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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    jobo wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    CR-some guys play card. One of them is a really bad loser.


    Aren't they both of them?

    Sure, but strapping the winner to a chair and smashing his balls with a knotted rope...

    Jeeses, man! It s just a game!
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    SP: A man imitates a cuckoo bird, while another interrogates a mouse.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    BMW_with_missiles wrote: »
    SP: A man imitates a cuckoo bird, while another interrogates a mouse.
    :))

    Nice one!

    Spectre: James Bond continues with his mistrust of his colleagues, suspecting yet another mole be existent in his agency, so he potters off to Mexico, and from there across Europe and Northern Africa to find his long lost brother.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    BMW_with_missiles wrote: »
    SP: A man imitates a cuckoo bird, while another interrogates a mouse.

    LOL, I never thought of it THAT way!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    SF James Bond is a sobbing wreck who likes men.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    TND/TWINE: James Bond has a thing for kissing his dead lovers.
  • sirseanisbondsirseanisbond
    edited October 2017 Posts: 2,189
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    TND/TWINE: James Bond has a thing for kissing his dead lovers.
    /CR

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    sirseanisbond wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    TND/TWINE: James Bond has a thing for kissing his dead lovers.
    /CR

    True, and you can count SF, as well.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    sirseanisbond wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    TND/TWINE: James Bond has a thing for kissing his dead lovers.
    /CR

    True, and you can count SF, as well.

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  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    sirseanisbond wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    TND/TWINE: James Bond has a thing for kissing his dead lovers.
    /CR

    True, and you can count SF, as well.

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    Napoleon Solo feels disgusted.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Too far. Just too far.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    BMW_with_missiles wrote: »
    SP: A man imitates a cuckoo bird, while another interrogates a mouse.
    He even self-identifies as a mouse! In Italian!
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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    *snaps fingers* I guess SF doesn't count, forgot I noted the term "lovers" and not simply "women."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Some offensive descriptions I disagree with.

    Dr. No: Sean Connery is a racist.
    Goldfinger: Sean Connery is a rapist.
    Thunderball: Sean Connery is a sexual blackmailer.

    Unfair, unsupported.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    *snaps fingers* I guess SF doesn't count, forgot I noted the term "lovers" and not simply "women."

    I dunno, that's a good, albeit creepy, theory for the Craig era. It would go a long way towards explaining why M and Bond get so close... ;)
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    *snaps fingers* I guess SF doesn't count, forgot I noted the term "lovers" and not simply "women."

    I dunno, that's a good, albeit creepy, theory for the Craig era. It would go a long way towards explaining why M and Bond get so close... ;)
    I’ve seen fan fictions on tumblr. ;)
  • SirHilaryBraySirHilaryBray Scotland
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    Moonraker - Lazer tag in space with the Strawberry Blond fella from The Saint.
  • CrzChris4CrzChris4
    edited October 2017 Posts: 463
    TND: Fake news pushes a false narrative in an attempt to cause a war for ratings.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    LALD: Man goes fishing, stumbles upon a cult, a cocaine empire, and a pretty white woman.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    MR: Roger Moore in the 20th Century.
  • StrogStrog
    edited October 2017 Posts: 684
    MR: The epic repercussions of a Japanese immigrant's meteoric rise to right-hand-man of the Earth's would be overlord, as tragically cut short by his equally meteoric fall through a piano (lid).
  • pachazopachazo Make Your Choice
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    LALD : A Louisiana sheriff stumbles upon a swamp full of black Russians.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Diamonds Are Forever Bond impersonates Peter Franks, Bond impersonates klaus Hergesheimer, Bond impersonates Bert Saxby, Bond impersonates an astronaut, Blofeld Impersonates Willard White, a Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, another Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, a Blofeld wannabe Clone dies attempting to impersonate Blofeld, Blofeld impersonates a woman, Plenty dies because the goons think she's Tiffany, Tiffany impersonates a brunette, Tiffany impersonates a blonde, tiddles is impersonated by a wrong pussy. Impersonation's are Forever
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    DAD: A man visits a North Korean surf resort. Hotel accommodations are not what he expected.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    FRWL: A Russian girl good with decoding machines pretends to fall in love with a British agent and offers him her machine in exchange for him to smuggle her to his country.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: »
    Diamonds Are Forever Bond impersonates Peter Franks, Bond impersonates klaus Hergesheimer, Bond impersonates Bert Saxby, Bond impersonates an astronaut, Blofeld Impersonates Willard White, a Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, another Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, a Blofeld wannabe Clone dies attempting to impersonate Blofeld, Blofeld impersonates a woman, Plenty dies because the goons think she's Tiffany, Tiffany impersonates a brunette, Tiffany impersonates a blonde, tiddles is impersonated by a wrong pussy. Impersonation's are Forever

    :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    Yeah, that one IS great....
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: »
    Diamonds Are Forever Bond impersonates Peter Franks, Bond impersonates klaus Hergesheimer, Bond impersonates Bert Saxby, Bond impersonates an astronaut, Blofeld Impersonates Willard White, a Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, another Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, a Blofeld wannabe Clone dies attempting to impersonate Blofeld, Blofeld impersonates a woman, Plenty dies because the goons think she's Tiffany, Tiffany impersonates a brunette, Tiffany impersonates a blonde, tiddles is impersonated by a wrong pussy. Impersonation's are Forever
    Moneypenny impersonates a customs officer! Felix Leiter...impersonates a customs officer!
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    edited October 2017 Posts: 15,423
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: »
    Diamonds Are Forever Bond impersonates Peter Franks, Bond impersonates klaus Hergesheimer, Bond impersonates Bert Saxby, Bond impersonates an astronaut, Blofeld Impersonates Willard White, a Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, another Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, a Blofeld wannabe Clone dies attempting to impersonate Blofeld, Blofeld impersonates a woman, Plenty dies because the goons think she's Tiffany, Tiffany impersonates a brunette, Tiffany impersonates a blonde, tiddles is impersonated by a wrong pussy. Impersonation's are Forever
    Moneypenny impersonates a customs officer! Felix Leiter...impersonates a customs officer!
    Wint & Kidd impersonate a made-up replacement for Dr. Tynan and Joe Somebody.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    Fire_and_Ice_Returns wrote: »
    Diamonds Are Forever Bond impersonates Peter Franks, Bond impersonates klaus Hergesheimer, Bond impersonates Bert Saxby, Bond impersonates an astronaut, Blofeld Impersonates Willard White, a Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, another Blofeld Clone impersonates Blofeld, a Blofeld wannabe Clone dies attempting to impersonate Blofeld, Blofeld impersonates a woman, Plenty dies because the goons think she's Tiffany, Tiffany impersonates a brunette, Tiffany impersonates a blonde, tiddles is impersonated by a wrong pussy. Impersonation's are Forever

    A cassette tape impersonates butt cheeks.
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