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  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    The body of Craig (2006) with Pierce's head (1997)
  • IncompetentHenchmanIncompetentHenchman
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    I actually... don't have an answer to this...

    "I feel like an idiot. I don't know vaat to say..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    And if the ninth option is to starve?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I would pick Niven. Pick his skeleton that is, but boil it for ten or eleven hours first.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This was a success. 100 per cent of the cannibals on this site gave their answers. Thank you,@royale65 and @BondJasonBond006.

    You are hereby invited to dinner. The main course will be Pierce Brosnan with potatoes and a light salad. Daniel Craig for desert. (Time to recast now). I have already chewed Niven s bones, so nothing left there. The others are clearly tasteless.

    You should have seen the other suggestions @CommanderRoss made. I will make up my own question this time:

    Which Bond would you rather have as Galactic Ambassador from Planet Earth?

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Which Bond would you rather have as Galactic Ambassador from Planet Earth?

    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-1 the most human
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    Which Bond would you rather have as Galactic Ambassador from Planet Earth?

    Certainly not Daniel Craig. He'll probably say something silly during discussions like wanting to slit something or rather and start an unintentional intergalactic brouhaha.

    No, in this case, it will have to be Roger Moore. Difficult not to like Sir Rog, and that is a key attribute of a diplomat imho.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Roger Moore. Seconded.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Connery and Craig are out of the question. Either one is bound to incite full-on galactic war the moment they open their mouths (most likely deservedly so in the first case and through misunderstanding in the latter).

    Rog would seem like the natural choice here, but other intelligent non-terra species might find his impenetrable niceness grating, and once Rog discovers the way they treat geese on other planets, it's all over for negotiations.

    I'm going to say Timothy Dalton here. He comes across as intelligent, educated, well-spoken, and diplomatic, but perhaps most importantly he sounds honest, genuine, and level-headed, all of which are key to getting others to hear you out and seriously consider your point-of-view.
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Roger Moore for me.....
  • IncompetentHenchmanIncompetentHenchman
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    Roger Moore here as well.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    Barry Nelson
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    David Niven or Timothy Dalton.

    As Niv hasn't had a vote yet, I'm going to go with him.
  • tanaka123tanaka123
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    Roger Moore
  • stun_harvestingstun_harvesting
    edited April 2016 Posts: 337
    bondjames wrote: »
    Which Bond would you rather have as Galactic Ambassador from Planet Earth?

    Certainly not Daniel Craig. He'll probably say something silly during discussions like wanting to slit something or rather and start an unintentional intergalactic brouhaha.

    No, in this case, it will have to be Roger Moore. Difficult not to like Sir Rog, and that is a key attribute of a diplomat imho.

    Yeah, this. Brosnan could work as well, but Moore is my primary choice, since he comes off as more esteemed and diplomatic.
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    I'll go with Nelson. It seems like a s*** job that he would get stuck with.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    Pierce Brosnan.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Which Bond would you rather have as Galactic Ambassador from Planet Earth?

    Barry Nelson-2
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-1
    George Lazenby-1
    Roger Moore-6
    Timothy Dalton-1
    Pierce Brosnan-1
    Daniel Craig-
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
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    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    Connery and Craig are out of the question. Either one is bound to incite full-on galactic war the moment they open their mouths (most likely deservedly so in the first case and through misunderstanding in the latter).

    Rog would seem like the natural choice here, but other intelligent non-terra species might find his impenetrable niceness grating, and once Rog discovers the way they treat geese on other planets, it's all over for negotiations.

    I'm going to say Timothy Dalton here. He comes across as intelligent, educated, well-spoken, and diplomatic, but perhaps most importantly he sounds honest, genuine, and level-headed, all of which are key to getting others to hear you out and seriously consider your point-of-view.

    Can't argue much with this.

    Barry Nelson-2
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-1
    George Lazenby-1
    Roger Moore-6
    Timothy Dalton- 2
    Pierce Brosnan-1
    Daniel Craig-


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sir Roger, you are hereby appointed Earth Ambassador to the Galactic Counsil. Watch out, there are creatures there that may attempt to eat you.

    Connery and Craig both need to be locked away before the aliens see or hear them.

    Next:

    Which Bond would you rather be?


    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-
    Roger Moore-
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-
    Daniel Craig-
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    Roger Moore obviously!!!
    Solitare-Goodnight-XXX-Goodhead-Melina-Octopussy-Stacy. And that's only the main course in every film :))
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    Sir Roger Moore.

    Hands down. By far had the most fun and the craziest adventures, with the best babes (imho).
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    Roger Moore.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 on fb and ajb
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    Also, the least I wanna be is Craig.
    A: balls smashed
    B: brain drilled
    C: the most horrid of all: Silva's hands on Bond's legs.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Roger Moore!
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    Roger Moore, no question.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited April 2016 Posts: 7,221
    Sean Connery

    Self-assured, stylish and sophisticated. Exotic adventures in the sixties and the DB5. Also Ursula Andress, Claudine Auger, Daniela Bianchi, Eunice Gayson and the lovely Luciana Paluzzi.

    Smoking without getting ill, drinking without getting drunk and the most beautiful Savile Row attire.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Which Bond would I rather be?
    Pierce Brosnan. ;)
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  • stun_harvestingstun_harvesting
    edited April 2016 Posts: 337
    Moore is the one I'd like to hang out with, but Connery's probably the one I want to be. Moore's a close second, but I wouldn't want to be a 58-year old taking showers with girls whose mothers are younger than me. Then again, I'd love to be protected by the greatest plot armour in the world and do the series' unquestionably greatest stunts.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    stun_harvesting wrote: »
    58-year old taking showers with girls whose mothers are younger than me.
    That settles it for me!

    Which Bond would you rather be?


    Barry Nelson-
    Sean Connery-2
    David Niven-
    George Lazenby-
    Roger Moore-6
    Timothy Dalton-
    Pierce Brosnan-1
    Daniel Craig-

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