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Use a line from a Bond film when you need to ask the pharmacist for a laxative.

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  • Scaramanga1974Scaramanga1974
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    Bond what are you doing?
    Keeping the British end up sir
  • TuxedoTuxedo Europe
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    "Not enough excitement in Istanbul"?
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Yes, well you get your clothes on and I will buy you an ice cream."
  • Scaramanga1974Scaramanga1974
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    thedove wrote: »
    "Yes, well you get your clothes on and I will buy you an ice cream."

    that scene is so cringey
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    We will stand tall and face the wall...together.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    Now don't tell me, you're Saint Peter?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I was just sent here to evaluate you.
  • mattjoesmattjoes has three men to kill
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    I won't keep you for more than an hour if you give me your undivided attention.

    I didn't mean to embarrass you, speaking of love.

    My friend, now you take your first civilized bath.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Back to the salt mines
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    With all due respect to the enormity of your tidy achievements, all you're really doing is standing in a very long line of angry little men.
  • mattjoesmattjoes has three men to kill
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    Oh, well. I suppose a little gentle prodding is called for.
  • MalloryMallory
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    You don't need the gun, commander...
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    *Points down
    "One . Million . Dollars. You were wondering what it cost."
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    "Touch it. You can touch it if you want. Do you know what it is?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    My knee aches every single day. Twice as bad when it is cold.
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    Looks like you'll have to get me
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Now don't you worry. I'll tell the chef.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Tabasco!!!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'not even a tie!'
  • mattjoesmattjoes has three men to kill
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    It's a good thing the homing capsule he swallowed is still working.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Is that all it does?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    It goes by hot air!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Excellent! :-D And with that:

    Use a line from a Bond film when you catch little Timmy cutting your tires for fun.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "A double blow out, I have never seen one of these before."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I use a lighter.
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Excellent! :-D And with that:

    Use a line from a Bond film when you catch little Timmy cutting your tires for fun.

    When you’re talking about little Timmy, are you talking about *that* Timmy? As in Dalton?
    (although I joke, my first image, while reading your scenario, was of Dalton slicing car tires… The image works because Dalton was quite the hellraiser (stabbing and dumping that shipment of Sanchez’s coke comes to mind)….
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Same @peter, I thought about Timmy Dalton too - not cutting the tyres for fun, but the rest of the Lada!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    I should clarify that I wasn't thinking of Dalton, silly me. ;-) I'm just using 'Timmy' as the name of the annoying kid from the neighbours.
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