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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @00Beast, indeed. I know I've listed it before, but one of my favorite exchanges from my favorite Bond film is the first bit between Natalya and Boris. So great.

    "Was it good for you, too?"
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    Natalya: "Anna...."
    Anna: "Ehh...he wouldn't know a woman if one came up and sat on his head.'"
    Natalya: "Hahaha. Boooorrreeeesss? BORIS!!"
    Boris: "What? Hehehe, I thought I'd post it on the internet, no?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Bond: "What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art."
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    Bond: "What, no small-talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art."

    Dimitri Mishkin: "Your sense of humor doesn't slay me, Commander, I'm sorry."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "Thistle do me , thistle do me nicely"
    "This is a game I cant' afford to play"
    "That is NOT the soap"
    Anyone else miss @do_me_nicely?!
    =))
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    What kind of work do you do?

    Oh I travel... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Ahh, @do_me_nicely. Those were some interesting days.
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    Do you always arm yourself for a rendezvous?

    Occasionally. I seem to be accident prone.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "I hope you don't snore, Q."

    Possibly my favorite Dalton one-liner.
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    Drax's Girl: "Is there something I can do for you?"
    007: "Well, I'm tempted to say yes immediately."

    :-j Thumbs up to Rog!
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    I like a girl in a bikini, no concealed weapons.
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    I like a girl in a bikini, no concealed weapons.

    I love that whole dinner scene between Bond and Scaramanga, with Mary being that akward third wheel, hahaha. The dialogue is so heated between them, and you know that both of them have the opportunity to kill each other on the spot, but there's some sort of decency about them, even Francisco, that keeps it from happening. Of course eventually Bond reaches the breaking point, and Roger plays that scene so well! "I admit, killing you would be a pleasure", and then reaching into his suit pocket shortly after to bring out the PPK. Man, great scene!
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    00Beast wrote:
    I like a girl in a bikini, no concealed weapons.

    I love that whole dinner scene between Bond and Scaramanga, with Mary being that akward third wheel, hahaha. The dialogue is so heated between them, and you know that both of them have the opportunity to kill each other on the spot, but there's some sort of decency about them, even Francisco, that keeps it from happening. Of course eventually Bond reaches the breaking point, and Roger plays that scene so well! "I admit, killing you would be a pleasure", and then reaching into his suit pocket shortly after to bring out the PPK. Man, great scene!

    Totally agree, excellent scene and well played out by both actors. TMWTGG disappoints in many ways but the Bond / Scaramanga interplay is a highlight of the series.
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    00Beast wrote:
    I like a girl in a bikini, no concealed weapons.

    I love that whole dinner scene between Bond and Scaramanga, with Mary being that akward third wheel, hahaha. The dialogue is so heated between them, and you know that both of them have the opportunity to kill each other on the spot, but there's some sort of decency about them, even Francisco, that keeps it from happening. Of course eventually Bond reaches the breaking point, and Roger plays that scene so well! "I admit, killing you would be a pleasure", and then reaching into his suit pocket shortly after to bring out the PPK. Man, great scene!

    Totally agree, excellent scene and well played out by both actors. TMWTGG disappoints in many ways but the Bond / Scaramanga interplay is a highlight of the series.

    Completely agree, though after reviewing TMWTGG about two months ago or so I was surprised by how quickly the whole thing went by and how much I actually enjoyed it.
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    Connery quick list of five-


    'But wrong Pussy'

    'Is that who it was'

    'That would be splendid'

    'I'll take care of this filthy stuff' (sounds like MI6 Admin a few weeks back) ; - )

    'I've smelled that aftershave before, and both times I've smelt a rat'


    Moore -

    'Don't count on that'

    'A Midget in a pack of peanuts, what will they think of next'

    'That's a charming tune'

    'Thank god for hard currency'

    'It's odd, but when I am stared at, I seem to lose my appetite'


    Dalton -

    'Things were just about to turn nasty'

    'Switch the Bloody machine off'

    'Looks like he came to a dead end'

    'We can have a party some other time'

    'That's not human, that's an Animals heart'


    Brosnan -

    'That depends on your definition of safe sex'

    'It's what keeps me alive'

    'They'll print anything these days'

    'So you Live to Die another day'

    'I'd rather not go at all'


    Craig -

    'Next time I'll shoot the camera'

    'The Bitch is Dead'

    'Mr White?, My name is Bond, James Bond'

    'I never left'

    'Slate was a dead end'

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    Nice format there, Baltimore!

    Sean Connery

    "Her devotion to larceny plus my incomparable charm."
    "I knew M wouldn't book me into the best hotel in Miami Beach out of gratitude."
    "Sorry old chap, better luck next time."
    "Yes, this is my second life."
    "Both hands on the wheel, Mr. Jones, I'm a very nervous passenger."

    George Lazenby

    "I hope I can live up to your high standards."
    "I can think of a more sociable thing to do."
    "It takes more than cutting off your earlobes, Blofeld, to turn you into a count."
    "And the girl who helped me escape, we just leave her there?"
    "I suspect they're trying to kill me."

