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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    mtm wrote: »
    Since62 wrote: »
    But Doctor, I've No Time to Die
    You Only Never Die Another Tomorrow
    Lightningcube
    With a Bifocal View to Kill....for a mature Bond
    Septapussy...boat propellor incident, you see...

    The Spectre logo is actually referred to as a 'septapus' in the NTTD script.

    I always wondered why the new Spectre logo had seven legs and not eight. Well, that explains it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    James Bond v Teletubbies
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    James Bond v Teletubbies

    Let me guess, one of them has David Dragonpol inside?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    James Bond v Teletubbies

    Let me guess, one of them has David Dragonpol inside?

    I have no idea. I just went with that comment about reinventing the series.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    James Bond v Teletubbies

    Let me guess, one of them has David Dragonpol inside?

    I have no idea. I just went with that comment about reinventing the series.

    Yeah, Teletubbies has grown really stale in the last years. It needs a reinvention.
  • Since62Since62
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    James Bond v Teletubbies

    Already done, pretty much. Before he portrayed M, Ralph Fiennes portrayed Mr. Steed in an unfortunate production of The Avengers (1998), which didn't come out terribly well or do very well, despite having Fiennes, Uma Thurman as Emma Peel, and Sean Connery as Sir August de Wynter - who would harness the weather, and, no, please don't bring up In Like Flint at this moment. More Bond connections than you could shake a stick at. Anywho, during the film Connery - and others, as I seem to recall more than one ? - ran around in a big, fuzzy bear outfit. He looked like a giant gummy bear which spent too much time in someone's coat and came out fuzzy. So, it turned out, "James Bond" himself portrayed something of a Teletubby.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    James Bond v Teletubbies

    Let me guess, one of them has David Dragonpol inside?

    I have no idea. I just went with that comment about reinventing the series.

    Yeah, Teletubbies has grown really stale in the last years. It needs a reinvention.

    Do you have a dream cast for Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po as well as Bond?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2022 Posts: 18,281
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    James Bond v Teletubbies

    Let me guess, one of them has David Dragonpol inside?

    I have no idea. I just went with that comment about reinventing the series.

    In John Gardner's Never Send Flowers (1993) there is the following passage:

    "Now, as [Bond] wandered around the park, he smiled with pleasure to see Chip and Dale, or Minnie, signing autograph books for clamouring children, while Pluto and Goofy played the fool with kids of all ages. Then the chill struck him. What if the man inside the hot stuffy Goofy suit was Dragonpol himself?

    He banished the thought quickly. It was not impossible, but the idea smacked of paranoia, so he took himself off to pass the time on some of the rides."

    I've always thought that there are shades of Jaws in Moonraker in disguise at the Rio de Janeiro Carnival there too.
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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    "Death Over Life"
    "In The Name Of Death"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I was going to make a non-serious title suggestion about the Australian outback being called the 'Never Never', because 'never' pops up a lot in the titles, but stumbled across a good one from where it originated. A poem called 'Where the Dead Men Lie'. Drop 'the' to make it 'Where Dead Men Lie'. Could have multiple meanings.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Never_(Australian_outback)

    Link it to the plot about nuclear bomb testing in the outback from Zero Minus Ten (a title I like a lot).
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    James Bond v Teletubbies

    Let me guess, one of them has David Dragonpol inside?

    I have no idea. I just went with that comment about reinventing the series.

    Yeah, Teletubbies has grown really stale in the last years. It needs a reinvention.

    Do you have a dream cast for Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po as well as Bond?
    I don't have specific choices, I just want the actors to be black.

