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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Upon explaining you did not in fact forget and your gift is parked outside:

    "Aston calls it the Vanquish. I call it the Vanish."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN you have to explain to your partner why you forgot Valentine's Day.

    Have a little more of this rather disappointing brandy.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Use a line from a Bond film when the man in front of you keeps passing gas in the movie theatre.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Gas! Get over the side.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When this movie is over, I will kill you.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    It's a highly toxic nerve gas that has no effect on animals.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    Tastes like...like strawberries.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I get why you shot him
  • 007ClassicBondFan007ClassicBondFan
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    Keep leaning on that tooter Charlie and you’re going to get a shot in the mouth!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Open the door, please! (SF)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited February 2022 Posts: 45,489
    Well,one of us smells like a fart s handkerchief. Sorry, old boy. I m afraid it s me.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    007ClassicBondFan wrote: »
    Keep leaning on that tooter Charlie and you’re going to get a shot in the mouth!

    Delicious! 😄😄
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    It was never meant as a weapon of mass destruction
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    007ClassicBondFan wrote: »
    Keep leaning on that tooter Charlie and you’re going to get a shot in the mouth!

    LOL!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Yes! I like animals! Bye bye.
  • Matt007Matt007
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    Phoo yuk
  • ColonelAdamskiColonelAdamski UK
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    "this...." (taps nose), "is a very old friend of mine, and it tells me, something smells"
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    "Time to leave."
  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
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    He convinced them there was a gas leak… they abandoned the island within an hour.
  • AstonLotusAstonLotus
    Posts: 1,394
    Tell him to exercise extreme caution...it is lethal!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    You re Canadian? You work in Canadian intelligence?
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    "WOOOOOOO!"
  • GBFGBF
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    Quiche de cabinet?
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    “La bombe surprise….”
  • JimjambondJimjambond
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    Effective range about 5 feet. Disorients any normal person for about 30 seconds.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    51903981757_f5b32abb36_c.jpg

    "Disengage!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Twice that *stinking* Krilencu has tried to kill me. The third time he will succeed. Unless I get him first.

    *PARRRP*
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,251
    "The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army."
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    "I cannot see when you are this way with me. Things become unclear."
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
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    "Do you know what it does to you? Hydrogen cynaide?!"
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