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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Now, having just met you, I wouldn't go as far as calling you a cold-hearted bastard…
  • vzokvzok
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Oh! Oh! My car! Oh!

    Oh! My car! Oh!

    taxidriver.jpg

    Classic
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    Well I hope you have a car...
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "Goodnight, where are the car keys?"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,792
    Phu Yuk.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Do you know even who the enemy is, Dimitri? DO YOU?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    you are constipated.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    00Agent wrote: »
    Do you know even who the enemy is, Dimitri? DO YOU?

    Hahaha, so random!

    Put it down. PUT IT DOWN, GENERAL!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited January 2019 Posts: 24,179
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    you are constipated.

    *Talking to the little obstruction inside*

    "Good news. You won't be hung in the morning. You will be *shot*!"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Billy Bob'll sure enough fix their ass!
  • MooreFunMooreFun
    Posts: 385
    A great Soviet achievement.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "It's gotta come out sooner or later."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    "You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed."
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "You're hurting! You're hurting me!"
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,756
    To the nearest pharmacy.
  • vzokvzok
    Posts: 4,044
    "We have all the time in the world."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    "Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    Sitting on the toilet:

    - "To hell with dignity! I'll leave when the job's done!"
  • GetCarterGetCarter
    Posts: 386
    As long as the collars and cuffs match ...
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    Stiff ass Brit!
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "We were inseparable, you know."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,135
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    you are constipated.

    “Push push!”
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    Posts: 16,163
    OOOOOORRRHHHHHHHHHHH
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,135
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    you are constipated.

    “Alimentary Dr.Leiter.”
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,179
    "EXPEL THEM!"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,135
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN...

    you are constipated.

    “Ahhhhh it’s stuck!”
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    - "It... burned all my insides, but I didn´t die"
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
    Posts: 23,883
    "It's rather hard, isn't it?"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    "All this jumping and fighting, it's exhausting! Relax. You need to relax."
  • echoecho 007 in New York
    edited January 2019 Posts: 6,298
    "Goodnight, where are the car keys?" (again)
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