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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    mattjoes wrote: »
    SIS_HQ wrote: »
    The Battle of the Double Takes!!!!!

    Who did it better?

    Double Taking Dalton
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    VS.

    Double Taking Pigeon
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    Let the battle begin, twist your necks a thousand times, friends, because here we go!

    One is a master thespian, skilled at playing all sorts of roles, equally adept at comedy and drama.

    The other one is Dalton

    I was thinking about something like that, and I also would have posted it just for the sake of a punch line...but we don't really mean it, do we?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited April 2023 Posts: 7,021
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    DAF 1: Bond lands on Willard Whyte's penthouse toilet, but leaves his business unfinished. --- 20
    DAF 2: Willard Whyte evacuates his bowels before evacuating his summer house. --- 20
    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20
    CR: Bond faces Fisher and an unpleasant odor in order to earn his 00 status. -- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    Bond sitting on the toilet in the Whyte House in DAF is another one. Unfinished business, you could say.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    I hope the flow turned out alright.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    I just remembered that in the CR PTS Bond spends considerable time in a men's room, making his "first kill" as a double-O.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited April 2023 Posts: 7,021
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
    Yes.

    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
    I don't recall seeing a toilet there. If it's there, I would argue it's not prominent enough to count.


    I have updated the original post. Embarrassing that I forgot the CR fight, for fart's sake.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited April 2023 Posts: 18,281
    Bond in the plane bathroom shaving in Goldfinger. Also Bond in the bathroom washing and shaving in LALD.

    Not sure if those two scenes count?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    I would say those scenes qualify for a bathroom scene elimination game, but not for a toilet scene elimination game, as the toilets themselves are not prominent enough. As far as I recall, nobody sits on them, or stands on them, or uses them, or pretends to be using them, or stands particularly close to them.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    Posts: 3,789
    Once a great actor, now......

    Jack Nicholson unrecognizable in first new photos since 2021: “His mind is gone”
    https://www.esquireme.com/brief/jack-nicholson-unrecognizable-2023
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    mattjoes wrote: »
    I would say those scenes qualify for a bathroom scene elimination game, but not for a toilet scene elimination game, as the toilets themselves are not prominent enough. As far as I recall, nobody sits on them, or stands on them, or uses them, or pretends to be using them, or stands particularly close to them.

    Yes, that's what I thought myself but thought I'd mention them just in case.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    SIS_HQ wrote: »
    Once a great actor, now......

    Jack Nicholson unrecognizable in first new photos since 2021: “His mind is gone”
    https://www.esquireme.com/brief/jack-nicholson-unrecognizable-2023
    @SIS_HQ
    Wrong thread?
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
    edited April 2023 Posts: 3,789
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    SIS_HQ wrote: »
    Once a great actor, now......

    Jack Nicholson unrecognizable in first new photos since 2021: “His mind is gone”
    https://www.esquireme.com/brief/jack-nicholson-unrecognizable-2023
    @SIS_HQ
    Wrong thread?

    I don't know where to put this really.

    And hence, it's a free discussion.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    Oh, you're right, of course. I was in full elimination game mode.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    THE NEW QUICK AND FUN DANIEL CRAIG ELIMINATION GAME

    Let's eliminate Craig Bond. The usual rules apply.

    Blown up on an island - 20
    Shot by the bad guy - 20
    Shot by an anonymous bullet - 20
    Died just before sex - 20
    Malfunction of one of Q's gadgets at the wrong time - 20
    Hara-kiri - 20
    Parachute failed to open - 20
    Drunk himself to death - 20
    Died during sex - 20
    Bitten by a scorpion - 20
    Looked down the barrel of his gun out of boredom and it fired by accident - 20
    Brain drilled - 20
    Sudden heart attack after finding out he was a father - 20
    Died just after sex - 20
    Old age - 20
    STD - 20
    Lung cancer - 20
    Death by reboot - 20
    Death by box office bomb - 20
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    I've never really been one for forum games such as the elimination games. I prefer discussing the more substantive aspects of Bond, but each to their own.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I've never really been one for forum games such as the elimination games. I prefer discussing the more substantive aspects of Bond, but each to their own.

    Me neither, I'm just taking the piss (appropriately enough considering the toilet elimination game) out of those games.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I've never really been one for forum games such as the elimination games. I prefer discussing the more substantive aspects of Bond, but each to their own.

    Me neither, I'm just taking the piss (appropriately enough considering the toilet elimination game) out of those games.

    Yes, I got that you were. I just find those elimination games quite pointless but they do seem to be very popular here.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    edited April 2023 Posts: 9,041
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I've never really been one for forum games such as the elimination games. I prefer discussing the more substantive aspects of Bond, but each to their own.

    Me neither, I'm just taking the piss (appropriately enough considering the toilet elimination game) out of those games.

    Yes, I got that you were. I just find those elimination games quite pointless but they do seem to be very popular here.

    You know what? I do too. But I still get caught up in them, while the topics I like more (say trivia and locations) are slowly drifting into oblivion...unless somebody revives them. But voting on an elimination game is a cheap pastime, quickly done, and with no real personal repercussions.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,807
    I don't think all understood the ramifications of elimination and bathrooms or commodes.

