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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when you accidentally walk into the maternity ward.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    My name is Pussy Galore.
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
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    Tell him to pull out, immediately
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "In. Out. Come on, girls! In. Out."
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Watch the birdie, you bastard!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Look upon your work, mother!
  • CraigMooreOHMSSCraigMooreOHMSS Dublin, Ireland
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    "Another child?"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    "Baby you're the beeeest..."
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Commence Rockabye Baby. Good luck!
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    "Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    (Champagne leader to Grand Slam task force leader.)
    The baby is asleep. I repeat, the baby is asleep. We're going home now. Out.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nyet! There are too many new faces around here, including yours.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    I'll talk to my children, thank you very much.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    The children will be so thrilled!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    It's gotta come out sooner or later.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Vijay, we've got company!
  • OtisFairplayOtisFairplay
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    Fancy meeting you here, Fraulein.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    So, does anyone else want to drop out?
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    guten abend…
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Sorry, forgot to knock.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is law and order in the heavens.
  • ArapahoeBondFanArapahoeBondFan Colorado
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    This is the first day of the rest of your life.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    "The girl with the cello!?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Like you said, drop it."
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Relax, baby! Mr. Big's gonna take care of you in a minute.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    I don't know any doctor jokes.
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    ...another child?...
  • TripAcesTripAces Universal Exports
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    "I was just out walking my rat, and I seem to have lost my way."
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