    QBranch wrote: »
    I was going to make a non-serious title suggestion about the Australian outback being called the 'Never Never', because 'never' pops up a lot in the titles, but stumbled across a good one from where it originated. A poem called 'Where the Dead Men Lie'. Drop 'the' to make it 'Where Dead Men Lie'. Could have multiple meanings.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Never_(Australian_outback)

    Link it to the plot about nuclear bomb testing in the outback from Zero Minus Ten (a title I like a lot).
    I like this title!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    James Bond v Teletubbies

    I do remember hearing of the Teletubby Taliban around 2001 or so. Something the younger pupils at high school were playing at that time. Of course, I never indulged in such nonsense. Incidentally, that was also the year I first discovered James Bond forums online, albeit CBn.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2022 Posts: 14,584
    mattjoes wrote: »
    I like this title!
    https://i.imgflip.com/mkovb.jpg
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    Posts: 1,101
    "Something That Bonds Us" - Get It?
    "NightFall" - Totally Original, Didn't Literally Just Took "Skyfall" And Swapped "Sky" With "Night", No, No, No.
    "Same Old Faces" - Arnold Schwarzenegger Said That Once Actually...
    "Shadows From The Past" - Already Suggested, Right?
    "Betrayed" - Probably Would Fit For A Brosnan Bond Film, Since M, Moneypenny and Q (JC) Are A$$holes With Him.
    "BOND: OO7" - What? Too Generic?
  • mtmmtm United Kingdom
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    QBranch wrote: »
    I was going to make a non-serious title suggestion about the Australian outback being called the 'Never Never', because 'never' pops up a lot in the titles, but stumbled across a good one from where it originated. A poem called 'Where the Dead Men Lie'. Drop 'the' to make it 'Where Dead Men Lie'. Could have multiple meanings.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Never_(Australian_outback)

    Link it to the plot about nuclear bomb testing in the outback from Zero Minus Ten (a title I like a lot).

    I like that one!

    I quite like
    The Dead Don't Lie

    May The Best Man Live

    Survivor Takes All

    Truth, Dare or Die
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    Posts: 1,101
    "All Paths Lead To Death"
    "No Good To Me Dead"
    "An Echo From The Past"
  • mtmmtm United Kingdom
    edited August 2022 Posts: 16,413
    I like No Good To Me Dead, that's nice :)

    I can imagine a film where the villain is some sort of British Empire evangelist, called

    THE SUN NEVER SETS
  • Since62Since62
    Posts: 1,630
    Never Dying Twice with Diamonds Tomorrow...and, yes, I am proud to have concocted one which absolutely makes no sense whatsoever...

    The Spy Who Let Me Love and Die Twice

    Jamaican Me Live for Tomorrow



  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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    mtm wrote: »
    I like No Good To Me Dead, that's nice :)

    I Know, Right? That Was A Line Boba Fett Said On "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back", That's Were I Took The Inspiration From.
  • mtmmtm United Kingdom
    Posts: 16,413
    Since62 wrote: »
    Never Dying Twice with Diamonds Tomorrow

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Haha, that Bond title generator is "not perfected yet."
  • Since62Since62
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Haha, that Bond title generator is "not perfected yet."

    Perhaps not, but it sure HAS been throwing out gems ! ....Gems ? Diamonds ? Oh ! I'm giving myself a bellyache !!!
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Haha, that Bond title generator is "not perfected yet."

    Yep, I Gave It A Try Once, And The Titles Were A Little...Curious...
    "SkyTits"
    "The Casino Who Gambled"
    "Instructed To Fail"
    "Spy Pussy"
    "Thunder Fail"
    "The Girl Who Died"
    One Of The Few Coherent Ones Was "SilverHeart".
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Bond 26: Infinite Patience

    Coming Christmas 2033.
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    edited August 2022 Posts: 1,101
    echo wrote: »
    Bond 26: Infinite Patience

    Coming Christmas 2033.

    "Waiting To Die"
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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    "What Lies Behind"
  • 007InAction007InAction Australia
    edited August 2022 Posts: 2,531
    "I'm Back Baby"
  • TheSkyfallen06TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.
    Posts: 1,101
    "Death Is Non-Expected"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    TheSkyfallen06 wrote: »
    "What Lies Behind"

    The perfect title for a Bond pantomime.
  • Since62Since62
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    echo wrote: »
    Bond 26: Infinite Patience

    Coming Christmas 2033.

    Change the spelling and it could be a name for a film about a doctor in hell who never gets a break...
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