sci-Fi: The Revenge of the Coin Eating Machines
    Horror: The Flesh Eating Scorpion
    Doc: How to Walk Your Rat in the Desert
    Comedy: Skipping Along With Wint and Kidd
    Emo: Slapped Into Annoyance
    Porn: The Wrong Pussy Gets Plenty O'Toole
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    Bad 50s Science Fiction: "Attack of the Dubbed Accents!" - "YETI"
    Horror: "Lobeless" - "A Lot of Guts"
    Educational/Documentary: "Other Fellas: The D-Listers Who Survived Hollywood"
    Comedy: "Spies do Sports"
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick: "Stay Alive Tonight" - "At Twilight"
    Porn: "Downhill Skiing" - "Honeymoon Bond-age"

    Diamonds Are Forever

    Bad 50's Science Fiction Space: "Clones"
    Horror: "Dying is Forever" - "Plenty 'O' Scares"
    Educational/Documentary: "Wint & Kidd: Turning Point"
    Comedy: "Cross Dressing Villains" - "Got a Brudder?"
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick: "Girls Best Friend"
    Porn: "Tiff In Me" - "Plenty O Tools" - "Wrong Idea, Right Pussy"
  • I feel I'm too old to get involved in this but what I will say, Buttons would of had a field day with the last suggestion..

    I've tried a few times to come up with something for here but can never quite manage it. No, I just can't find anything to add
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I read a lot of great stuff in here. Keep it coming, folks!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Live and Let Die

    Bad 50's Science Fiction: The Island of Dr. Kananga.
    Horror: Death by weird sound waves!
    Educational/Documentary: San Monique and it's snake population.
    Comedy: Who's funeral is it? Yours!
    Romantic Emo Teenage Flick: Solitaire and her lonely cards.
    Porn: Sheriff JW Pepper's party at Billy Bob's.
  • Can we slow this thread down? Because we will be finished it come next week...how about doing one a week?? With @DarthDimi or @Murdock telling us when to start the new one? Is a good thread!

    Live and Let Die

    Bad 50's Science Fiction The Voodoo Zombie Prince Rises Again!
    Horror Whisper
    Educational/Documentary From Above: San Monique for Hang gliders
    Comedy JW: Fun in the bayous
    Romantic Emo Teenage flick The Lovers, Lessons in Love
    Porn Winging it with Mrs Bell, Solitaire laid bare, No sense in going off half cocked
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    edited October 2012 Posts: 4,012
    Live and Let Die

    Bad 50's Science Fiction: Man-eating crocodiles
    Horror: The painted man
    Educational/Documentary: The Natural Wonders of San Monique
    Comedy: The Adventures of Sheriff Pepper
    Romantic Emo Teenage flick: Love is your destiny
    Porn: Miss Solitaire's bed chambers
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited October 2012 Posts: 12,480
    "Signed_By_RogerMoore"]Can we slow this thread down? Because we will be finished it come next week...how about doing one a week?? With @DarthDimi or @Murdock telling us when to start the new one? Is a good thread!
    *******

    I agree this is a great thread and we should slow down a bit. Give more time to folks to join in. One a week sounds fine to me. Can we get someone in charge here, please? Murdock? Thank you! :D

    P.S. Sandy I think you just forgot to change the title of your latest one. ;)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Sorry...I was just so afraid of this thread going dormant again I got ahead of myself. Okay once a week sounds fair. Anyone who hasn't done the others yet may go ahead and catch up.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Thanks so much! We won't let it go dormant (although I am off this site until Dec. 9th as of this Friday - taking leave of absence due to Skyfall not opening in my country until 1st week of December). Carry on without me and I will certainly catch up in December. This thread is so much fun. Thanks, Murdock!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited October 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Live and Let Die:

    50s Sci-Fi: Voodoo Doctors Never Die
    Horror: The Man With Two Faces
    Educational: A Honky's Walking Guide Through Harlem
    Comedy: Sheriff Pepper Hanging With the Brothers
    Emo: Stolen Innocence
    Porn: Lick and Eat Pie, Roger's Mongoose or Going Off Half Cocked (Porn's Greatest Bloopers Vol 73)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited October 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Live and Let Die

    50s Sci-Fi: Crocs on Crack
    Horror: You Only Thought He Was Dead (Baron's Death Train, Part 2)
    Educational: Tarot for Young, Old, Romantically Inclined, or Sexually Frustrated
    Comedy: JW Pepper at the Grand Ole Opry
    Romantic/Teen Emo: Who Do You Voodoo? / It's All In The Cards
    Porn: Bare Solitaire / Nawlins Naughty Nights

  • Live and Let Die

    50's Sci Fi - It came from Harlem
    Horror - Fire and Skulls
    Documentary - How to play Solitare
    Comedy - A London Brit stuck in 70's New York
    Romance - Faith in the Cards
    Porn - More More More! Roger Moore stars in 007's great big wang adventure
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    Live and Let Die

    50's Sci Fi: Black Russian Swamp Monsters
    Horror: Up In the Hills Down There
    Documentary: J.W. Pepper's Law Enforcement Training Video
    Comedy: Mr. Bleeker's Crazy Flying School
    Romance: The Forbidden Love of Ms. Caruso
    Porn: Rosie's Tumble in the Jungle
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Live And Let Die
    Bad 50's SciFi
    - The Two Faces Of Dr Kananger
    Horror - The Voodoo Man Of San Monique
    Educational / Documentary - Correct Etiquette For Train Travel: Volume 2
    Comedy - Fun On The Bus
    Romantic / Teen Emo - Lovers Lessons
    Porn - Never Going Off Half Cocked

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