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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • vzokvzok
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    Your objective is to penetrate the radar installations of Gibraltar.
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "It jammed on your last job and you spent 6 months in hospital...."
  • TR007TR007
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    LeonardPine wrote: »
    "It jammed on your last job and you spent 6 months in hospital...."

    Fantastic!
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    "Wow. Now there's a mouthful"
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Nicely done, Strangways. I have to give it to you.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
    Posts: 3,000
    Having problems keeping it up Q?
  • MooreFunMooreFun
    Posts: 385
    Balls, Q?
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    They can stimulate and tease me.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,664
    ...you accidentally throw up all over a police officer
    "I'm sure this ain't exactly your debut with this sorta thing."

    ...the doctor prescribes you some Viagra.
    "Now, the first probe will play with your sight, your hearing and your balance,..."
  • united1878united1878
    Posts: 92
    ...the doctor prescribes you some Viagra.

    "The first one won't kill you... not the second... not even the third..."
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    This is the big one, 007
  • w2bondw2bond is indeed a very rare breed
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    Mr Big wants to see you
  • vzokvzok
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    Fill her up please
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
    Posts: 3,675
    You're smaller than I remember.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    Now that you're back I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    hardest substance found in nature, cut glass, suggests marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as a girl's best friend
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    Major_Boothroyd wrote: »
    Now that you're back I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence

    Very good.
    Major_Boothroyd wrote: »
    hardest substance found in nature, cut glass, suggests marriage, I suppose it replaced the dog as a girl's best friend

    Excellent
  • RoadphillRoadphill United Kingdom
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    Just a slight stiffness coming on...
  • RoadphillRoadphill United Kingdom
    Posts: 984
    The nearest Pharmacy, please!
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    TR007 wrote: »
    LeonardPine wrote: »
    "It jammed on your last job and you spent 6 months in hospital...."

    Fantastic!

    Why thank you :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    That last hand...nearly killed me.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Hardly relaxing but most satisfying. Cheers!"
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "I have been known to keep my tip up."
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
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    Less of a random killing machine. More of a personal statement!
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "One rises to meet a challenge."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,328
    I feel a slight stiffness coming on...
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    Posts: 2,722
    ...the doctor prescribes you some Viagra.

    "More of a problem eliminator."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Well, the evening may not be a total loss, after all.
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
    Posts: 3,370
    You're quite right, an inch too low.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,664
    We aim to please.
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