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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    This is for @WillyGalore!

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you're doing a lousy job making a slowly recovering friend feel better.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Don't worry. I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I'm sure we'll be able to lick you into shape." :-bd
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Well let's just, skirt the issue, shall we?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Too many free radicals, that's your problem."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Hard or soft?"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    This is for @WillyGalore!

    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... you're doing a lousy job making a slowly recovering friend feel better.</b></font>

    Trouble keeping it up Q?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I lost both legs. I did not die."
  • dramaticscenesofQOSdramaticscenesofQOS
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    Chainsaw my @%%
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited March 2014 Posts: 24,183
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife suggests the two of you try something new in bed.</b></font>
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "If it's 69, you were expecting me."

    ;-)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Stuffed sheep's head!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I can bring up this gem again:

    "It's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife suggests the two of you try something new in bed.</b></font>

    The lady will take it straight up! With a twist!
  • ggl007ggl007 www.archivo007.com Spain, España
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife suggests the two of you try something new in bed.</b></font>
    "something new"??

    "Phu Yuk??"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "It can project a spot on the moon or at close range cut through solid metal, here I will show you!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "This for heat, these for cold, applied scientifically and slowly."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Don't blow it all at once."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "...an exploding pen?"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "Shoot in and out."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Murdock wrote:
    "Shoot in and out."

    :)) hilarious!!

    *looks down at manhood*
    "It comes from not growing up at all."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    "Shoot in and out."

    :)) hilarious!!

    *looks down at manhood*
    "It comes from not growing up at all."

    "I think I got the "thrust" of it. " =))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *looking at my wife on the bed*
    "I'm just gonna go bombing around in it!"
  • Risico007Risico007
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    "We will talk about it latter in the morning"
  • jsr862jsr862
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    Wake up quickly and ..." Bahahhahahahahahahahaha" Baron Samedi laugh
  • dramaticscenesofQOSdramaticscenesofQOS
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    "Don't tell me you're married..."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Octopussy.Ooocto-puusy!"
  • XXXXXX Banned
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    Onatopp?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote:
    Use a line from a Bond film when...
    <font color=red size=5><b>... the wife suggests the two of you try something new in bed.</b></font>

    "I wont keep you for more than an hour or two if you give me your undivided attention."

    OR

    "The thought had occurred to me."
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