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  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    edited August 2018 Posts: 15,423
    mattjoes wrote: »
    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    And with this, I reach new heights of stupidity. I need a vacation from this silliness.

    I spilled my beer out of my mouth right now! :))
    @mattjoes, you ingenious bastard! =))
    Thank you, @ClarkDevlin! ;)
    You owe me a bottle of Heineken! :))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Oh, but I gave you something much more valuable than that. So in reality, you owe me.

    Or should I say, you "OWWWWWWWWW" me?
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Owwww Owwww Seven!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    The Spy Who Held Tight
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Beerraker.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited August 2018 Posts: 5,185
    mattjoes wrote: »
    And with this, I reach new heights of stupidity. I need a vacation from this silliness.


    That's a charming tune, Matt. You must get it in stores for Christmas.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    @mattjoes, you should add this sound to the end of your TSWLM clip.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    edited August 2018 Posts: 7,057
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    @mattjoes, you should add this sound to the end of your TSWLM clip.


    :)) I guess it would fit the dumb nature of the clip! I'll see how it fits.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Haha that was hilarious. =))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Murdock wrote: »
    Haha that was hilarious. =))

    "We aim to please."
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Incredibly hilarious! =))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    ClarkDevlin wrote: »
    Incredibly hilarious! =))

    Thank you. ;)
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    LOL
    Are we getting a sequel to this @mattjoes ?
    Would love to see how the story continues.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    mattjoes wrote: »

    Fantastic!
  • WalecsWalecs On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    edited August 2018 Posts: 3,157
    mattjoes wrote: »

    :)) :))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    00Agent wrote: »
    LOL
    Are we getting a sequel to this @mattjoes ?
    Would love to see how the story continues.

    Now that Danny Boyle is off Bond 25, General Gogol contacts a friend at Universal to locate Boyle for him, to hire him for his new film project. Meanwhile, Bond is assigned to find Boyle and bring him back at all costs to make his next film. Bond's future depends on it, M tells him.

    Eventually, Bond finds Boyle at the top of a Greek mountain, being held by Gogol's friend. Bond stabs the guy in the back and takes Boyle with him. Gogol arrives there, hoping to be presented with Boyle. Instead, Bond throws Boyle off the top of the mountain, where he shatters into a million pieces.

    That's détente, @00Agent. Bond doesn't have it, Gogol doesn't have it.

    In the end, Bond 25 is not made because the producers want to hire only big directors but aren't willing to accept the changes they want to make for the sake of their 'vision'. General Gogol hires Sam Mendes to direct his film. It grosses 1.1 billion dollars.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited August 2018 Posts: 5,185
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    mattjoes wrote: »

    Eventually, Bond finds Boyle at the top of a Greek mountain, being held by Gogol's friend. Bond stabs the guy in the back and takes Boyle with him. Gogol arrives there, hoping to be presented with Boyle. Instead, Bond throws Boyle off the top of the mountain, where he shatters into a million pieces.

    He had no head for heights.
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited August 2018 Posts: 4,537
    Danny Boyle: We ask
    Judi Dench
    .. back..
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    Daniel: Please Barbara, Michael help...


    Danny: just kidding.. ha ha


    Couple houre later...

    Danny: sorry...

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    M_Balje wrote: »
    Danny Boyle: We ask
    Judi Dench
    .. back..
    3218899662_c634af867f_b.jpg

    Daniel: Please Barbara, Michael help...


    Danny: just kidding.. ha ha


    Couple houre later...

    Danny: sorry...

    This is probably very close to the truth.
  • barryt007barryt007
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    Blimey,Craig can look ugly sometimes.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited August 2018 Posts: 17,819
    mattjoes wrote: »
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    Haha, they make quite a pair, don't they! Great choice of photo, and nice touch with the folded effect :-)
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
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    Haha, they make quite a pair, don't they! Great choice of photo, and nice touch with the folded effect :-)

    They do have good chemistry. In fact, I looked at that photo and detected some sexual tension :))

    Thanks for the compliments.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,819
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
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    Haha, they make quite a pair, don't they! Great choice of photo, and nice touch with the folded effect :-)

    They do have good chemistry. In fact, I looked at that photo and detected some sexual tension :))

    Thanks for the compliments.

    It's a noticable tension between them. Very telling by the look in their eyes! :))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    This is so perfectly stupid and hilarious it's worth reposting over and over again.

  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited September 2018 Posts: 4,537
    Born, James Born.

    Daniel Craig get his second child, i whant congratulate him and Rachel. BUT Daniel how do you welcome your new born..
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    03 March 2019.. you give birth and celebrate your own... but...
    Are You Ready To Get Back To Work?

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    James Bond will Reborn..
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    edited September 2018 Posts: 17,819
    M_Balje wrote: »
    Born, James Born.

    Daniel Craig get his second child, i whant congratulate him and Rachel. BUT Daniel how do you welcome your new born..
    941817_647625561919025_1591185950_n1.jpg

    03 March 2019.. you give birth and celebrate your own... but...
    Are You Ready To Get Back To Work?

    backtowrk.jpg?1266531395

    James Bond will Reborn..

    Imagine if Bond got a kid he'd have to bring with him everywhere because he couldn't find a babysitter? :))
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Getting my franchises mixed up again. :D
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Murdock wrote: »
    Getting my franchises mixed up again. :D
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    That s great. You should make some more.
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