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I also laugh when the Chinese henchman at the start of DAF says "C..C..Cairo!" simply because of how badly dubbed it is!
Bond: Kara, where in a Russian military base in the middle if Afghanistan.
Bond: excuse me, you did say your time is correct?
Russian visa guy: Russian clocks are always....*explosion*
Bond: perhaps you can call one for me. It looks terribly difficult
*Bond shoots clay pigeon with ease*
Bond: no it isn't is it.
And that scene in DAD where Bond brings the wheel chair to that south african's room and knocks him out.
South African: what the he'll do you want? I don't need a bloody wheel chair.
Bond: oh yeah?
*Bond punches him and knocks him out*
Bond: now you do
*Jaws jumps on the hood, starts ripping the roof off, causing Anya to panic and mess with the keys*
Bond: Try the big one...
*Anya, finally having started the van, now has trouble with the gearbox*
Bond: can you play any other tune?
*Anya, still not driving*
Bond: Try reverse, that's backwards.
Roger Moore, I bow to you.
"Egyptian builders"
Moore had to mime the line on set as there was an Egyptian official on set making sure there was nothing detrimental to Egypts image. This makes it even funnier to me because Rog and Lewis slipped it in on the sly
I always laugh a few minutes after this, too, when he sends the man in the wheelchair down the hall, and he hops through the hospital room and just grabs a grape.
How does he know these things?!
I'm trying to find out..."
"No more foreplay..."
Q pretending to be a car rental agent in TND
The slap Grant gives Bond on the Orient express with Bond on his knees.
Dr. Kauffman's comment about shooting Bond from "Stuttgart and ztill creating zee proper eefekt yah".
Dude, there's nothing at all funny in that scene. [-X
Greene "Please, Mr. Bond, my friends call me Dominic."
Bond "- I'm sure they do."
Not quite laugh out loud, but witty. I liked it.
AHHHHHHHHH SHTAMPAH!!! Stop getting in my ear Ja!?!
It's funny to me. Here we have this killer who has Bond in his mercy and they're both debating with each other about the realistic effect surrounding the circumstances of Bond's death and the slight frustration in Kauffman's voice at Bond doubting him only adds to the awesomeness of the scene.
"I open champagne?"
"No it's a surprise."
"OOOOH a surprise hehehehe!"
The guy's laugh cracks me up.
Bond: "Thank you very much, I was just out walking my rat and I seemed to have lost my way."
I rewatched a bit of DAF the other day. While it's pretty naff overall (despite some good lines) I did laugh at Charles Grey's reaction to Bond flipping the tape out of the player:
"Put it back Mr Bond...Immediately"
(P.s. How can you take the "Five minutes...and COUNTING" voice seriously after Austin Powers :)) )
The clampers getting drenched in the TWINE PTS always makes me smile too. I still remember the audience in the cinema cheered and clapped at that in 1999.
I don't know what to say; I feel like an idiot...
;)
:))
Moments off the top of one's head..
#1 Sean Connery in Doctor No and the obliteration of a poor defenseless spider
#2 Said Connery doing 'funny faces' in his cell during Goldfinger captivity
#3 Connery (again) response to Jill St John in Diamonds when she explains how she got her name
#4 Any time Wint and Kidd are present in the above movie
#5 The blow up of Yaphet Kotto at the end of Live and Let Die, it was so bad it was good
#6 Doctor Kaufman in the Hamburg motel. "I haz a cleer shot at zor hed Meester Bond, go over to ze bed and liez down nez to Meeses Carfer Ya ?"
#7 When Bond arrives for Dinner with Magda and Khan in Octopussy and Gobinda is showing the way down the stairs, there's this kid just to edge of screen (one of the Monsoon Palace servants doubtless), and he appears to be terribly nervous and even shaking. Just something that I notice during a viewing, quite humorous even
#8 When Dalton and d'Abo are in Afghanistan and flying the cargo 'plane, he leaves Milovy at the controls and fights Necros. After the battle, and seemingly out of nowhere, a great cliff is just seconds away. "What happened" - "He got the Boot" - (great cliff appears) "Arrrrrgh". It's like how did she not see that, have a watch again sometime and see for yourselves
#9 When Moore escapes the Khan Jungle Hunt and gets aboard a boat with tourists, this woman says - "Are you with our group" and Moore says - "No mam, I'm with the Economy Tour !". That is actually damn funny
#10 When Brosnan is fighting with Renard on the nuclear submarine and Richards is trapped underwater and can't get out, Brosnan pulls all manner of strange faces
Hard to believe that man now works for UNICEF [-(
"I'll always be a jinx to you."
"I'm Mr Kill." "Now there's a name to die for."
"Now there's a mouthful."
"Leave it in." "It has to come out sometime" etc
Absolutely hilarious.