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MajorDSmythe

Ah yes, the Staffy. God's practical joke on hoomans. "I'm going to create a doggo that is like a wrecking ball, crossed with a hurricane, that is needy, in a small muscly package, and wrapped in a fur coat."

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MajorDSmythe
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"I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."
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"I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."
Favourite Fleming Novel
Moonraker
Favourite Bond Film
The Living Daylights
Favourite Bond Actor
Timothy Dalton
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  • If Fallout was going to pay homage to a Bond film, might as well be one of the best Bond films.
    in Mission: Impossible - films and tv series Comment by MajorDSmythe February 8
  • It's been a few months, but I do believe it's Naschy Time once again. It's taken me this long to track down another of his films, this time it's... Curse Of The Devil (1973) Don't you just hate getting hairs in your mouth? Naschy returns to…
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe February 7
  • GoldenGun wrote: » MajorDSmythe wrote: » GoldenGun wrote: » Unhinged (1982) An early, post-Friday The 13th slasher film. It made the infamous 'Video Nasties' list. Other than the sweet sounding synth-heavy score, there is nothing e…
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe February 2
  • GoldenGun wrote: » Unhinged (1982) An early, post-Friday The 13th slasher film. It made the infamous 'Video Nasties' list. Other than the sweet sounding synth-heavy score, there is nothing else to write home about. The acting is poor, the …
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe February 1
  • chrisisall wrote: » MajorDSmythe wrote: » A few weeks back, I watched The Protector. Now I have seen another vintage Jackie Chan film... Armour Of God 2: Operation Condor My new favourite Jackie Chan film (previously that had been Who …
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 31
  • A few weeks back, I watched The Protector. Now I have seen another vintage Jackie Chan film... Armour Of God 2: Operation Condor My new favourite Jackie Chan film (previously that had been Who Am I?). I loved the fight in the wind tunnel.
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 29
  • Sean Dillon #6.
    in What are you reading? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 29
  • Lords Of The Fallen (PS5) Finished the game. The last boss took me by surprise, it was surprisingly easy to defeat. Now I am going back for NG+0, to get as many other trophies as I can, before going on to NG+1 for the platinum.... if I can get it.
    in Last Video Game You Played? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 24
  • Creasy47 wrote: » @MajorDSmythe, that poster alone makes it look like it's worth a viewing. Adding it to my watchlist! The film lives up to the poster.
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 24
  • An incredibly atmospheric fusion of a slasher film and an action thriller. When the film is in slasher mode, there are some tense scenes. But when it shifts to action thriller, there is a decent car chase, and a truly spectacular speed boat chase. …
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 23
  • Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: » MajorDSmythe wrote: » I can't believe it has been 15 years since the 11th Doctor crash landed onto our screens. I'll be marking the occasion with a rewatch of Series 5 in April. My favourite Doctor,The …
    in 'Anyone for a jelly baby ? ' - Doctor Who discussion thread. Comment by MajorDSmythe January 9
  • I can't believe it has been 15 years since the 11th Doctor crash landed onto our screens. I'll be marking the occasion with a rewatch of Series 5 in April.
    in 'Anyone for a jelly baby ? ' - Doctor Who discussion thread. Comment by MajorDSmythe January 9
  • I can see both sides of this argument. If I were an actor, and for some reason, I were offered Bond.... as flattered as I would be, I would decline. I am too much of a private person. There's no way I could cope with the immense publicity surroundin…
    in Who should/could be a Bond actor? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 9
  • I had never seen a Hindi film before, and I probably won't be rushing out to watch another and not because of this film, they just aren't my thing. But for my first example of Hindi cinema, damn... did I pick one hell of a film. A large family of…
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 7
  • buddyoldchap wrote: » @Benny @MajorDSmythe New style gun barrel incoming lol https://youtube.com/shorts/iR63-hMN1Z4 That man bun has to go. :)) buddyoldchap wrote: » bondywondy wrote: » buddyoldchap wrote: » @Benny @Ma…
    in Who should/could be a Bond actor? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 7
  • buddyoldchap wrote: » MajorDSmythe wrote: » buddyoldchap wrote: » Look gents, we can talk long or short, but this is Bond. Whichever way you may view it, this is the guy: What say you @Benny You know something, now he has…
    in Who should/could be a Bond actor? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 6
  • LeonardPine wrote: » MajorDSmythe wrote: » First time viewing. I'm quite partial to some of Carpenters films, and this one is amongst his best (The Fog, Escape From New York, Vampires, They Live, and of course Halloween). First time?!…
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 5
  • buddyoldchap wrote: » Look gents, we can talk long or short, but this is Bond. Whichever way you may view it, this is the guy: What say you @Benny You know something, now he has a *little* more age to him, I think Turner would be…
    in Who should/could be a Bond actor? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 5
  • Lords Of The Fallen (PS5) I've finally got the Assassin's Bow, and upgraded it to the maximum. I also found the Weighted Arrows. Now nothing can stand in the way of my bow/dual dagger wielding Lampbearer...
    in Last Video Game You Played? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 4
  • First time viewing. I'm quite partial to some of Carpenters films, and this one is amongst his best (The Fog, Escape From New York, Vampires, They Live, and of course Halloween).
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 4
  • Well, it's finally happened. Friday The 13th: The Game, has officially died. The servers were switched off on December 31st. You can still play against bots, but that's it. I had planned on going on for a last match, dust off my Vanessa or Pt VIII J…
    in Last Video Game You Played? Comment by MajorDSmythe January 3
  • CommanderRoss wrote: » btw, this is JayEmm's take on Jaguar, when it comes down to the rebranding Gerald Ratner was the first thing that came to mind, when I saw their hilariously bad rebranding. Oh Jaguar. What are you doing?
    in The Petrolhead Lounge Comment by MajorDSmythe January 3
  • 007InAction wrote: » New Renault 5 Turbo 3E I don't like either the og Renault 5, or this one. However, I will say that they have done a good job in paying homage to the original. If I was shown just a photo of the car, my first guess wou…
    in The Petrolhead Lounge Comment by MajorDSmythe December 2024
  • Escape Room: Puzzle Of Fear (2020) Silly title, bad film. What was the point of the plot twist, when the film had led us by the nose to the only possible conclusion, during the flash back earlier in the film? It's played off as if the twist is supp…
    in Last Movie you Watched? Comment by MajorDSmythe December 2024
  • in The Last Movie You Bought? Comment by MajorDSmythe December 2024
  • @mtm I'll keep this brief, as I am sure everyone else will soon get tired of this. I made the post, nearly 2 years ago, I never even mentioned you, so why you keep dredging it up is beyond me. Now, if there is anything to add, we can take it to pm's.
    in The What if thread...What if Quantum of Solace hadn’t been affected by the writers’ strike? Comment by MajorDSmythe December 2024