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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you have to speech at your best friend's wedding.

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  • ByRoyalDecreeByRoyalDecree
    edited July 2022 Posts: 784
    ”But of course you are”
  • ByRoyalDecreeByRoyalDecree
    edited July 2022 Posts: 784
    ”I am now aiming precisely at your groin, so speak now or forever hold your piece/peace”.
  • ByRoyalDecreeByRoyalDecree
    edited July 2022 Posts: 784
    ”Oh grow up 007”
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    Yes. I know. I gave orders that he should be killed. Why is he still alive?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,582
    It is a painful process, I'm afraid, but...all great art is.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    "Such a pity I was DYING to see how the operation turned out."
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    Posts: 16,167
    " Try not to mock it up again........"
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 6,304
    If you've nothing left to give, you are irrelevant. You've done your bit and we thank you for your service, again. Goodbye.

    (I'm joking.)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    "Then get on with it!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Arnold Schwarzenegger is announced as the next James Bond
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Not like this. Not like him!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,582
    I'll be back soon. Anybody comes through that door, you shoot them. Unless it's me.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
    Posts: 5,433
    "Must be a sick collection of minds to come up with a plan like that. Tell me what lunatic asylum did they get you out of?"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    You must be joking.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited August 2022 Posts: 3,789
    "He's a monster. I hate him."

    "Then leave him"

    "You need a good lawyer"
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    Posts: 16,167
    "It's not the sort of thing that looks good on a form."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,807
    Dave Bautista voice: "Sh**."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    You inviolated the only absolutely inviolable rule of international relationships!
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    Posts: 16,167
    'I am pleased you approve, since you are paying the bill. Cheers!"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    “Oh, well, if you can get him…”
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,520
    What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    Forgive me, not beeing British, I sometimes find your sense of humour hard to follow.
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,369
    Then you have my resignation sir.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    "On behalf of the British Government, I apologise."
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    “Our expectations were considerably higher.”
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    "This is absolute madness. We know where it will end. NATO will counterattack with nuclear weapons!"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    "Man? Machine?"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    "Man? Machine?"

    This one made me laugh. 😄😁
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »
    "Man? Machine?"

    This one made me laugh. 😄😁

    :D
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,183
    Actually, Arnold as Bond in DAD would have made sense. You know, fighting a robot in a plane that is falling apart mid-air, surfing on playstation waves,... I can see it now.

    "Yeah, zis is zat man Zaawo. I whill khill im naw! "
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