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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    'Bloody tourist!'
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Twelve seconds. One day, we must invent a faster-working venom.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN you are being offered A lot of money to pose nude.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Pigs, borscht, cake! There must be another way!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Back to the salt mines...
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    I want full newspaper coverage. I want magazine stories. I want books, I want films, I want TV, I want radio, I want me on the air 24 hours a day, this is my moment!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    I guess my fried mushroom looks terribIy interesting.
  • FoxRoxFoxRox
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    “That’s quite an inducement…”
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Plastic operations, voice lessons...

    ...make it a quarter of a million, or get someone else.
  • MalloryMallory
    edited May 2022 Posts: 2,171
    “I want full newspaper coverage. I want magazine stories, I want books, I want films, I want TV. i want radio, I want [it] on the air twenty four hours a day... THIS... Is my moment,”

    Edit: damn @mattjoes beat me to it! 😂
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
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    "That depends on your definition of safe sex."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Wow! With this load on our back, that's good going.
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    This is going to go brilliantly...
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    "How can I refuse such a gracious invitation?"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    I prefer cash.

    Mallory wrote: »
    “I want full newspaper coverage. I want magazine stories, I want books, I want films, I want TV. i want radio, I want [it] on the air twenty four hours a day... THIS... Is my moment,”

    Edit: damn @mattjoes beat me to it! 😂
    Great minds and all that!
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
    Posts: 4,600
    "Current price, one million dollars per hit."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited May 2022 Posts: 18,343
    "God, what a terrible waste...of money."
  • Tokoloshe2Tokoloshe2 Northern Ireland
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    The President said he was entirely satisfied!
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    "Do me a favor. Throw that down the toilet. Cut out the middle man."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    You must give me the name of your oculist.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Wow, what a view!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Money isn't as valuable to my organisation as knowing who to trust.
  • GBFGBF
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    One million Dollars... You were wondering what it Costs.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    GBF wrote: »
    One million Dollars... You were wondering what it Costs.

    Good one! :-D
  • JustJamesJustJames London
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    Salt Corrosion.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    That’s my little octopussy.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    People say I have the body of Rock Hudson!
  • LudovicoLudovico
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    GBF wrote: »
    One million Dollars... You were wondering what it Costs.

    Good one! :-D

    Best one so far.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "That's a thrilling prospect, sir..."
  • Since62Since62
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    (If one's good buddy does not rise to the occasion, and changing the line somewhat) You'll have to excuse my friend. He's just dead. (assuming it would be one's first time posing in this manner, some jitters would be understandable, no ?)
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