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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    QBranch wrote: »
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    -But what am I supposed to do with this, Q?!
    -Well, 007, since you're visiting Morocco in your next assignment, I thought this could come in handy to eavesdrop on your opponents. It comes with an integrated microphone and homing device. Just be careful with strong drafts. 003 fell off a cliff and spent six months in hospital.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
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    -But what am I supposed to do with this, Q?!
    -Well, 007, since you're visiting Morocco in your next assignment, I thought this could come in handy to eavesdrop on your opponents. It comes with an integrated microphone and homing device. Just be careful with strong drafts. 003 fell off a cliff and spent six months in hospital.

    This would have been absolute gold in a parody film!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
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    -But what am I supposed to do with this, Q?!
    -Well, 007, since you're visiting Morocco in your next assignment, I thought this could come in handy to eavesdrop on your opponents. It comes with an integrated microphone and homing device. Just be careful with strong drafts. 003 fell off a cliff and spent six months in hospital.

    It's like that gadget in TWINE! ;)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Petagon s new weapon-radioactive tumbleweed.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Petagon s new weapon-radioactive tumbleweed.

    Are there tumbleweeds in Jamaica? Thinking of potential Bond 25 plot possibilities here!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Petagon s new weapon-radioactive tumbleweed.

    Are there tumbleweeds in Jamaica? Thinking of potential Bond 25 plot possibilities here!

    There is weed of another kind there.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Petagon s new weapon-radioactive tumbleweed.

    It's certainly a step up from radioactive lint. ;)
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Torgeirtrap wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Petagon s new weapon-radioactive tumbleweed.

    Are there tumbleweeds in Jamaica? Thinking of potential Bond 25 plot possibilities here!

    There is weed of another kind there.

    :))
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
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    Sorry, too funny. Carry on. ;))
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Reminds me that I find tattoos - especially in multitude - singularly ugly and unattractive both in men and women. But then I grew up at a time when the only people having tattoos were convicts and sailors. Still, for me it's on the level of silicone tits and botox lips - revolting and a complete turn-off.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Reminds me that I find tattoos - especially in multitude - singularly ugly and unattractive both in men and women. But then I grew up at a time when the only people having tattoos were convicts and sailors. .

    Don t forget the freak shows.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Didn't expect a tumbleweed gif to get so many responses. Oh, the irony.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Didn't expect a tumbleweed gif to get so many responses. Oh, the irony.

    Is that a church bell I hear clanging in the distance?
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Reminds me that I find tattoos - especially in multitude - singularly ugly and unattractive both in men and women. But then I grew up at a time when the only people having tattoos were convicts and sailors. Still, for me it's on the level of silicone tits and botox lips - revolting and a complete turn-off.

    I'm a kid of the 90's and the early 00's, and that means I know many people with tattoos. what I don't understand are the tattoos these people have. It's usually designs, motifs or quotes that I can easily see them grow tired of within few years.

    If they do get tired of their tattoos, they're left with the choice of expensive cover-ups or even more expensive tattoo removals…
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Didn't expect a tumbleweed gif to get so many responses. Oh, the irony.
    We're fairly imaginative, you know. Are you proud of us?
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
    edited May 2019 Posts: 3,000
    This was brilliant!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    BMW_with_missiles wrote: »
    This was brilliant!

    Very good!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    MI5/MI6 job vacancies, with expected salary:

    MI6 Intelligence Officer: From £33,800-a-year
    MI6 Project Manager: £51,779 to £55,563-a-year
    MI5 Linguist: Salary not stated
    MI5 Software Engineer: Up to £37,152-a-year
    MI5 Internships: £25,240-a-year

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9010747/spy-agencies-mi5-and-mi6-recruiting-intelligence-officer-james-bond/

    Do YOU have what it takes to be James Bond? Sign up at MI6Community now!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited May 2019 Posts: 5,185
    QBranch wrote: »
    MI5/MI6 job vacancies, with expected salary:

    MI6 Intelligence Officer: From £33,800-a-year
    MI6 Project Manager: £51,779 to £55,563-a-year
    MI5 Linguist: Salary not stated
    MI5 Software Engineer: Up to £37,152-a-year
    MI5 Internships: £25,240-a-year

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9010747/spy-agencies-mi5-and-mi6-recruiting-intelligence-officer-james-bond/

    Do YOU have what it takes to be James Bond? Sign up at MI6Community now!

    I take it they are looking for a cunning linguist? I think i should apply.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    With those salaries, Bond could never afford THAT lifestyle without an unlimited expense account in addition.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    1967 Aston Martin DB6 rally car
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    BMW_with_missiles wrote: »
    1967 Aston Martin DB6 rally car

    Bond could've done with that in the OHMSS film version. ;)
  • TracyTracy
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    Never before seen
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    at Cannes :)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    CAPTION CONTEST
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "The penis amputation is a success!"

    "Hey, wait a minute, doctor. Didn t this guy just sprain his ankle?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    CAPTION CONTEST
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    "So that's where my wristwatch went!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    00Bailey2-threeByTwoSmallAt2X.jpg

    "Daniel Craig, actor. He has suffered a serious injury in the middle of filming. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic actor. Daniel Craig will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster, more talented."
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    mattjoes wrote: »
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    "Daniel Craig, actor. He has suffered a serious injury in the middle of filming. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic actor. Daniel Craig will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster, more talented."

    Other surgeon: “So basically Pierce Brosnan.”
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