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  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?

    James Bond(age)?
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    James Bond(age)?
    Perhaps Michel Legrand can compose the music, too. ;)
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited December 2018 Posts: 2,541
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?

    Hmm interesting, your power of observation do you credit Sir
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Resurrection wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    Hmm interesting, your power of observation do you credit Sir
    One tries.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited December 2018 Posts: 17,820
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    James Bond(age)?
    Perhaps Michel Legrand can compose the music, too. ;)

    Hahaha, yes! Also, several characters we've seen in the films wouldn't even need a parody name to feature!
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    James Bond(age)?
    Perhaps Michel Legrand can compose the music, too. ;)
    Hahaha, yes! Also, several characters we've seen in the films wouldn't even need a parody name to feature!
    Stuff galore and an octo...
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited December 2018 Posts: 2,541
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    James Bond(age)?
    Perhaps Michel Legrand can compose the music, too. ;)

    And Annette haven for bond girl
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?

    James Bond(age)?

    More like James Beige.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited December 2018 Posts: 17,820
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    James Bond(age)?
    Perhaps Michel Legrand can compose the music, too. ;)
    Hahaha, yes! Also, several characters we've seen in the films wouldn't even need a parody name to feature!
    Stuff galore and an octo...

    And Goodhe…
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Resurrection wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    James Bond(age)?
    Perhaps Michel Legrand can compose the music, too. ;)
    And Annette haven for bond girl
    It's shaping up pretty nicely already.
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    James Bond(age)?
    Perhaps Michel Legrand can compose the music, too. ;)
    Hahaha, yes! Also, several characters we've seen in the films wouldn't even need a parody name to feature!
    Stuff galore and an octo...
    And Goodhe…
    "Hope you enjoyed the show. Goodnight."
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,820
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    So... an official Bond porn parody, then?
    James Bond(age)?
    Perhaps Michel Legrand can compose the music, too. ;)
    Hahaha, yes! Also, several characters we've seen in the films wouldn't even need a parody name to feature!
    Stuff galore and an octo...
    And Goodhe…
    "Hope you enjoyed the show. Goodnight."

    :))

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Don't forget to include...... Ladies First!
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    Chew Me has to make an appearance too!
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Thanks to our very own @mattjoes, think we already have a title sequence:
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    Haha. Brilliant. Love it.

    How can something so wrong appear so right? Even the Bond theme kicking in during the dancing sequence from 1.30 just works.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited December 2018 Posts: 17,820
    This movie is writing itself! Best thing is, with these types of films you hardly need a script. :))
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    This movie is writing itself! Best thing is, with these types of films you hardly need a script. :))
    Sam Mendes might want to try his hand at a change of genre? :))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Only a bit of dialogue is needed.

    -Pushy, meet Kishy. Kishy, Pushy.

    -Mish Onatopp, this is Plenty O'Toole.

    -Honey, this is Holly Goodhead.

    -Pushy, meet Octopushy.
    -Oh, we must be related.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    edited December 2018 Posts: 7,057
    bondjames wrote: »
    Haha. Brilliant. Love it.

    How can something so wrong appear so right? Even the Bond theme kicking in during the dancing sequence from 1.30 just works.

    The music does work well with the style and rhythm of the images post-gunbarrel, even if it's not an appropriate main theme for a Bond film.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,820
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    This movie is writing itself! Best thing is, with these types of films you hardly need a script. :))
    Sam Mendes might want to try his hand at a change of genre? :))

    Hahaha! Wonder how he would fit a personal angle in a film like this?
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Only a bit of dialogue is needed.

    -Pushy, meet Kishy. Kishy, Pushy.

    -Mish Onatopp, this is Plenty O'Toole.

    -Honey, this is Holly Goodhead.

    -Pushy, meet Octopushy.
    -Oh, we must be related.

    :)) :))
  • JeremyBondonJeremyBondon Seeking out odd jobs with Oddjob @Tangier
    edited December 2018 Posts: 1,318
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Only a bit of dialogue is needed.

    -Pushy, meet Kishy. Kishy, Pushy.

    -Mish Onatopp, this is Plenty O'Toole.

    -Honey, this is Holly Goodhead.

    -Pushy, meet Octopushy.
    -Oh, we must be related.

    I lold a bit too loudly from this. HLH's hairline is receding like there's no tomorrow. He will be Q before he will get to play Bond.
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    edited December 2018 Posts: 16,226
    I'm not really getting a Bond vibe from Henry Lloyd Hughes. Unlike, most of the other names on this thread he is clean shaven.

    I must be missing something here.
    I watch the Bond films endlessly. I even comment on the BOND...COMMENTS WHILE YOU WATCH thread. Aside from DAD and SF, WHERE does 007 sport a beard? Where in Fleming does it say 007 has a beard?
    I must have some weird Blu-ray set in which Lowery CGI removed Connery, Lazenby, Roger and Timmy's beards.
    Nearly all of the actors posted on this thread are rocking the beard. So unless I squint I can't see Bond in any of theses faces.

    If we're really looking to change Bond's image with a bearded actor for Bond look no further than this guy...........

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  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited December 2018 Posts: 2,541
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Thanks to our very own @mattjoes, think we already have a title sequence:

    Hahahahahahaha.....Maurice binder and Monty Norman must be dancing in the grave
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Monty Norman is still alive. :))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    =))
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited December 2018 Posts: 2,541
    Murdock wrote: »
    Monty Norman is still alive. :))

    Oh my apologies didn't knew that than I guess Maurice has to dance all alone.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Resurrection wrote: »
    Murdock wrote: »
    Monty Norman is still alive. :))

    Oh my apologies didn't knew that than I guess Maurice has to dance all alone.
    @Resurrection, visit the “Making Fun of Your Favourite Spy” thread for more. Believe me, you’ve got more to see from Mr. Joes’ Ladies First sessions. :))
  • ResurrectionResurrection Kolkata, India
    edited December 2018 Posts: 2,541
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Resurrection wrote: »
    Murdock wrote: »
    Monty Norman is still alive. :))

    Oh my apologies didn't knew that than I guess Maurice has to dance all alone.
    @Resurrection, visit the “Making Fun of Your Favourite Spy” thread for more. Believe me, you’ve got more to see from Mr. Joes’ Ladies First sessions. :))

    Yeah I will it's nice to see these kind of threads, it really takes the edge off when you don't have much news for the next bond.
  • JamesBondKenyaJamesBondKenya Danny Boyle laughs to himself
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    If Henry Cavill could lose 30 pounds I think he’s looking good for bond
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    ToTheRight wrote: »
    I'm not really getting a Bond vibe from Henry Lloyd Hughes. Unlike, most of the other names on this thread he is clean shaven.

    I must be missing something here.
    I watch the Bond films endlessly. I even comment on the BOND...COMMENTS WHILE YOU WATCH thread. Aside from DAD and SF, WHERE does 007 sport a beard? Where in Fleming does it say 007 has a beard?
    I must have some weird Blu-ray set in which Lowery CGI removed Connery, Lazenby, Roger and Timmy's beards.
    Nearly all of the actors posted on this thread are rocking the beard. So unless I squint I can't see Bond in any of theses faces.

    If we're really looking to change Bond's image with a bearded actor for Bond look no further than this guy...........

    Kenny-Rogers-Rolex.jpg

    Good point. re beards. Nothing wrong with Bond sporting one if the circumstances require him to do so, but any potential candidate must look the part without one.
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