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The Colders Federation

PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
in General Movies & TV Posts: 3,675
So I've started a company today. It's a mega corporation that seeks to eradicate everyone that will watch the Bond 25 trailers. My co-founder @Creasy47 and I have vowed as of 4:41pm CST that neither of us will watch the Bond 25 trailers. Any of them. Thus, we've decided on the term "colders", as in "going in cold".

Our mission is to provide further Bond film enjoyment by allowing no trailer viewing, and thus, no knowledge of the film. However, this includes the following stipulations:

1) No visiting the Production Diary
2) Ultimate allegiance to The Colders Federation
3) If you wish to become a Colder, recruitment of others to The Federation is encouraged, but not mandatory
4) If found committing crimes against The Federation, the guilty party shall be executed by being frozen in a large block of ice

This message is brought to you by The Colders Federation, Inc. Thank you, and have a pleasant day!

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  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    I would love to but i wont be able to....apologies gents,count me out.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Deep in your soul, you know you want to.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    Good old @PropertyOfALady made it official, so I guess I really have to stick to my word and avoid the trailers then! It's going to be brutal, but so worth the payoff if I manage.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    And if you don't, one of the co-founders will be frozen in ice!
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    PropertyOfALady wrote: »
    Deep in your soul, you know you want to.

    Of course...but i wont be able to,i never have...but good luck to you both !!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941
    I'll support your effort, @PropertyOfALady, but can't take that on myself. I plan to watch the trailers as they become available (any discussion will be limited and carefully use the spoiler function), plus rip the YouTubes to audio files to play almost nonstop in my car commute back and forth to work prior to and during the release of the film.

    Plus I couldn't take on that (admittedly slick) logo. So I guess I'm goin' in HOT.
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  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    @RichardTheBruce, @barryt007, our mission is eradication! If you won't join us, you will unfortunately be....how shall we say? Bumped off. Join us and feel how Cold The Colders can be!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941
    No promises. I'll give it some thought. But likely you can't change my nature.
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  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    This means war, mister.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941
    Gosh. I won't cross you.
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  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    It seems you are plotting to form a rival company, though, what with your matchsticks and fire.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,941
    Nope, cooling to the idea if there ever was that inclination.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    I see what you did there.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,058
    I was a "colder" even before the company was started, haha!

    So I'm in, of course. I'm not watching/reading a damn thing related to Bond 25 before the big event itself.

    My mind and soul are ready.

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  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Welcome aboard. Your jumpsuit is ready and you have pod #1 to enjoy.
  • Tokoloshe2Tokoloshe2 Northern Ireland
    Posts: 1,175
    I did this for SP, to the point where I was annoyed that one of the trailers before the actual film itself showed parts of the film. Since I found the film itself quite disappointing, I haven't quite decided how to approach the next one yet. But I'm leaning towards 'colding' again and hoping for better.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Please do. We'd love to have your presence.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,058
    PropertyOfALady wrote: »
    Welcome aboard. Your jumpsuit is ready and you have pod #1 to enjoy.

    Thank you! The arrangements have been impeccable... "so far."
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Good!
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    For those of you that want some letterhead, wish no further.

    https://imgur.com/a/NhF53D9

    Right click them, save them, and print at 100%.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,058
    The gift I never knew I wanted.

    So how do we go about recruiting other people to this organization? I want to see the Bond 25 production thread completely inactive, as if a mod had closed it, and this one bursting with life.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Spread the word! If you find someone who can be turned easily, do it. Get close to them, and then, when the time is right, you strike. Actually, if you want to know, Creasy was successful in his effort with me. Then we decided to try and do our best to get others to go the same way. That's why the Federation was founded. :)
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,058
    PropertyOfALady wrote: »
    Spread the word! If you find someone who can be turned easily, do it. Get close to them, and then, when the time is right, you strike. Actually, if you want to know, Creasy was successful in his effort with me. Then we decided to try and do our best to get others to go the same way. That's why the Federation was founded. :)

    Alright, I'll get close to them, and then, I'll strike.



    Like Thunderball.



    ...you know? ;)
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Yes, go. Go and do the will of the Federation. Muwhaha.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,348
    I'll join the Colders Federation as well.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    We have everything you've ever dreamed of, right here.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    Now including stationery for all of Europe! (A4 this time, the last batch was Letter for us Americans)

    https://imgur.com/a/fy1TikK
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    We're having a recruitment drive.
  • Agent_99Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl
    edited August 2018 Posts: 3,181
    I may fall by the wayside, for I am weak-willed and easily led, but I would like to register my commitment to giving it a go.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,348
    Agent_99 wrote: »
    I may fall by the wayside, for I am weak-willed and easily led, but I would like to register my commitment to giving it a go.

    Our first female member. Welcome aboard, @Agent_99!
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