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@BeatlesSansEarmuffs
Trump is Goldfinger
Mike Pence is Oddjob
Kellyanne Conway is Fiona Volpe
Steve Bannon is Elliot Carver
Corey Lewandowski is Elvis
Chris Christie is Grischka
Rudy Giuliani is Mischka
Putin is General Orlov
But Jason, hadn't you heard? The election is rigged! Trump doesn't need a brother -- he's got Putin! (And all the best words...)
Corey Lewandowski needs a wig. Chris Christie is both Mischka AND Grishka. (Oooh, a gratuitous "fat" joke. Turn in your Political Correctness card, @Beatles!) And can Newt Gingrich be Jaws?
I know that the Marvel Comics Universe is currently undergoing a Civil War over whether or not the future is fixed and predictable, or not. And I know whose side you'd be on, GL. I'll bet that's more than YOU know... ;)
No fear mongering reasons either. :D
@BeatlesSansEarmuffs, how could I forget Gingrich?! I picture Gregg Beam when I think of him. Both men are walking slime that I can't help but want to punch.
And Gingrich can't be incapacitated by a blonde pig-tailed lady with braces...in space. So there's also that.
She is infinitely better than the alternative. And no, that is not hyperbole.
While there is truth--and some much-needed humor--in your statement, it is scary that the Florida election was as close as it was. We have our fair share of highly devout, low-information voters in this country, and that is truly frightening. My country does not need a Brexit-like surprise right now; eight years of Bush and what he did to our Supreme Court and overseas was enough.
Luciana would slap you for that one. LOL.
Not yet. But neither are the Morthsiders. Enter Chappie. Turn out the lights.
I thought Hillary was going to be Margaret Thatcher. Trump = Goldfinger is a keeper.
Huma may in fact be Tatiana. An unwitting stooge who thinks she's doing all for Uncle Sam (standing in for mother Russia) when in fact her bosses ambitions are far more nefarious. She'll soon be thrown under the bus, like her film counterpart.
You're going for the obvious there, @bondjames. I'd hoped for something a little more unexpected in your casting choices. Oh well, From Arkansas With Love it is, then. Does Bill get to be Kronstein or Grant?
Wouldn't Joe be Bond in this case and Trump Grant, since we both know which man would be getting their head bashed behind the gym due their inflated ego and overestimation of their own abilities? Biden would rip Trump's silver spoon from his mouth, bang him in the temples with it to disorient him, rip off his rubbish hair and stuff it down his mouth until he choked on it. Then Biden would loot his corpse and take all the fake wraps of 100 dollar bills Trump carries around to impress people (they're actually Monopoly money) and call him "old man" before leaving.
[End of scene]
There's only one person making that false comparison. The rest of us are trying to persuade him what a mistake he's making.
Herr Drumpf is not eating fish with that wine. He's eating Taco Bell.
Trump is a perfect mishmash of all the 60s Bond villains and their disgusting traits.
He overcompensates for his massive lapse in abilities and tries to act like he's without a nation, a free agent, like Dr. No (though barely a tenth as intelligent). He overestimates his own abilities when around more capable, and more intelligent people like Grant. He thinks buying expensive things and owning material objects makes him the best guy in the room like Goldfinger. He thinks he's actually attractive to younger women like Largo feels about Domino, and both he and Largo are super creepy around women who want nothing to do with him (Largo also seems the type to walk in on young ones when they're changing too). And like Blofeld in OHMSS, he underestimates the abilities of a woman, who helps to usurp his ego.
Trump lacks the eloquence or style to be Bond. He dresses like the manager of a used car sales lot (on a good day) and when he opens his mouth, he sounds like a pig gobbling at the trough.
With a really, really bad comb-over.
When is the election again? November 20?