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Z is For sleep: your WORST movie EVER
Most People have heard of the blockbuster "A" movie and those on the cheap "B" Movies of the 50's but have you heard of the "Z" Movie?
Well a "Z" film is what critics conceive to be one of the worst film ever made.
So Whats the worst movie you ever saw??
Well a "Z" film is what critics conceive to be one of the worst film ever made.
So Whats the worst movie you ever saw??
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catwomen has to be up there to.
Sadly but deservingly I would also add our own DAD to the list. I HATE the film and I would much rather watch a Moore Bond film over it(now that is sad). It hurts me to see Bond stomped on in his 40th anniversary. It truly is an epic fail of a film. So much thought to make it special, but crap plot, unnecessary winks to past Bonds, Madonna(the worst villain of the Brosnan Bond era), horrible characters, Halle "I got this job because I look good" Berry, Tamahori and his wife, and of course good ol' Purvis and Wade. A movie that really could have been special if there weren't so many darn fingerprints all over it.
Anything directed by Uwe Boll is high up on my list, as well.
What get's me is how in middle- high school it had such a rep for being the funniest movie EVER. I watched it recently for the first time since I was a kid and only laughed at one part: when Latrine says 'I was THIS close- I touched it.' and I heard that was even ad-libbed!
I've seen some poor, lame and crap films over the years and it's hard to pick one out as an overall winner, If I was to do a shortlist for example, I could say, put in efforts like Predator 2, Lethal Weapon 3 & 4, Robocop 2 & 3, any Police Academy, Weird Science, The Shining, half of Van Damme's later efforts, and Seagal too for that matter
Want to see a bad movie?, check out Schwarzenegger in Commando.
Actually, it's so bad it's damn near brilliant
No sir.... I've been to the threshold - I've looked into the face of evil that is the Z movie... and this is what I saw...
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats..... so ungodly bad, I still don't know why I own it - no one really speaks directly to one another, it's all dubbed over, like they are speaking telepathically.. the effects are lousy.. the story is so painfully slow, that is makes passing a stone seem like having an orgasm - it makes Die Another Day look like 2001: A Space Odyssey.... it's so bad, that you really can't enjoy it on a bad level.. it's impossible to riff apart - IT'S THAT FREAKING HORRIBLE!
Pocket Ninjas - or as I call it, training montage the movie - BECAUSE THAT IS ALL YOU'RE EVER GOING TO SEE!.. it's one montage after another, of these little brats being taught the art of the ninja, while occasionally sprinkling in a short minute long action sequence to try and advance whatever story they had in had in mind - before going right back to more training... don't ask me how it ends - because as it stands today, it's the only movie I've ever shut off in it's first viewing.
i shall warn you now like Scatman Crothers did to little Danny in The Shining when he said, "stay away from room 237." ... stay away from these films! - because what lurks inside is just so ungodly awful, that you'll wish you had stumbled across a dead old lady laughing at you.
- Epic Movie
- Final Destination 4
- Transformers
- Battle: Los Angeles
- Planet of the Apes (2001)
- Anything with Adam Sandler since 2000
- Deck the Halls
'Bad guys kidnap Arnold's daughter and he kills the entire world to get her back'
Actually 'Arnold vs the World' may have been a more appropriate title, lol
Waste of time Blues Brothers 2000 (great soundtrack though), Bourne 2 & 3 (felt nausious afterwards), QoS, Robocop 2 &3 (any sequel without Verhoevens vision is bound to be utter crap).
You have to see it, to believe it, and I saw it
check out this movie on 'Ruthless Reviews'.com
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
If ever the question Why, had to be asked, this was it. Just watch the original instead. The talent involved in the remake combined is no match for Sinatra alone. One of the coolest films of all time remade into a perfect cure for insomnia.
Death Proof would have made a great Twilight Zone episode, or something similar. Reason? That would have made it like 10 minutes long! lol
I kind of liked the *very* end- it's too bad we had to watch an hour and a half to get to it
I actually considered going to see the sequel because I heard the premise, but not a single theatre in my local area (and there's a lot of them) is brave enough to show it.
The third Twilight movie runs a close second.
But at the very bottom of my list is GENTLEMEN BRONCOS. It was made by the same people who made NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, and when that became a cult success, they appear to have developed the mistaken belief that they can make two hours of random nothingness and be a runaway hit.
Crank: High Voltage (2009) 4/10-5/10
John Q 4/10
The Wicker Man (2006) 5/10
Windfall (2001) 5/10
Jack Hunter and the Lost Treasure of Ugarit (2008) 5/10
Tears of the Sun (2003) 5/10
Premonition (2007) 5/10
Wild Things 2 (2004) 5/10 Wild Things 3 i give a 6/10 also nothing special.
Cruel Intensions 3 4/10
Date Movie (2006) 5/10
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) 5/10
Red Eye (2005) 5/10
Nowhere to Land (2000) 5.5/10
Revolver (2005) 5/10
The Ringer (2005)
Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) 5/10
Blow (2001) 5/10
La marche de l'empereur (2005) aka March of the Penguins. Not rated. After 10-15 minutes i whas tired from the Belgium voice over.
Worst for other reasens:
Casino Royale. Cinema view 4/10 Present 6/10 It is James Bond you have higher expections and be disapointed if you see things in Bond movies you don't wanna see. Sitting home made a difrence too.
Thunderball 5/10 The only Bond movie i give a 5/10.
As child i whas Pushed to see 3 movies, but i don't give the titles because that is promoted them and the movies subject. It created discussion and it be movies i don't want discus.
So, let's keep this scientific folks. Something so poorly written with clunky dialogue and terrible plot, something poorly directed with terrible pacing and no performance to speak of from any actor.
Try and avoid obvious Plan 9 From Outer Space-type choices and personal hates. Let's try and find a truly terrible, badly conceived and badly executed peice of ****.
Catwoman - so bad it hurts
Inspector Gadget - not enough words to describe the acting, directing, soundtrack...
I'm sure I'm forgetting some, probably they were so bad I developed selective amnesia as a result.
I've never walked out of a film but the one where I came closest was Waking Life. It had a...portentiousness (and pretentiousness!) that it didn't earn, and the jittery animation that was supposed to make everything surreal became annoying pretty quickly (a good idea on paper, but way overused in the film). It didn't help that the philosophical conversations in the film were they kind that most people have already hashed out with their friends when they were 13 years old. Had I been a kid and seen it I may have liked it more but it was nowhere near as thought-provoking or interesting as the film-makers seemed to think it was. There's nothing worse than someone thinking that they are being something (such as profound, or tough, or appealing to a woman) when they aren't...