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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    ...you are asked to speak at a Roger Moore memorial service.
    "On behalf of the Whyte House, I wanna let you folks know you've been a lousy audience.
    So get lost. See ya later."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    Haha, great one, @QBranch. :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    ... you discover Trump is taking a bath in your house.
    "You're going to pass out in a few seconds."

    ...you are asked to speak at a Roger Moore memorial service.
    "We barely got to know each other."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,328
    ...you are asked to speak at a Roger Moore memorial service.

    For me, this is all the world. There is beauty... there is ugliness... and there is death.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    ... you discover Trump is taking a bath in your house.
    "For God's sake. You're supposed to display some kind of judgment."

    ...you are asked to speak at a Roger Moore memorial service.
    "Oh, I'm just here for the birds."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    ... you discover Trump is taking a bath in your house.
    "Oh God, you're even worse than your file says."

    ...you are asked to speak at a Roger Moore memorial service.
    "The food here is horrible."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    You have all made me laugh, folks. :)

    Use a line from a Bond film when...

    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "My department knows I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate."

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "Distribution of Red China narcotics in the United States: two million three hundred thousand dollars."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "Not married, by any chance, are you?"

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "Pussy!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    QBranch wrote: »
    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "Pussy!"

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    Great stuff, @QBranch! :D

  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "I would've thought watching your TV shows was torture enough."

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "Omega."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited December 2017 Posts: 5,185
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "Darling, what could possibly go wrong, eh?"

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,164
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.

    I think you’re a sexist misogynist dinosaur.

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.

    I’ve been dreaming of a Solex agitator. Ever heard of one?

  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited December 2017 Posts: 5,185
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business."

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it."

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "What if I shoot you by mistake?"

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "Make me disappear."

    Or, my wish:
    "Two air tickets to London?"
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Or, my wish:
    "Two air tickets to London?"
    That was the second thing I had in mind for that. :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2017 Posts: 14,667
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "What's he think this is? Blow his friggin' head off."

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "How about building up a little more muscle tone by putting on your clothes?"
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    edited December 2017 Posts: 4,534
    Use a line from a Bond film when...

    ...you are asked to speak at a Roger Moore memorial service.

    twenty-thousand Baht

    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.

    Really? Well don't bother showing me the rest. If I get lost, I'll take a cab. (Bond in Moonraker against Rio hotel manager showing him a room.)

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.

    [ stares at the porcelain bulldog statue on M's desk]

    The whole office goes up in smoke and that bloody thing survives.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Balje is our Christmas gift this year.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2017 Posts: 14,667
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Balje is our Christmas gift this year.
    Wow, we really have been spoilt!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    S**t.

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    We're interested in the bulk-buying of fermentation chemicals. Monosodium glutamate and ascorbic acid.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment."

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "Rolex"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited December 2017 Posts: 41,009
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    From the CR theme: "If you come inside, things will not be the same."

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    "What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    "Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,328
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    So, this is where they keep the old relics, then, eh?

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    A gun and a radio. It's not exactly Christmas, is it?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited December 2017 Posts: 45,489
    ...Harvey Weinstein asks you to step into his office for a moment.
    Put your clothes back on, and I will buy you an ice cream.

    ...Father Christmas asks you what you are wishing for.
    World domination, the same old dream.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    ...you bump the 'Use a line from a Bond film when...' thread.
    "All right, change of tack. Have some of my conch chowder."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    Good call, sir! I'll set up a new one. :)

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    ... YOU FIND YOUR PARTNER IN BED WITH DANIEL CRAIG
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    "I was always very interested to meet you. I'd heard so much about you from Vesper."
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
    Posts: 15,423
    "We know where you stand. You've made your bed."
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