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Explain a Bond Film Plot Badly

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So you may have seen these "explain a film plot badly" things going around;
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I think it would be a good laugh if we had our own version of the game specific to Bond. I'll kick things off.

Goldeneye: A man gets revenge on a former coworker and then celebrates by getting a haircut.
(Full disclosure: I didn't think of that one myself. I read it somewhere and can't remember where.)
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  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    Spectre: Trials and tragedy reunite two long-lost step-brothers whose careers caused them to drift apart.
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    Casino Royale: A man wins a high-stakes poker tournament and celebrates with some ball slapping fun.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Dr No: a villain taunts a stupid policeman who kills him.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Goldfinger a bloke loses at cards then at golf, gets the hump and tries to nuke fort knox.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Skyfall: A mad crazy-haired cyberterrorist kills an old woman.
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    Spectre and Skyfall two brothers who are not brothers try to kill each other.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    DAF: Guy collects stones. Hilarity ensues.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Live and Let Die: A white dude fights some black guys.
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    Thunderball. A grumpy cyclops holds Europe ransom while a Spy goes on vacation.
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  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Moonraker a woman does man stuff.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Skyfall: A spy fails to retrieve top secret information, and then fails to save his boss' life.
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    TMWTGG: A man kills another man, and then rides away on his junk.
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    FRWL: A man learns the hard way about proper pairing of wine with one's meals.

    DAF: An elephant struggles with his gambling addiction, while a mouse makes a new friend.
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    TND: Media mogul buys power and pays in pieces.
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