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Which Bond film is the most titillating?

CrabKeyCrabKey
edited August 2011 in Bond Movies Posts: 1,971
Sex has always been a part of the series, and yet none of the films has come close to earning an R rating. Which film do you feel is most titillating, or erotic, or shows the most skin?
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  • DoubleOhhSevenDoubleOhhSeven
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    Well the strongest sex scene is probably in DAD but the films have featured nudity. FRWL obscurly shows Tanys's ass. We see Octopussy's ass, or atleast a stunt double's, in OP. That asian girl's ass while she's swiming in TMWTGG. We breifly see Electra's tits in TWINE as do we of that woman in the pre-credits of DAF. Not the mention all the opening credits. I can't believe in writing about this.

    BTW LTK was originally given an R-rating.
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
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    One of the best descriptions I read of Fleming's writing was that he could write about sex, make it vivid and palpable, but always kept a "gentleman's restraint" in the language he used.

    I think that one of the strengths of the Bond films is that they suggest but they don't have to go the cheap route by being explicit. And really, with any kind of film, photos, or clips available on the internet there are plenty of places to see nudity. When a Bond film shows something erotic - say, Paris' bare back as her dress falls off, Tanya climbing into bed in FRWL, or Vesper putting on the red dress in the hotel room in Venice - it's far more fitting into the world of "class" that Bond inhabits.
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    We breifly see Electra's tits in TWINE as do we of that woman in the pre-credits of DAF. Not the mention all the opening credits. I can't believe in writing about this.

    BTW LTK was originally given an R-rating.
    Wow, somebody's been hitting the "pause" button ;) Unlike DAD the intention wasn't to make the scene explicit. The glimpse of breasts/arse etc was more...accidental.

    Also when do we see OP's arse? I don't remember that.

    I think one of the most "titilating" moments has to be in CR when Vesper comes over and kisses Bond in the casino.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    There's naked breasts in TLD.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited August 2011 Posts: 15,713
    Yes, the Bond/Jinx sex scene was a bit too much for a Bond film... Halle Berry was like a vampire in that scene... Too much.
  • Monsieur_AubergineMonsieur_Aubergine Top of the Eiffel Tower with a fly in my soup!
    edited August 2011 Posts: 642

    "Also when do we see OP's arse? I don't remember that"

    As she gets out the pool at night, her 'lady friends' are all there watching and offering towels...I wore the VHS out!

  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I've always been somewhat amazed by Roger's bedding of Mayday in AVTAK. First we get that terrible jump cut of Mayday beaming herself under the sheets in Star Trek style. Then we see her all over Roger like a sexual predator.
  • Monsieur_AubergineMonsieur_Aubergine Top of the Eiffel Tower with a fly in my soup!
    edited August 2011 Posts: 642
    ^i think poor Rog is quite obviously not happy with the scene, he appears, for the first time to be quite uncomfortable...I would say 'wooden' but I dont think he could even muster that! :-))

    Another show of booby, and please don't see this as my personal fetish; dead Plenty tied up in the pool, slow tracking shot through the water with nipples most certainly there. As I say, not a pause moment so please don't write in! :-)

    If you want preference it's Andrea Anders and her water pistol. Love that scene, she looks so hot when 'wet'. There is no way of getting a point across cleanly here!!
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited August 2011 Posts: 15,713
    Ugh, the Bond/MayDay scene is not sexy at all... Moore is 57 (!), looks a bit lost, and Grace Jones is, well... Grace Jones.

    I find the Bond/Solange scene together in Bond's hotel quite sexy, one of the sexiest of the franchise.

    Another painful sex scene to watch is Onatopp and the General... During the act, the General seems to have a face similar to a lumberjack chopping wood... Totally Unsexy.
  • Monsieur_AubergineMonsieur_Aubergine Top of the Eiffel Tower with a fly in my soup!
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    ^definately DC. That scene and then off to Miami intl. Is what Bonds all about. Love it.
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    Ugh, the Bond/MayDay scene is not sexy at all... Moore is 57 (!), looks a bit lost, and Grace Jones is, well... Grace Jones.


    Fast forward to 6.16. Very funny.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited August 2011 Posts: 15,713
    Basicly my reaction to the scene. ;-)
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Another painful sex scene to watch is Onatopp and the General... During the act, the General seems to have a face similar to a lumberjack chopping wood... Totally Unsexy.
    Haha :P Great comment, @DC. ;;)

    Personally, I think the most sexy scene in the Bonds is Bond bedding Fiona and obviously being out-of-control vis-à-vis this vixen's naughtiness.

    The worst:
    - Mayday
    - Fields (since entirely off-screen)
    - Solitaire (since the aftermath is almost sad)

  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    .The worst:
    - Fields (since entirely off-screen)
    And I also have a difficult time picturing Craig having sex with a girl half his age that looks even younger than that.



    Here's a part of the Bond/Jinx love scene in DAD... Look how Vampire-ish Berry acts... :-S

  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    The dubbing on these is hilarious :-)) :-))

    The second video really sounds like a porno.

