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  • Since62Since62
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    He became an MMA star himself ! His tagline: He's Hip, he's cool, he'll take all the other fighters to school ! After a long and successful career, he is active again, more along the lines of his earlier work, working for the Hong Kong resistance against Red China...by the way, Chew Me and Hip hool hook up all the time.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    In the years after encountering Bond and Scaramanga, Hip crossed over to the dark side. Seduced by the trappings of money and power, he became corrupt. His life of crime, however, was cut short by a gun-packing architect.





    LESSON:
    DON'T BE CORRUPT.
    AND DON'T MEET ARCHITECTS.


  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited July 2022 Posts: 18,281
    Lt Hip tried out the old "driving off before the person can get in the car manoeuvre" he was so fond of on his wife. After doing this numerous times as she was struggling with her heavy shopping bags when coming out of the supermarket, Lt Hip now has permanent residency under the garden patio. He's been there since 1976 and his colleagues in the Hong Kong police have long since closed their Missing Persons file on the case.
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    Hip resumed his career in the police and at one point handled security for Huey Lewis and the News' Hong Kong tour. Hip made an impression on the band, and they wrote "Hip to Be Square" in his honor.
  • Since62Since62
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    slide_99 wrote: »
    Hip resumed his career in the police and at one point handled security for Huey Lewis and the News' Hong Kong tour. Hip made an impression on the band, and they wrote "Hip to Be Square" in his honor.

    To quote George Costanza, after you thrown down THAT brilliant line, you throw up your hands, stand up, walk out of the meeting, declaring "I'm out !"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Lt Hip started a cult as a cover for pushing drugs. His devotees called themseves "The Hippies"
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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Lt Hip started a cult as a cover for pushing drugs. His devotees called themseves "The Hippies"
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    I'm relieved to hear that he didn't make a hash of his life.
  • Since62Since62
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    Actually, aren't you highly relieved ???
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 14,585
    For the rest of his career, Lieutenant Hip would continue to unknowingly flash his ID card upside-down, which at one point came in handy while being arrested alongside our boy James in the 'new territories' Down Under.

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Since62 wrote: »
    Actually, aren't you highly relieved ???

    Crazy nights and lazy days. Dope makes you high in so many ways.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Lt. Hip found that evening that selling nuts at mma events was quite a lucrative business. So he gave up his police work and dedicated himself to selling nuts.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Lt Hip tried out the old "driving off before the person can get in the car manoeuvre" he was so fond of on his wife. After doing this numerous times as she was struggling with her heavy shopping bags when coming out of the supermarket, Lt Hip now has permanent residency under the garden patio. He's been there since 1976 and his colleagues in the Hong Kong police have long since closed their Missing Persons file on the case.
    :))

    QBranch wrote: »
    For the rest of his career, Lieutenant Hip would continue to unknowingly flash his ID card upside-down, which at one point came in handy while being arrested alongside our boy James in the 'new territories' Down Under.

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    Film instantly ruined for me.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    Never knew about the upside down badge. Maybe it was his way of signaling to Bond that he really was on his side? Or he'd had a few too many in the Bottoms Up club.

    Great stuff here folks, you never cease to amaze me with your creative, funny and downright hilarious posts in here!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    Great stuff by our creative team! Lt Hip was certainly a busy man and had many possible endings to his career and life. Who knew he was challenged to hold up a badge.

    Lets jump back a few films and look at a colourful character that was presumed to have lived. But I guess that might be up for some debate. I am talking about everyone's favourite Professor Doctor Metz! Old Metz was known by billionaire Willard Whyte and was the go to for laser light refraction or was it reflection? He did like "annoying little men". He was ordered to stay at his post while Blofeld attempted an escape. Obviously loyal or crazy!

    So I ask you dear Mi6 members...what ever happened to dear old Professor Doctor Metz!

  • Since62Since62
    Posts: 1,630
    thedove wrote: »
    Great stuff by our creative team! Lt Hip was certainly a busy man and had many possible endings to his career and life. Who knew he was challenged to hold up a badge.

    Lets jump back a few films and look at a colourful character that was presumed to have lived. But I guess that might be up for some debate. I am talking about everyone's favourite Professor Doctor Metz! Old Metz was known by billionaire Willard Whyte and was the go to for laser light refraction or was it reflection? He did like "annoying little men". He was ordered to stay at his post while Blofeld attempted an escape. Obviously loyal or crazy!

    So I ask you dear Mi6 members...what ever happened to dear old Professor Doctor Metz!

    He was so forgettable that when the authorities removed bodies of the dead, took the injured for medical care, and arrested all the survivors on the platform they left him on it, alone. He spent about 10 days out there scrounging for food and trying to use the radio to communicate and ask for help.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    thedove wrote: »
    Great stuff by our creative team! Lt Hip was certainly a busy man and had many possible endings to his career and life. Who knew he was challenged to hold up a badge.

    Lets jump back a few films and look at a colourful character that was presumed to have lived. But I guess that might be up for some debate. I am talking about everyone's favourite Professor Doctor Metz! Old Metz was known by billionaire Willard Whyte and was the go to for laser light refraction or was it reflection? He did like "annoying little men". He was ordered to stay at his post while Blofeld attempted an escape. Obviously loyal or crazy!

    So I ask you dear Mi6 members...what ever happened to dear old Professor Doctor Metz!

    As with so many scientists, his ego was far ahead of his actual abilities. After those ten days out on that rig Metz was picked up by a Russian submarine that ame to inspect the left-behind technology. Metz jumped on the chance to get back into his work, and after some time recuperating of his dehidration and lack of food, was set to work on a laser weapon for the soviets. After ten years of having no success - at all - developing the weapon, he fell in disgrace and was send to Afghanistan. There, he was killed during an attack on an airbase by Kamal Khan and his men, whom were trying to get an English agent and his misstress off the base. Metz was driving a fuel truck that blew up.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    We know what happened to him before DAF, his own attempt to take over the world failed...

