USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited March 2019 Posts: 5,185
    Use a line from a Bond film when... a 'Use a line from a Bond film when...' situation gets complaints from readers of the 'Use a line from a Bond film when...' thread.

    "Choose your next witticism carefully, it may be your last!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    edited March 2019 Posts: 24,179
    Very well then. I'll think of something else later and pretend two world wars never happened.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Very well then. I'll think of something else later and pretend two world wars never happened.

    Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans, as Noel Coward sang.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Very well then. I'll think of something else later and pretend two world wars never happened.

    What? I thought this was about Eurovision.
  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Some people have no sense of humour. Must be a delightful life.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I know, right? Sucks to be German.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    I don’t see what the issue is. The Germans had a ravenous appetite for territorial expansion and did literally try to take over the world. That’s entirely factual; not spin, bias, or anything else. I don’t even understand this from a PC perspective. I thought calling everyone a Nazi and hating on them was all the rage right now.
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    Bayern Munich don’t get a third match.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Use a line from a Bond film when... a 'Use a line from a Bond film when...' situation gets complaints from readers of the 'Use a line from a Bond film when...' thread.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=n3zmf5aY4AI&t=1m14s
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2019 Posts: 14,571
    ;)
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... the Germans have decided to try a third time.
    Blow up your pan...
    ...zer tank.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I don t think your Uncle Adi would approve.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Good to see people retaliating with humour. :)

    Very well then.
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... the chef put a few chilli peppers too many in your dish.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Flame guns. Two of 'em. Firing asstern.
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    to the Uber driver

    "No, the nearest pharmacy!"
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    Do you expect me to talk?

    No I expect you to die
  • M_BaljeM_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... the chef put a few chilli peppers too many in your dish.

    Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
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    Xenia, I can't breathe!
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    “I suppose my silence could have a price?”
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Ah! Ah!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    That could bring tears to your eyes.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    If that ain't a dragon, what is it?
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Throw this down the toilet....cut out the middle man.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    It burned all my insides. But I didn't die.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    his for heat, these for cold. Applied scientifically and slowly. Very, very slowly.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... the chef put a few chilli peppers too many in your dish.

    The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army.
  • I drank the water but that's why I ate the peppers, they protected me.

    (Then, Jeffrey Wright goes off and makes a documentary about world travel and discovering different kinds of gourmet peppers).
  • PropertyOfALadyPropertyOfALady Colders Federation CEO
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... the chef put a few chilli peppers too many in your dish.

    The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army.

    That line works for everything with you! =))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    When this rocket lifts off, I shall be leaving you in your own private crematorium.
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Good to see people retaliating with humour. :)

    Very well then.
    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... the chef put a few chilli peppers too many in your dish.

    PUT THOSE FIRES OUT!!!!!!!!!!
  • RoadphillRoadphill United Kingdom
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    What do you know about Stingers?
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