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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • ClarkDevlinClarkDevlin Martinis, Girls and Guns
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    Discipline, 007. Discipline.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Why is Pierce Brosnan always the subject of this thread :))

    I do not remember that line in a Bond film? Lol!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    I'm not that kind of masseuse...
  • vzokvzok
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    DarthDimi wrote: »

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN ... YOU ACCIDENTALLY WALK INTO A SAUNA WITH PIERCE BROSNAN

    That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing.
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia
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    Nick Nack, Tabasco!!
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
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    we're showing a bit more cheek than usual..
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    *looks at johnson*

    I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet.
  • jobojobo
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    "Look, parachutes for both of us! Oops, not anymore!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Do not be alarmed, my friend. We will make you as comfortable as possible.
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
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    Bird never make nest in bare tree
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
    edited April 2019 Posts: 2,722
    I like Brosnan...especially when it's served at the correct temperature, 98.4F, like this is.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    No matter what happens now, say and do nothing.
  • jobojobo
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    "Don't think. Just let it happen."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I didn't tell you to get up!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    This must be the gayest thread ever :))

    "That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited April 2019 Posts: 12,480
    As I approach him with a certain kind of smile ...

    "You'll just have to figure out how much pumping is necessary, James"
    and
    "It's rather hard, isn't it?"

  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Let's see who ends up on top.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Mo-heat-o?
  • jobojobo
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    "Chew me!"
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited April 2019 Posts: 5,185
    - My sources tell me you're British Secret Service, or used to be, and that you infiltrated this sauna by having sex with the manager.

    - *Spreads legs* That offends you?

    - No, not in the slightest.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Now don't you worry. I'll tell the chef.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    I didn't tell you to get down either!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    I have rarely seen a handsomer couple.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,662
    I have rarely seen a handsomer couple.
  • dramaticscenesofQOSdramaticscenesofQOS
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    I have an itch....down there


    Sit down. SIT DOWN!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    First, there was a dream. Now, there is reality.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    ^ Good one, Matt.

    "Dushka, tell me the truth. Am I as exciting as all those Western girls?"
  • TR007TR007
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    No point in going off half cocked.
  • jobojobo
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    Wow, you have taken really good care of your body. Such a waste!
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