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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    "Thank you but I think my mouth is too big
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    How reckless of me. I made you all wet.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,254
    QBranch wrote: »
    How reckless of me. I made you all wet.

    Excellent! 🤣
  • TroyTroy
    Posts: 343
    Shocking
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Yeah and I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,254
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you meet your future parents-in-law for the first time.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    *in deep voice* "Is he armed?"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,331
    Hi, I'm Plenty. Plenty O Toole.
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
    edited June 2022 Posts: 257
    "What, no small talk? No chit-chat? That's the trouble with the world today. No one takes the time to do a really sinister interrogation anymore. It's a lost art."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited June 2022 Posts: 3,800
    "Hmm. All right. Come.

    You were unusually patient. I need to give you something so that you didn’t have to make all this way for nothing. Come.    "
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    Perhaps we can make up a foursome!
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    edited June 2022 Posts: 3,157
    'You don't think this is a very good plan, do you?'
  • GBFGBF
    Posts: 3,198
    You have a nasty habit of surviving...
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 6,380
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Is this the stupid mother who tailed you uptown?

    +1
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,916
    Parents!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,331
    Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them. Drink?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,343
    "That could bring tears to your eyes."
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    Posts: 16,223
    "Well. NOW that we're all HERE............."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    You understand my surprise. I thought it was understood. We were never to
    meet.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when Barbara says "We're reinventing who he is and that takes time".

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    "Please. Make it quick."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    My dear girl, there are some things that just aren t done.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,254
    In Moore's voice:

    A woman?
  • CharmianBondCharmianBond Pett Bottom, Kent
    Posts: 558
    'Sometimes, the old ways are the best'
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,343
    "Bang on time!"
  • ColonelAdamskiColonelAdamski UK
    Posts: 1,085
    "I hope we'll have some gratuitous sex and violence"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    "We have all the time in the world."

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    "Sounds like a load of bull."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    "Never mind James Bond. You get down to that house. I'm afraid Mr. Whyte has suddenly outgrown his usefulness. Do it cleanly."

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    "At a moment like this, I'm sure you'd rather be left alone, for reflection."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    "If you've nothing left to give, you are irrelevant!"
  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    Posts: 3,157
    "Oh, FFS..."
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