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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "How does it feel to know that I broke her in for you?"
  • OtisFairplayOtisFairplay
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    Our paths have crossed over the years. He’s tough and resourceful, but I can’t believe he’s a psychotic.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    To speech or not to speech. That is the question.
  • ArapahoeBondFanArapahoeBondFan Colorado
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    Hey, what the hell is this? A pervert's convention or something?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    When the time came, I myself would have given you love. You knew that. YOU KNEW THAT!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Well, I'll just settling for this little old lady here
  • John3John3 The Netherlands
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    `See that some harm comes to him`
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tomorrow you will be a poor Japanese worker, with humble Japanese wife.
  • DEKE_RIVERSDEKE_RIVERS
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    I suppose my silence could have a price.
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    "A man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    "do you expect me to talk?"
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    QBranch wrote: »
    You must admit, Mr. Bond, I am now undeniably the man with @GoldenGun!
    Didn't notice your message earlier, thanks @QBranch! :)

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 7 Posts: 14,674
    He is heading for a better world, Mr Slumber.
    GoldenGun wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    You must admit, Mr. Bond, I am now undeniably the man with @GoldenGun!
    Didn't notice your message earlier, thanks @QBranch! :)
    No worries mate, and congrats! \:D/
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    There's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. If only I could find a REAL maaaaan!
  • GBFGBF
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    Don't bother, Stacey. He is a psychopath.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when your blind date turns out to be Pierce Brosnan

    This never happened to the other fella
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "What is this a perverts convention? I got friends in this toooowwwwnnnn."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Was it painful? The gene therapy.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    One last screw.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "Are you here for a reason? Or are you just hoping for a glimmer? And you are?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Where is Fekkesh?
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited December 19 Posts: 7,207
    QBranch wrote: »
    Where is Fekkesh?

    Haha, I really like this one :))
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    GoldenGun wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    Where is Fekkesh?
    Haha, I really like this one :))
    Because you...is Fekkesh?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    There must be some mistake. I didn't order any...
  • OtisFairplayOtisFairplay
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    I know you! You’re that secret agent! That English secret agent, from England!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Pierce, borscht, cake, there must be another way!
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    And what are you? The weatherman?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
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