    I don't mean to spam - I just find these funny.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    Haha @Bain123 !! Yes, GE had some awkward sexual moments ! :-))
  • JinxJinx
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    based on the footage above I'm gonna have to go with GE. as if it wasn't obvious already.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    GoldenEye or Die Another Day though neither of these scenes really needed to be shown for the purpose of the story.
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    I'd agree with DAD but without the scene in GE we wouldn't know about Xenya's thigh crushing gimick - at least not until some time much later in the film.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    We must remember we are watching James Bond 007, not A Clockwork Orange so any sex or questionable scenes will be invariably kept to a minimum.

    Even the first '15' certificate of the franchise in 1989 didn't offer anything out of the ordinary, the rating was due to the increased violence not normally seen hitherto at the time in Bond, not necessarily what Dalton got up to with Lamora or Bouvier behind closed doors.

    People mention Goldeneye, but anything Xenia did with various characters didn't really go off the scale to offend anyone, I just found it amusing more than anything else, the scene with the Admiral in Monte Carlo harbor was just cringeworthy than anything else.

    Die Another Day Brosnan/Berry bed scene seemed to be over before it even begun, nothing there to even shock an eight year old, I won't take issue with a bit of an improved sex scene in future Bond movies, but Craig or whoever will need their strength for the job in hand, and after all, where's lazing around in bed going to get you?



  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    I would say the scene with Solange was the most steamiest. Notice how Solange has both of her hands, um, past her stomach. I feel this makes Solange even hotter.

    Bond and May Day on the other hand, well I never really was a fan of interracial gay love scenes.
  • BAIN123BAIN123
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    I always get titilated when I hear one of the most memorable lines of dialogue in any Bond film:

    "I'm so goooood"
    "Especially when you're bad"

    Phoarrr!!!

    ;)
  • CrabKeyCrabKey
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    The best scenes are those that portray an adult sensibility. Too often scenes have been contrived and seemed to announce themselves as "the sex scene." M and Q watching Bond in bed always strikes me as juvenile and voyeuristic. As for the various Bonds, Moore always seemed self-conscious. As a teenager, I thought Jill in Goldfinger was very sexy. As an adult, I especially appreciated the development of Bond's realtionship with Vesper in CR.
  • DoubleOhhSevenDoubleOhhSeven
    edited August 2011 Posts: 1,778
    The most obvious example of nudity in the series is in DAF. We see Sean Connery's breasts for about 5 or 6 uninterrupted seconds on screen. How this didn't warrent an R-rating I'll never know :-))
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    You might want to check out NSNA then, @DoubleOhhSeven, for when making out with Fatima, even more flesh and bone - well, merely flesh and skin - appears on screen. I wonder why I'm always having bacon for diner after seeing NSNA... :-?
  • DoubleOhhSevenDoubleOhhSeven
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    You might want to check out NSNA then, @DoubleOhhSeven, for when making out with Fatima, even more flesh and bone - well, merely flesh and skin - appears on screen. I wonder why I'm always having bacon for diner after seeing NSNA... :-?
    Ofcourse I've seen NSNA. But the difference was that Connery actually got himself in pretty good shape for that film. I was merely poking fun at his weight gain for DAF.

    Anyway NSNA isn't an EON film so it's not truly Bond IMO.
  • TheLazenbyTheLazenby
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    The Man With The Golden Gun, I'd think..... Maud Adams in the shower (though the Ultimate Edition shows she's blatantly wearing white underwear), Chew Me (again, Ultimate Edition.... this time, proving rather clearly that she is bottomless, despite Roger saying otherwise in the commentary!), the butt shot of the Bottoms Up girl complete with sleazy music, Scaramanga stroking Maud with his gun. Yeah, I'll go with that movie.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited August 2011 Posts: 24,159
    You might want to check out NSNA then, @DoubleOhhSeven, for when making out with Fatima, even more flesh and bone - well, merely flesh and skin - appears on screen. I wonder why I'm always having bacon for diner after seeing NSNA... :-?
    Ofcourse I've seen NSNA. But the difference was that Connery actually got himself in pretty good shape for that film. I was merely poking fun at his weight gain for DAF.

    Anyway NSNA isn't an EON film so it's not truly Bond IMO.
    I agree about Connery's shape in NSNA. Impressive rather, given the man's age.

    As for the EON comment, the film is currently owned by MGM, so at least it sleeps a bit closer to the official Bond's home today than it did before. ;;)

  • j7wildj7wild Suspended
    edited August 2011 Posts: 823
    was Ursula naked in the Radiation Decontamination Shower scene?

    I have stopped the BR DVD many times at the point when she is coming off the line right before one of those radiation suited goons hands her a towel and I still can't tell!!

    not even on my 100 inch 1080 HD Projector Screen!
  • AgentJamesBond007AgentJamesBond007 Vesper’s grave
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    No, @j7wild... she was wearing a skin colored 1-piece swimsuit. But we all can agree, it would be better if she wasn't :D
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