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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited January 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "I think you made your point. Thank you for the Demonstration."

    "Now let's both play."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    "Come on, put your back into it."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited January 2019 Posts: 5,185
    "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock."

    "James, you're incorrigible. What am I going to do with you?"

    "No, no, no. No more foreplay."

    "You know, James and I shared everything. Absolutely everything... to the victor go the spoils."
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,814
    You'll be here when I come back?
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    "Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit"
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,198
    So much feathers and he still can’t fly.
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    00Agent wrote: »
    "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock."

    "James, you're incorrigible. What am I going to do with you?"

    "No, no, no. No more foreplay."

    "You know, James and I shared everything. Absolutely everything... to the victor go the spoils."

    That one's good.
  • Mendes4LyfeMendes4Lyfe The long road ahead
    Posts: 8,438
    "Make your choice."


    "Once we were like brothers".
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    "A martini for our guest, Olympe."

    "She likes you, I can see it."

    "What she needs is a man... to dominate her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!"
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    Posts: 16,204
    "This never happened to the other feller".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    "Well, hello, Jim! What's happenin', baby? Just eeease back now, Jim. Relaaax!...

    *grabs crotch*

    ...Mr. Big wants to see you."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    QBranch wrote: »
    *grabs crotch*

    ...Mr. Big wants to see you."

    Okay, this is the best one I've read all day! :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    Some inspired contributions here. I'm glad many were quick to join in. :)>-
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    00Agent wrote: »
    "She likes you, I can see it."
    :))

    DarthDimi wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    *grabs crotch*

    ...Mr. Big wants to see you."

    Okay, this is the best one I've read all day! :D
    Brilliant stuff! =))
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    QBranch wrote: »
    *grabs crotch*

    ...Mr. Big wants to see you."
    There's much you can do with this concept!

    Mr Big? Where the hell does *he* fit into this mess?

    You were nailed the minute you left.

    Question is, what would Mr Big want with a two-bit island diplomat?
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    Posts: 6,359
    That's my little Octopussy!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,667
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    ... YOU FIND YOUR PARTNER IN BED WITH DANIEL CRAIG
    I've never killed a midget before, but there can always be a first time.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    edited January 2019 Posts: 2,722
    Exactly one minute, fifty-two seconds. That's excellent.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,722
    Like a brick through a plate glass window...
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,722
    Well...you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream
  • united1878united1878
    Posts: 92
    "I knew it was too early to promote you."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    "Why did you come?"
  • matt_umatt_u better known as Mr. Roark
    Posts: 4,343
    "WHAT A PERFORMANCE!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,250
    "Do you expect me to talk?"
  • peterpeter Toronto
    Posts: 9,511
    He's good, even by my standards.
  • peterpeter Toronto
    Posts: 9,511
    Touch it. Go ahead. Touch it.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,722
    I really think you people should find a better place to meet
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
    Posts: 4,534
    Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,722
    Well, that's a mouthful
  • RoadphillRoadphill United Kingdom
    Posts: 984
    Put your clothes on, and I'll buy you an Ice Cream
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