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Become a spy

Pazio94Pazio94
edited March 2013 in General Discussion Posts: 1
I came from Poland my nationality is polish and the question is how many years I have to be in England to become a spy and also do I need citizenship?
I'm already in England 4 years and I got residential document ?
Thanks for your help

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  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    Wrong MI6, mate!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Sandy wrote:
    Wrong MI6, mate!

    Cute, isn't it? It is really quite amusing just how many times this site is confused with that of the agency. In some ways it can be seen as some sort of merit badge. ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,579
    A good spy needs to know how to gather intelligence. Here are your mission objectives:

    1) Google 'SIS', and find the link to its home page. It should be the first link down.

    2) Go to the 'Careers' tab on the menu, and read all the relevant information.

    3) Upon being recruited, remember to celebrate by shooting up an embassy.

    Oh, and Pazio- don't cock it up... ;)
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    QBranch wrote:
    A good spy needs to know how to gather intelligence. Here are your mission objectives:

    1) Google 'SIS', and find the link to its home page. It should be the first link down.

    2) Go to the 'Careers' tab on the menu, and read all the relevant information.

    3) Upon being recruited, remember to celebrate by shooting up an embassy.

    Oh, and Pazio- don't cock it up... ;)

    I just had a laugh attack :) Thanks, @QBranch, for making my day!

  • linglingqilinglingqi
    edited March 2013 Posts: 51
    Your cover is blown! Haha :-)
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    Has anyone got any links for our friend @Pazio94 ?
    Or can this just be put in the out tray?
    Case closed as it were.
  • LudovicoLudovico
    Posts: 15,122
    First thing I would recommend is to not ask public questions about it.
  • nick_007nick_007 Ville Marie
    Posts: 443
    Benny wrote:
    Has anyone got any links for our friend @Pazio94 ?
    Or can this just be put in the out tray?
    Case closed as it were.

    If you can't tell the difference between the real SIS and a fan site you have already failed the application process.

    Mind if I do the honour, Benny?

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