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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    On my count. Five... four... three... two... one. Missile away!

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  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    Get out................MOVE!!!!!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Will you please leave, you irritating man?!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Drop it, Professor! I'm behind you!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    From TB casino scene: "Someone has to lose." (you snooze, you lose!)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    'He's on his way to a funeral'
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you need to ask the pharmacist for a laxative.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Blow up your pants!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    I'll take it in the john.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    I'm merely accelerating the process.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Alimentary, doctor.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Try and stop me, you jumped-up little shit.
  • DaltonforyouDaltonforyou The Daltonator
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    The bomb doesn't move until I am satisfied!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    She contacted Kerim Bey, head of Station T, Turkey, and told him she wanted to defecate.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Open bowel doors, Captain!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Holy shit!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    One proleptic digestive enzyme shake.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Daltonforyou wrote: »
    The bomb doesn't move until I am satisfied!

    LOL. You win this round.
  • DaltonforyouDaltonforyou The Daltonator
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    echo wrote: »
    Daltonforyou wrote: »
    The bomb doesn't move until I am satisfied!

    LOL. You win this round.

    :)) Glad you liked it!
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "If the authorities attempt to locate it who knows where it might go off."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Phuyuck!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    "Beluga caviar, quails eggs, vodka, foie gras - Strasbourg."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Jettison cocoon!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    I've got a little itch down there, would you mind?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Jettison cocoon!

    Delicious. 😁
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Now, what I need, is the modern day equivalent of a maxim.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    You may need this to play with your as.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Scouring plug to clean out the pipeline.
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