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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN Dimi tells you he will soon replace this thread by a new version :)

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  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    That girl didn't know one end of the rifle from the other
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
    Posts: 24,313
    Excellent, @Major_Boothroyd ! :D
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Forgive me father, for I have sinned
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sheer magnetism
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    "She has a lovely 'mouth', that Anita."
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,836
    Just a slight stiffness coming on... in the shoulder.
  • TorgeirtrapTorgeirtrap
    Posts: 17,836
    Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
  • cwl007cwl007 England
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    He's keen to get home
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Come on, put your back into it, eh?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Just keeping the British end up sir!
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    The president gave me a direct order.
  • royale65royale65 Caustic misanthrope reporting for duty.
    Posts: 4,423
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up!

    Drat, @Dragonpol's beaten me to the punch!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    royale65 wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up!

    Drat, @Dragonpol's beaten me to the punch!

    I like to slip in early, if you know what I mean! 8-}
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
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    "It's all in the wrist...."
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Excellent run, guys. :p

    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM WHEN... your doctor tells you you're putting on too much weight.
  • cwl007cwl007 England
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    I think my mouth is too big
  • MooreFunMooreFun
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    Life’s full of small challenges.
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
    Posts: 16,260
    Then I shall cut out the white bread, Sir.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Then I shall take it off!!!!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    But you are SO WRONG!
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    edited July 2019 Posts: 7,062
    (grabbing my stomach) Hai Fat owns this place.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Honestly, that gave me a big laugh, @mattjoes ! :D
  • Junglist_1985Junglist_1985 Los Angeles
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    “Yes, considerably.”
  • Junglist_1985Junglist_1985 Los Angeles
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    Dr: “you’re putting on too much weight”
    Me: “do you expect me to talk?”
    Dr: “nooo I expect you to die”
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,062
    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Honestly, that gave me a big laugh, @mattjoes ! :D

    Glad you enjoyed it, @DarthDimi.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    (Looks at stomach)
    "Sixty men would take twelve days to load it onto 200 trucks."
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    "All the physical stuff. So dull, so dull..."
  • LeonardPineLeonardPine The Bar on the Beach
    Posts: 4,135
    "But it's still in pretty good shape..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I have a little itch. Down there. Do you mind?
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Major_Boothroyd wrote: »
    (Looks at stomach)
    "Sixty men would take twelve days to load it onto 200 trucks."

    Still cracking up, @Major_Boothroyd! :D
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