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  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    I'd say George Lazenby. Sure it'd be some read.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489


    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,423
    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery- 1
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-

    Has to be Connery. Bet there is some incendiary stuff in his diary!
  • Lancaster007Lancaster007 Shrublands Health Clinic, England
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    Which Bond s secret diary would you rather get hold of?

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-3
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-

    Connery's just to see what the old misery thinks of everyone! Though I wouldn't expect too many surprises - he's sued all but one producer he's worked for, if I remember correctly!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Corrected scores

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-2
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-1
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-

    Thanks for the votes. I will get hold of the diary most people demand, and publish it online.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This wasnt very popular, but I just stole the diaries of Connery and Lazenby, to be published shortly.

    Nelson, Niven, Dalton, Brosnan, Craig-no one gives a damn about your shallow inner lives.

    New question:
    Which Bond would you rather wake up in bed with after a drunken out of your mind evening?

    I may pass on this personally, but looking forward to some revealing answers. Maybe some ladies and homos may finally contribute here?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited February 2016 Posts: 45,489
    My vote for a skeleton.

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-1
    George Lazenby-
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-

  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited February 2016 Posts: 23,883
    Oh, alright then, difficult as it may be, I'll take a shot at this.

    This is probably the only situation where, of all the Bonds, I will select Pierce Brosnan.

    The reason being, I'll have time to high tail it out of there because he'll inevitably start to bare his soul to me ("made your bed" and all that metro mumbo jumbo) rather than getting down to business.

    Connery will probably kill me and Craig has been there before (as he confessed in SF) so I may not make it out.
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Wasn t it the other way around?

    I chew on garlic almost daily, and have never once been attacked by vampires.

    Yes. I believe Rigg chewed garlic to spite Lazenby. By all accounts, she couldn't stand him.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-1
    George Lazenby-
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-1
    Daniel Craig-


    Thanks, Bondjames. Any more homos?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    TripAces wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Wasn t it the other way around?

    I chew on garlic almost daily, and have never once been attacked by vampires.

    Yes. I believe Rigg chewed garlic to spite Lazenby. By all accounts, she couldn't stand him.

    But can you stand him? If so, give him a vote in the brand new straight competition!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Gays? Fruits? Queers? Pervs? Women?

    Give us a vote then.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    You are showing your age mate .
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Birdleson wrote: »
    I give up. I tried to be sensitive for once.
    Forget that, wrong thread.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    @Birdleson I have Allways thought of you as one of the more modern and enlightened members
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    edited February 2016 Posts: 15,718
    @Birdleson is so modern he refuses to say 'A New Hope' instead of 'Star Wars', and will kill everyone who makes that mistake ;)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Ladies and homos, this wasn t very encouraging. Only David Niven and Pierce Brosnan are allowed near any of our beds here. As for the rest of them, yuk!

    Less controversial question coming up instead:

    Which Bond actor would you rather see as a superhero? And which one? Masked vigilantes can also be considered and other similar sci fi creations.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Dalton, of course! He's already been a superhero!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    That s true. I guess you are referring to the Rocketer?
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    edited February 2016 Posts: 15,423
    Let's not forget, George Lazenby played Superman's father, Jor-El. So, he sort of is a superhero, too.

    But, if it was up to me, I would have liked to see Sean Connery play an aging Nick Fury (the original) in the 1980s. Call it Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD.

    Daniel Craig would definitely be a great Green Arrow (no, not "Arrow", but "Green Arrow").
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Current score

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-1
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-1
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited February 2016 Posts: 45,489
    I think Dalton would have been great as Tony Stark. Even more so as Mandrake.

    But my vote goes to George Lazenby. I can see him as Superman.

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-1
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-1
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-1
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    edited February 2016 Posts: 23,883
    Craig for sure. He's got the build and he's already shown superhuman qualities (blasting through a wall and managing to live through getting his balls squelched in CR, falling from a great height in SF, surviving a building collapse and needles in SP) etc. etc.. Even Batman hasn't done all that, I don't think.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    I'm another one for Lazenby. He'd make a good Superman for sure.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Luthor played by Savalas of course.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Timothy Dalton as The Shadow.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Another good one.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
    Posts: 4,151
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Luthor played by Savalas of course.

    Of course.

  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,423
    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    Timothy Dalton as The Shadow.

    Ha! I was going to ask you about this one. I'll have Dalton as well.

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-1
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-2
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton - 3
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig - 1
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    Now, why haven't I thought of that?! Dalton as The Shadow! Sheer perfection!

    Shame though, I've already cast my vote...
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