    Plus I guess it's way too late to object to the elimination of animals. But I kid.


  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    The Humane Society says that "no animals were harmed in the creation of these elimination games".
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited April 2023 Posts: 18,281
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
    Yes.

    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
    I don't recall seeing a toilet there. If it's there, I would argue it's not prominent enough to count.


    I have updated the original post. Embarrassing that I forgot the CR fight, for fart's sake.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDDK-BkbybM
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    The Humane Society says that "no animals were harmed in the creation of these elimination games".
    And no toilets either.

    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
    Yes.

    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
    I don't recall seeing a toilet there. If it's there, I would argue it's not prominent enough to count.


    I have updated the original post. Embarrassing that I forgot the CR fight, for fart's sake.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDDK-BkbybM
    A beautiful arrangement. Brings a tear to my eye.

    Of course, that might be the irritating effect of the gas.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    mattjoes wrote: »
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    The Humane Society says that "no animals were harmed in the creation of these elimination games".
    And no toilets either.

    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
    Yes.

    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
    I don't recall seeing a toilet there. If it's there, I would argue it's not prominent enough to count.


    I have updated the original post. Embarrassing that I forgot the CR fight, for fart's sake.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDDK-BkbybM
    A beautiful arrangement. Brings a tear to my eye.

    Of course, that might be the irritating effect of the gas.

    Beautiful indeed. But, hold on, what's that smell?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited April 2023 Posts: 7,021
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    The Humane Society says that "no animals were harmed in the creation of these elimination games".
    And no toilets either.

    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
    Yes.

    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
    I don't recall seeing a toilet there. If it's there, I would argue it's not prominent enough to count.


    I have updated the original post. Embarrassing that I forgot the CR fight, for fart's sake.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDDK-BkbybM
    A beautiful arrangement. Brings a tear to my eye.

    Of course, that might be the irritating effect of the gas.

    Beautiful indeed. But, hold on, what's that smell?

    That, my friend, is phase one of Operation Grand Slam. **faints**
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    The Humane Society says that "no animals were harmed in the creation of these elimination games".
    And no toilets either.

    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
    Yes.

    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
    I don't recall seeing a toilet there. If it's there, I would argue it's not prominent enough to count.


    I have updated the original post. Embarrassing that I forgot the CR fight, for fart's sake.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDDK-BkbybM
    A beautiful arrangement. Brings a tear to my eye.

    Of course, that might be the irritating effect of the gas.

    Beautiful indeed. But, hold on, what's that smell?

    That, my friend, is phase one of Operation Grand Slam. **faints**

    I've heard that his latest release is crap. Literally.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    The Humane Society says that "no animals were harmed in the creation of these elimination games".
    And no toilets either.

    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
    Yes.

    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
    I don't recall seeing a toilet there. If it's there, I would argue it's not prominent enough to count.


    I have updated the original post. Embarrassing that I forgot the CR fight, for fart's sake.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDDK-BkbybM
    A beautiful arrangement. Brings a tear to my eye.

    Of course, that might be the irritating effect of the gas.

    Beautiful indeed. But, hold on, what's that smell?

    That, my friend, is phase one of Operation Grand Slam. **faints**

    I've heard that his latest release is crap. Literally.

    The greatest cataclysm in history. And all attributed to natural causes.

    Shall we get back on topic? Oh wait, this is the free discussion thread. So tough s**t.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited April 2023 Posts: 18,281
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    The Humane Society says that "no animals were harmed in the creation of these elimination games".
    And no toilets either.

    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    THE JAMES BOND TOILET SCENES ELIMINATION GAME - SPONSORED BY JOHN GLEN:

    You know my name the rules.

    TLD 1: Koskov escapes from his KGB minders (and the foul smell of the bathroom?) through the window. --- 20
    TLD 2: Bond examines Kara's stuff (her cello case, to be more specific). --- 20
    GE: Bond infiltrates a Soviet toilet. Violence ensues. --- 20

    Any scenes I'm forgetting? I don't want to cause a stink by leaving one out of the game.

    Does the PTS of Casino Royale count?
    Yes.

    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    What about Draco's janitor whistling the theme of Goldfinger? It apparently takes place in front (or outside) of toilets. Though not inside.
    I don't recall seeing a toilet there. If it's there, I would argue it's not prominent enough to count.


    I have updated the original post. Embarrassing that I forgot the CR fight, for fart's sake.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pDDK-BkbybM
    A beautiful arrangement. Brings a tear to my eye.

    Of course, that might be the irritating effect of the gas.

    Beautiful indeed. But, hold on, what's that smell?

    That, my friend, is phase one of Operation Grand Slam. **faints**

    I've heard that his latest release is crap. Literally.

    The greatest cataclysm in history. And all attributed to natural causes.

    Shall we get back on topic? Oh wait, this is the free discussion thread. So tough s**t.

    They'll have to rename this The Toilet Humour Thread. Everything else will be a footnote.

  • TracyTracy
    Posts: 1,708
    finally after 45 yrs the full version of Lee's Big Boss has been found as has the Game of Death log scene
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