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Never ending James Bond poem.

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edited June 2013 in Trivia & Games Posts: 2,782
We can do this, we are arty and farty.

Just add (edit) as many words as you like to our James Bond community online poem. Yes they can be rhyming couplets or not. Just go with the flow.


James Bond...
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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited June 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Double O ...

    (I think only 2 words each will be a bit difficult ... but let's try!)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    Never went
    with the flow...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Always led,
    never followed...
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    Even in
    a volcano hollowed...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    He has saved the world
    in missions big and small...
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    The villains die!!!
    As Bond walks tall....
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    Women he beds
    never does he ask
    Just says "let's"
    as part of the task.
  • L0ucksL0ucks
    edited June 2013 Posts: 6
    Always strong and tall,
    though once he drove into a wall
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    He handles his objectives with smooth attitude,
    and according to M he is an exemplar of British fortitude.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited June 2013 Posts: 12,480
    edit/sorry
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
    Posts: 152
    Always reckless,
    Loves them and leaves them.
    Who has the time for real relationships?
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    Posts: 3,157
    Everywhere he goes to play the game,
    he'll never miss to introduce his name...
  • Bradford4Bradford4 Banned
    Posts: 152
    Reachig out from the darkness
    Striking for a kill
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Bond. James Bond -
    is rather fond
    of ...
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Martini's, girls and figs!
    Yet his finger is always on the trig........
  • cwl007cwl007 England
    Posts: 611
    He likes a drink,
    Always off the wagon.
    He's had a fight near a Komodo Dragon.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,187
    He's cunning
    has many tricks
    And he knows
    when you've had your six.
  • 00Hero00Hero Banned
    edited July 2013 Posts: 121
    He only lives twice.
    So he doesnt play nice.
    But his names so nice.
    He says it twice.
    Hes twice as nice
    With Girls his vice.
    With a roll of the dice.
    He ll put you on ice.
    Lice mice and rice. ~ 3 things Japan is known for ~
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited July 2013 Posts: 987
    Briefing done he exits M's leather studded door,
    towards danger, excitement and Pussy Galore.
  • 00Hero00Hero Banned
    Posts: 121
    Wether its dangling from the end of a rope.
    Or yelling in a huff THATS NOT THE SOAP.
  • RecipeRecipe Banned
    Posts: 56
    Specially built shoe
    Provided by Q



  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    His Aston's ejector seat
    Is very neat -
    But at the end of the day,
    Bond likes to rely on his Walther PPK.
  • 00Hero00Hero Banned
    Posts: 121
    Watch out its James Bond.
    Hell drown you in a pond.
  • RecipeRecipe Banned
    Posts: 56
    Of Camille
    I've had my fill
    Of Greene
    I'll skip this scene
    Snoozefest Solace
    Flopped at the box office
  • RecipeRecipe Banned
    Posts: 56
    Guys a more down to earth one...lets get serous.

    Dench dies in Skayfll
    Tear pierce Bonds eye like a bullet shot
    Is it hot?
    Piping.
  • RecipeRecipe Banned
    Posts: 56
    Fix a loaf of bread
    Let it rise

    Put another load
    On the burner
  • 00Hero00Hero Banned
    Posts: 121
    This isnt free form recipe. Here mate follow my example.

    Hes a punning lingiust.
    Oh ya and hes english.
  • RecipeRecipe Banned
    edited July 2013 Posts: 56
    Sorry I havent read the rulebook but I take it from you being an experienced and trusted member on the boards.

    I have been at peace recently and have turned to spirituality so that may explain the pastoral flavour of my writings....

    What if Bond set up a farm?

    Sweat on the brow...
    Plough.
    Milk the cow....
    Plough.
    Boy what a day...
    Plough.


    Feed the sow...
    Plough.
    "Come in my darling for some chow"...
    Plough.
    Talk to Zao he's good now...
    Plough.
    With seed, these baron lands, I endow...
    Plough. Plough. Plough.
  • 00Hero00Hero Banned
    Posts: 121
    Recipe wrote:
    Sorry I havent read the rulebook but I take it from you being an experienced and trusted member on the boards.
    Are you taking the mickey cos to put it poeticly

    Every one here thinks Im a troll.
    Which is a bit mean IMO.
    Lets drop it tho mate and get back on topic.

    Hes James Bond of the Secret Service
    His name is James cos its not Jervis.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2013 Posts: 14,593
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