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    In the 80s, he developed laser surgery techniques for animals, and opened up a clinic:
    METZ VETZ-Laser Surgery For Petz.
  • Since62Since62
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    In the 80s, he developed laser surgery techniques for animals, and opened up a clinic:
    METZ VETZ-Laser Surgery For Petz.

    Brilliant !
    Advertising tag line: "Let's take our pets to Metz !"
    They specialize also in taking care of mixed breed dogs: "Take your mutts to Metz !"

    His cousin Dr. Nutz is a urologist, and his promotional line is: "Take your putz to Nutz !"
  • DwayneDwayne New York City
    Posts: 2,847
    Since62 wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    In the 80s, he developed laser surgery techniques for animals, and opened up a clinic:
    METZ VETZ-Laser Surgery For Petz.

    Brilliant !
    Advertising tag line: "Let's take our pets to Metz !"
    They specialize also in taking care of mixed breed dogs: "Take your mutts to Metz !"

    His cousin Dr. Nutz is a urologist, and his promotional line is: "Take your putz to Nutz !"

    You guys are too much!!! =))
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    Dwayne wrote: »
    Since62 wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    In the 80s, he developed laser surgery techniques for animals, and opened up a clinic:
    METZ VETZ-Laser Surgery For Petz.

    Brilliant !
    Advertising tag line: "Let's take our pets to Metz !"
    They specialize also in taking care of mixed breed dogs: "Take your mutts to Metz !"

    His cousin Dr. Nutz is a urologist, and his promotional line is: "Take your putz to Nutz !"

    You guys are too much!!! =))

    We certainly do have a great collection of comic minds here. We should write our own comedy show some time. ;)
  • Since62Since62
    Posts: 1,630
    It comes from watching R Moore Bonds ; > Even though some of my lines are down there in the depths of the puns from the P Brosnan Bonds. To be fair, though, is "I thought Christmas came only once a year" worse of a groaner than "I believe he's attempting re-entry" ???
  • Since62Since62
    Posts: 1,630
    Dwayne wrote: »
    Since62 wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    In the 80s, he developed laser surgery techniques for animals, and opened up a clinic:
    METZ VETZ-Laser Surgery For Petz.

    Brilliant !
    Advertising tag line: "Let's take our pets to Metz !"
    They specialize also in taking care of mixed breed dogs: "Take your mutts to Metz !"

    His cousin Dr. Nutz is a urologist, and his promotional line is: "Take your putz to Nutz !"

    You guys are too much!!! =))

    New ad campaign..."Tired of high bills from the vets for your pets ? Metz gets ya !"
    And, for his cousin: "Time for a vasectomy ? Bring your nuts to Nutz ! You'll be in good hands cuz he's not a klutz !"
    Metz and Nutz have another cousin, Dr. Lutz...a proctologist. "Bring your butts to Lutz !"
    And the other cousin, the gastro-enterologist...Dr. Gutz.
    Of course, there's a surgeon in the family, too...Dr. Cutz...
    OK, I really should stop now...
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,433
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    In the 80s, he developed laser surgery techniques for animals, and opened up a clinic:
    METZ VETZ-Laser Surgery For Petz.

    This wins the internet for me today! Great stuff, and yes I think we have talent here to form a comedy show or podcast.

    Bonding with Humour?

    Bonding with your Funny Bone?

    Are those too on the nose?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    As the oil rig collapsed into the sea, he got a little nervous and some pee came out.

    It made headlines:

    'PROFESSOR WETZ PANTS; METZ HIS WATER-LOO'
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    MajorDSmythe wrote: »
    We know what happened to him before DAF, his own attempt to take over the world failed...


    After fleeting glimpses in DAF, here Joseph Furst fully embraces the ham in him. My respects.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    Great to see the varied stories and life and times of Professor Doctor Metz!

    Lets move on to another film with a survivor of note! This lovely lady was seen in Licence to Kill! She won beauty pageants and didn't want to go home. Considering James loco for ever suggesting it! Started the film with a boyfriend who whipped her and ended the film romancing the President! I am talking about Lupe Lamora, the Latina beauty who fell in love with James.

    Last seen with a pet iguana and a new suitor, President Hector Lopez, I often wonder what happened to Lupe. Did she get serious with the President and become the first lady? Did see leave her country in pursuit of other beauty pageant titles?

    Whatever happened to Lupe Lamora?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When First Lady Lupe Lopez had a daughter, she called her JLo, after her old flame JBo.

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  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited August 2022 Posts: 3,789
    I'm always thinking that Paris Carver is actually Lupe Lamora in TND.

    Both Lupe Lamora and Paris Carver had similarities, Gold Diggers, marrying a rich man to fulfill their desires, and would love them, and she's also Bond's old flame, so that one speaks more volumes.

    Like After Sanchez had died, she had a relationship with that Governor but didn't last, so third times the charm for her, as she found the right man for her, Elliot Carver.

    Even her reaction to Bond and how much did she knew him.

    They even had the same hairstyle and outfit, Paris Carver's look in TND reminds me of Lupe's look in the Casino in LTK.

    She even slapped Bond, maybe because of Bond choosing Pam over her?

    So, maybe after she ended up with that Governor in LTK, their relationship didn't last, the Governor fooled her, Lupe was in a great despair until Elliot Carver (also a rich man) came along, promised her the love that she wanted and married her.

    Then the rest was history.

    And, she died......

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    So I will leave it there.

    Paris Carver is basically Lupe Lamora for me, she's it.....
  • Since62Since62
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    I hope she did not go crazy, and go from Lupe to loopy...
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