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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Mr Franks' credit is good!
  • ThunderballThunderball playing Chemin de Fer in a casino, downing Vespers
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    I'm really starting to love this place.
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
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    GBF wrote: »
    From a deleted scene:

    "Well, life is short, f*** him. You know, who needs him?"

    Arf! :D
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
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    "Funny how the least little thing amuses him.”
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of..?'
  • JimjambondJimjambond
    edited March 2022 Posts: 328
    "I came prepared for a cold reception".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Red wine with fish. That should have told me something.
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    edited March 2022 Posts: 3,157
    Are we going to have a row?
  • Risico007Risico007
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    I never killed a midget before but there can always be a first
  • AstonLotusAstonLotus
    Posts: 1,394
    That is a don perignon ‘55.It would be a shame to break it.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    "You're very sure of yourself, aren't you? Suppose I were to kill you for a thrill."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when... your waiter treats you impolitely.

    So... you live to die another day....Colonel....
  • NickThunderballsNickThunderballs Australia
    Posts: 133
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when... your waiter treats you impolitely.

    Do me a favour will you? Throw that down the toilet...cut out the middleman.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Pigs! Borsch! Cake! There must be another way!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    This for heat, these for cold. Applied scientifically and slowly. Very, very slowly.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when... a kid with a bike nicks your car.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Oh, my car! Oh oh, my car!
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    Well...I hope you have a car
  • bigladiesmanbigladiesman
    Posts: 1,009
    You just try that in my bayou, boy! I'd haul your ass!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Excellent. Time for a drink.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    If I hurry, I just might be able to grab the bastard.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    You were pretty good on the bike.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Hey, hold on! You're dead!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    So stay in your lane. You get in my way, I will put a bullet in your knee.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    Since you've upped the stakes, let's up the weapons, shall we? Let's do this the old-fashioned way - first blood drawn from the torso!
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    (while accelerating the car)... "this will hurt him more than me (psychotic giggle)"
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    Posts: 3,157
    Oh, FFS...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    I'm going for a cigarette.
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
    Posts: 257
    "Ever get the feeling someone doesn’t like you?”
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    Posts: 16,222
    "Toby. Toby! I got me a regular Ben-Hur down here. Doing 95... minimum"
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