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    May 2
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Blofeld's latest disguise was a corker!
    • Benny
      Benny
      Looks like he’s on the jazz again
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sheriff JW Peppard
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    April 18
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Kicking: Impossible
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      They made Bond's scrambled eggs wrong yet again!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He got off on the wrong foot.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Allow me to clear the table."
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Out of my way. I'm after that dine and dasher!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It was a recipe for disaster.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "An exciting meal has been ruined by the presence of this...LIQUID FILTH!"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      PSA: Always check there are no banana peels in your way. Otherwise, this happens.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A banana is a berry but a strawberry is not.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He took the fall.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Health Department, surprise inspection!"
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond Will Return in Cook Fall.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      And once again, poor old Felix was left to pick up the broken crockery.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      If you can't stand the kick, stay out of the kitchen.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "Think on your sins!!"
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      "Waiter, there's a fly kick in my soup."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Kung Food.
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    April 9
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      After the sunset, Woody gets Pierced.
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      How did you manage to leak my Dr. Fate x Carnage fanfiction? Oh, well, nevermind...
    • Benny
      Benny
      And Pierce strikes like Thunderball!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Die Another Gay
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Have I ever shown you my pincer movement?"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      After the sunset, Pierce gets Woody.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      FBI stands for Former Bond Indecency.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      -Your PPK is digging into my back.
      -I am not carrying a gun.
      -Oh.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Scarpine was enjoying his day off from Zorin Industries.
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    April 12
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      mattOJes.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      I got nothing to say after that. How could I improve on that caption?
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It just came to me. I suppose years of avatar commenting occasionally produces brilliance. 😉
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      No way, OJ.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      If the avatar comment fits you must acquit.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      From Rusher with Glove.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      OJ RIPped a whole in the justice system.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      *hole
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      *RIP to the 'w'.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      In the modern parlance you are a W member, QBranch. 🙂
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    April 7
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Chuck him on the barbie.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He's everywhere!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      He's a Chuck of all trades.
    • Benny
      Benny
      Octochucky
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      That was Moore Farrel than he could handle.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Permanent brain damage was an unfortunate side effect of Kamal's methods.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Chuck and Rog in "Curare Dreams".
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Darling, I give you very best Chuck."
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He got Chucked to death.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      "Come on Chuck, you know the drill. Chuck?"
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He never was too reliable when it came to physical tasks. Always running out of breath.
    • Benny
      Benny
      Bond and Farrel are a BullsEye!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Chuck him in a sack. Job done.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWtfgltJGsc&t=2923s
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      He really shouldn't have had that stuffed sheep's head.
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    March 30
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sean Mr. Bean
    • Benny
      Benny
      Sean Mr. Bean in Teddy Eye
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Sean Bean was last seen wearing a tweed jacket.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Curse of Sean Mr. Bean: to die in each movie he makes
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Sean's Bean there, done that.
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    March 27
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Eric Serra at work on the GoldenEye score.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The maestro conducts Beethoven's "Für Xenia."
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Billy J. Mitchell is Alex Benedict in Columbo: Étude in Black.
    • Benny
      Benny
      'Musicians...I...can't...breath'
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      You, Mattjoes, are undeniably the N°1 Chuck Farrell fan, so much that i'm surprised you still haven't opened a Fan Club for him.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      True, I should. What a performance-- he leaves me breathless. I have thought about doing a "Films of Billy J. Mitchell" regular feature, in which for each role, I evaluate how much he succeeds at dying crushed between a beautiful woman's thighs (spoiler: not much).
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      "...I...can't...breath" - The Billy J. Mitchell Appreciation Thread
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I love all the Billy J. Mitchell films...GoldenEye...I love all the Billy J. Mitchell films.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      @TheSkyfallen06 Thread title right there.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A breathy Xenia was music to Chuck's ears.
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    March 27
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Bro time to die.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He was just taking a nap.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      NanoBlot.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      It was just a flesh wound.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The alive are dead.
    • Benny
      Benny
      2 Oscars... and then this?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He was dying to win a third one.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      A double Oscar winner. The only one who would have understood him. Shame.
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    March 9
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      It don't get fresher than that.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Cubby's salary negotiations with Roger Moore often employed scare tactics.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Roger Moore as Columbo in Dead Weight. Guest Stars Saddam Hussein.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      In the original ending of For Your Eyes Only, Columbo would have died at the hands of Kristatos.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The new Bond film is off the hook!
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Bond: Hang in there, I'll get us out of here in no time!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      James Bond: Licence to Chill.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Spy Who Came Into the Cold
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Frozen Food? Yes We Khan.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? He's just dead.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Octo-boo!-ssy