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  • mattjoes changed his profile picture.
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    February 21
    • TheSkyfallen06
      TheSkyfallen06
      Literally us when we heard the news.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Me when I forget to take my bedication.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Boger Badonde.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The bame's Bond, Bames Bond. Bubble-bo-Beven. Bicensed to Bill.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      By Barbara Broccoli.
    • Murdock
      Murdock
      Roger's expression to hearing Michael Caine's southern American accent for the first time.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      The name's Bopadingdingbopadoodoo, James Bopadingdingbopadoodoo.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      "The experiment was a complete failure."
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    January 15
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      J.W. Pepper winner J.W. Pepper.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Did he give a Pepp talk afterwards?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Controversial (banned) Hasbro action figure was a tobacco-spitting image of JW.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      When I've got this who needs an Oscar?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      The Oscar was invented by J.W.'s cousin, Oscar W. Pepper.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      These J.W. Pepper figures are not to be sneezed at.
  • mattjoes
    In-demand actor? That's no way to treat a legend.

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    November 2024
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      In-demand Be-damned!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Byelomorye be dammed!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      He was in-demand so much it killed him.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Get your bumper! That's what it's for!
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Like that other great luminary, David Dragonpol, he was simply an actor to die for.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      When I read the sad news, the air went out of the room.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      I sure you must mitch him a lot.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      As far as in-demand actors go, he fits the bill.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Never Say Billy Again.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      It's what keeps reading aliiiiive.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Do you need a cadaver for a film or TV scene? If so, Billy J. Mitchell's Estate would love to hear from you!
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Their best response time is 19 minutes. They'll be late.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Xenia tends to leave people unresponsive.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Billy always gives such breathless performances.
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      He hit the Bullseye! when he appeared in Superman, but he always did have a GoldenEye for projects. Of course, due to the secrecy of the comic book film, no one could know about it ahead of time, so his participation had to remain Top Secret! Would he have been willing to appear in a sequel? Well, Never Say Never Again.
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      How much wood would a Chuck Farrel chuck if a Chuck Farrel could chuck wood?
    • mattjoes
      mattjoes
      Fish in a farrl.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Should the gun Farrel be at the beginning or end?
    • QBranch
      QBranch
      Chuck it overboard.
    • Dragonpol
      Dragonpol
      Chuck's away (to heaven).