    Roger Moore

    "I'm in no hurry, are you?"
    "Yes I admit, killing you would be a pleasure."
    "Don't you ever come up for air?!"
    "On your feet General, you're going to stop that train."
    "Killing Tibbet was a mistake."

    Timothy Dalton

    "Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her."
    "What are you to, Kamran? Selling dope?!"
    "You earned it....you keep it.....old buddy."
    "It's a tough business you've picked, Miss Bouvier! Leave it to the professionals!"
    "If I trusted Koskov, we wouldn't be talking."

    Pierce Brosnan

    "Sorry about that, I uh, tuned out there for moment, Elliot."
    "Well I must say, I've had a lovely evening. You?"
    "There's no point in living if you can't feel alive? Isn't that right, Elektra? Isn't that your motto?"
    "The same person has just set me up again, to get Zao out, so I'm going after him!"
    "Ourumov....what has this Cossack promised you? You knew, didn't you? He's a Lienz Cossack."

    Daniel Craig

    "M doesn't really mind you earning a little money on the side, Dryden. She'd just prefer it if it wasn't selling secrets."
    "You and I had a mutual friend!"
    "Miss Fields showed true bravery. Make sure you mention that in your report."
    "That last hand, nearly killed me."
    "That wasn't very nice!"
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    Random Quote Time!!

    M: "You don't trust anyone, do you Bond?"
    Bond: "No."
    M: "Then you've learned your lesson."

    Gustav Graves: "You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams! But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny!"
    Bond: "Time to face GRAVITY!" (pure ownage!)

    Dr. No: "Unfortunately I misjudged you; you are just a stupid policeman, whose luck has run out."

    Bond: "Friends of yours? Come in!" (Thunderball)

    Bond: "Your peanut-toting friend back there wouldn't like it?"
    Scaramanga: "No he wouldn't."

    Tiffany Case: "Here, let me take your glass. I'll go finish dressing."
    Bond: "Oh please don't, not on my account."

    Bond: "And here it was I thought that Solitaire did the fortune-telling."
    Dr. Kananga: "Let's hope for your sake that she still can."

    Elektra King: "I don't know what you're talking about."
    Bond: "Oh I think you do." (Brosnan SWAGG!!)

    Georgi Koskov: "I'm sorry, James. For you I have great affection, but as we say, duty has no sweethearts."
    Bond: "We have an old saying too, Georgi. And you're full of it."

    Bond: "Now there IS a lady." (Octopussy)

    Max Zorin: "Good! Right on shhedule!"





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    Elliot Carver: "When you remove Mr. Bond's heart, there should be just enough time for him to watch it stop beating."

    Alec Trevelyan: "England is about to learn the cost of betrayal, inflation adjusted for 1945."

    Franz Sanchez: "No amigo, today is the first day of the rest of your life."

    General Orlov: "Better than letting a handful of old men in Moscow bargain away our advantage!"

    Rosa Klebb: "Good work. Who can the Russians suspect now but the British?"

    Dr. Kananga: "Any cost, any. Bond must DIE!"
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    Villain Quotes!

    Dr. No: "One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost."

    Rosa Klebb: "You are not here to ask questions! You forget to whom you are speaking!"

    Auric Goldfinger: "Man has climbed Mt. Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean, fired rockets at the moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavour- EXCEPT CRIME!"

    Emilio Largo: "You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that, where I come from."

    Ernst Stavro Blofeld: "As you can see, my piranha fish can get very hungry. They can strip a man to the bone in less than thirty seconds."

    Enrts Stavro Blofeld: "In a matter of hours, the United Nations will receive my uletide greeting."

    Ernst Stavro Blofeld: "Tiffany, my dear, we're showing a bit more cheek than usual, aren't we?"
  • DrNoDrNo North Hollywood, California, USA
    edited January 2013 Posts: 81
    "You always were a cunning linguist, James."

    "They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong."
    "Yes, this is my second life."
    "You only live twice, Mr. Bond."

    "You have to marry an Ama girl."
    "Is she pretty?"
    "She has a face like a pig."
    "The hell with that then."

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    Dr. Kananga: "Solitaire, my dear. I want you to listen to me very carefully. On the back of Mr. Bond's watch, the number 3...2...6...6. Do I speak the truth?"

    Francisco Scaramanga: "You see, Mr. Bond, I always thought that I loved animals. But then I discovered that I liked killing people even more."

    Karl Stromberg: "Hurry, Commander! I am not renowned for my patience!"

    Hugo Drax: "Mr. Bond, you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."

    Aristotle Kristatos: "You have shot your last bolt, Ms. Havelock."

    Kamal Khan: "Mr. Bond is indeed a very rare breed, soon to be made extinct."

    General Orlov: "The West is decadent! It has no stomach to risk our atomic reprisals!"

    Max Zorin: "Intuitive improvisation......it's the secret of a genious."
  • THEBond007THEBond007 Banned
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    Bond- "Do you expect me to talk"
    GoldFinger-"No Mr.Bond I expect you to die"


    SKyfall

    Doctor-"M"
    Bond-"Bitch"
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