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Criticizing the film, not you, don't worry.
Not at all, i got it. And still an opportunity to bash this extremely bad (not only for Bond standards) movie.
130. If you say the right code phrase a British sleeper agent in Cuba will gladly give you a gun binocular and a car no questions asked
131. So bond had no reason to go into the closet where they were filming him?
132. Chinese agents really aren't interested in giving Bond a massage
133. Bond always knew Chang was Chinese intelligence but never really cared
Yeah in Some interview I read that both Die Another Day and Casino Royale the finale's were supposed to be closer to the books they were based on (Moonraker and Casino Royale) But due to Director interference (Die Another Day)/ studio involvement (Casino Royale) the endings were changed to reflect what we got.
138) CIA doesn't care about rich clients of private clinics, they're there to burn the place down to save orphaned children.
139) Bond can fly-jump off of hovercrafts and still be on the craft seconds later
141. Funnily, the villain's plan is the one thing that makes sense in the movie. It even could work, provided you have a giant killer-ray satellite.
147) Apparently you can rise to the prestigious rank of Colonel by your late 20s in the North Korean military (I'm not even sure if that's a joke or if it's actually legit).
148) Before shooting your would-be assassin with a flamethrower, make sure to scream something and allow him time to react.
149) Chan can recognize Bond from behind despite the fact that he hasn't seen Bond in over 14 months and that Bond is sporting a uni-bomber beard, caveman like hair, and is very uncharacteristically dressed in hospital pajamas.
150) Miraculously 2002 gave birth to 2 spy films that were actually stupider than the comedy of the same year that was meant to make fun of them (Austin Powers in Goldmember) with XXX and the film we're currently honoring.
155) When falling from the sky in a helicopter, Jinx's facial reaction will be closer to that of someone watching a cockroach crawling towards their leg than someone who is about to lose their life in a fiery explosion.
mode.
157) contrary to popular belief Russian built Antonovs are sturdy as hell. even with engines falling off, it's skin tearing away, it just keeps on going.
I know it'd be pushing it but let's see if we can make it to 200.
162. Sports cars which have fallen thousands of feet through the sky will show no signs of damage or even cracks in the glass upon impact with the ground.
163. Pierce Brosnan's accent became increasingly more Irish in each of his 4 movies.
165) DAD could have been even worse if Tamahori got his way with the Bond codename idea and Connery returning. Absurd!
http://web.archive.org/web/20030416175225/http:/www.actionadventure.about.com/library/weekly/2002/aa111202a.htm
167. Bond likes martini's with plenty of ice for some reason
168. Roger Moore's daughter has a pointless cameo
169. Bond is glad he asked for the martini shaken
170. Turbulence will help shake a martini if bond deems it nesscary
172. Toby Stephens does a rotten Korean accent
174. The Fidel Castrata joke was one of Purvis & Wade's better efforts
You skipped 173 ;)
174) The filmmakers decided to include "London Calling" in this abomination because apparently urinating on the legacy of just one British icon was not enough.