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Which fictional Bond would be best in bed???
chrisisall
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Turnabout is fair play. This is for the ladies (& the gents who are secure enough in their masculinity or ones who are sly) to bandy about.
My guess would be Brosnan's Bond because he's a looker, and he does that cool biting thing which means he'd get really animal whilst retaining a certain romantic tenderness.
Take it away! :P
My guess would be Brosnan's Bond because he's a looker, and he does that cool biting thing which means he'd get really animal whilst retaining a certain romantic tenderness.
Take it away! :P
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Oh, and while we're at it, I'll start up the "Which fictional M would be best in bed?"...
That, and he looked like this...
http://theredlist.com/media/database/muses/icon/cinematic_men/1960/sean-connery/061-sean-connery-theredlist.jpg
This is based on the scientific research known as my daydreams and personal instincts, of course. ;)
#1) Roger Moore 8->
#2) Pierce Brosnan :x
#3) Sean Connery ;)
#4) Timothy Dalton :-bd
#5) Daniel Craig :\">
... and Lazenby I would not even consider; there is no chemistry there for me.
For me, I think Sean and Pearce would be a tie or interchangeable anyway (there's a thought ... hmmm!). But Roger is first, yes. And you can probably figure out why Daniel is making me blush.
As for the others:
Connery's Bond is too much of a misogynist for me - it's a total turnoff if your partner is as likely to slap you (and not in a good way) as he is to pleasure you. I dunno, but I need a modicum of mutual respect - even for hot monkey sex.
Dalton is a bit stiff, but I bet once he thaws a bit he's wild and intense - not too bad.
Moore is a bit too suave for me . I love me some edges, so not my first choice. Same goes for Broz, despite the bitey thing.
Lazenby - hmm. Not too much to go on. Lacked a bit of charisma in that department. But he only had one film, so I won't hold it against him.
It just will have to be Connery, doesn't it? At first I thought he'd might be too egoistic in bed, but just think about this:This was after all the guy who managed to screw Pussy Galore both straight and on to the good side. That is simply an unrivaled achievement! ^:)^
It would have to be Sean. Connery was such a graceful, masculine piece of art in the 60's, I could watch him on screen all day long.
For me as a guy it was a case of envy (especially in my 20's, but you grow out of it, really) - not lust. Nothing unusual about admitting you'd like to have someone's magnetism and sex-appeal. Everyone has their own Adonis or Aphrodite, I think.
From a man's perspective I have a few reservations about some of the other actors, however. Wonder if the ladies know what i mean:
- Moore was effortlessly handsome and charmed the pants of anything with a heartbeat, but was he actually sexy? I mean this like Winona Ryder was pretty, yes, but sexy? Not really.
- Brosnan had some serious model good looks, and sort of appealed to ‘all women in a lowest-common-denominator way’ - but I always got the sense that women would admire his beauty more than actually go weak at the knees for him (or am I wrong, ladies..??)
- Craig, Dalton and Lazenby seem, to me, to be real Marmite (for the non-Brits here, I mean matter of personal taste/either love ‘em or hate ‘em) kind of men – some women adore these guys, but just as many don’t.
Anyway, I used to be have a stronger passion for Sean, and it is not dormant by any means- but his knocking around women (more than a slap) has cooled my ardor, yes.
Looking at the Bond gents as Bond, I would still keep my list in the order I stated. Roger is my first choice. The Spy Who Love Me Roger Moore. Yes, definitely. :)
So you're asking my opinion and I already gave it. I would not have listed Moore as #1 if he was not sexy. Duh. Anybody who knows me knows I mean business with Pierce and you definitely don't speak for me. And what you said about Dalton and Craig is laughable. In fact, why are you commenting? I would not comment on the other thread for best Bond woman in bed. Hmmm.
Women are individuals. I don't expect all women to agree with me - I think we will have very varying lists. Personal tastes, you know. But to answer you, yes you do have your assumptions quite wrong. I know this is just for fun, but I dislike having assumptions like yours thrown out as "common knowledge" ("... just as many don't") - like you've polled every woman on earth - when I totally disagree with you.
Just trying to be clear. Cheers! :D
It's a forum. Let me enlighten you B-)
forum
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And yes, 'AceHole', even when pronounced quickly, is a very conscious nickname. Better to be contentious than to be bland :D
We can offer our differing opinions, I don't see why not.
You find my choices poor and I find yours laughable.
So we just move on then. Still don't know why a man would attempt to comment on this thread, but okay - you are certainly allowed to. And I suppose it is educational for us females to get an idea of what the guys think in this regard. Sure; that makes sense sort of, in a way. Carry on ... :)
That's the spirit =D>
Exactly! Methinks you answered your own question there. Surely a man’s perspective is of interest, even if it holds no value or is nowhere near your own as a woman!
FYI that's great how you didn't edit your own comment and left your thought process in there (you sort of came to the conclusion yourself without editing the comment), a true sign of authenticity!
:>
Thanks Obi-Wan.
I was just thrown into some semblance of slight fuzzy annoyance by your first post ... you know like a fly buzzing at your nose. But now see how utterly educational this will be for us females. So everybody on board!
(But I get Roger first ... I know, I'll have to fight GL for him, though. I am prepared.) :-bd
Why not? I think it would be interesting with more female perspectives on that topic, not only from you, but from any female who happen to be a part of this forum. ;;)
A misunderstanding, I think – I was merely questioning, from a male point of view, whether Roger had that ‘sex appeal’ factor that - in my opinion - Connery, Dalton and Craig did/do have. I personally don’t see it.
But then again I wouldn’t date any of the 007 actors even if they did ask me, so what do I know, eh? :>
I've Never Seen Star Wars.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn... And I've never seen Gone With The Wind, hows that :>
It was also a reference to a BBC Radio 4 programme.
Ah, that's where I remember it from. Seemed too obvious to simply be your reply.
Great stuff, all this stealth irony! ;)